Donating Sperm

[ZetaPsi808]

Gentleman,

as we pursue more +ev activities, i got the idea that donating sperm would be an easy way to make cash. Does anyone have any experience with this? Also, can you recommend any sites where i can sign up or register?

[onetrickpony]

i dont know but zeta u would an excellent candidate

tall, good lucking, smart and maybe a big cock

[36mafia]

i bring my own magazines cause it feels weird when i jerk to other peoples mags. its like we shared the same woman

i also try to get hard before i get there. i dont want to stay there long as i get weird looks when i walk towards the building.

i *** as fast as possible, cause when you think about it, a fatfuck creep was in the same spot you are in 6 min ago

[onetrickpony]

i bring my own magazines cause it feels weird when i jerk to other peoples mags. its like we shared the same woman i also try to get hard before i get there. i dont want to stay there long as i get weird looks when i walk towards the building. i *** as fast as possible, cause when you think about it, a fatfuck creep was in the same spot you are in 6 min ago

they wouldnt accept his sperm, he would have to pay them to take his sperm

ZING!!

[bobbyfk]

[36mafia]

L0L0L0L0L!

hilarious!

[ZetaPsi808]

i need fuking details here, and you fuks are just joking around

[36mafia]

no ******* around here zeta

jerking off and selling your jizz is serious shit

[LLXC]

You have to be good looking, smart, and well built to qualify.

[36mafia]

since they pay you by weight i dont jack off for several days until my next scheduled appointment

also eat a shit ton of tuna which is cumfilled with protein. i am getting hard just posting about this shit

[onetrickpony]

1. 1
   Contact a sperm bank and ask if they are currently accepting donations.
   
2. 2
   Answer their preliminary questions to determine your eligibility to donate sperm. Requirements may include good health; age between 19-38; height over 5’9”; college student, graduate or working as an EMT, police officer, firefighter or paramedic, and a commitment to the full round of their donating procedures.
3. 3
   Set up and attend an intake interview. Answer questions about your health, lifestyle and personal and family medical history.
4. 4
   Go to a private collection room and produce a sperm sample. The sample will undergo analysis. If your sample meets their criteria, you will be asked to submit to a physical for further testing.
5. 5
   Undergo a physical, provide another semen sample and a urine sample and allow the bank to draw blood.
6. 6
   Wait for the results of their testing and approval.
7. 7
   Sign a contract with the sperm bank, agreeing to a schedule of once or twice a week for a period of six months to a year. Sperm banks set their own schedules and have differing donation requirements.
8. 8
   Attend your weekly sessions and produce the sperm for donation at each appointment.

[acarmelo1]

Can I send my Sperm Via DHL?

[36mafia]

you betcha buddy

i jerked off into a clear water bottle and ship it as is

[tmorton]

I like to donate sperm but I don't like to get paid. I treat it kind of like a community service type thing.

[Masu485]

1. 1
   Contact a sperm bank and ask if they are currently accepting donations.
   
2. 2
   Answer their preliminary questions to determine your eligibility to donate sperm. Requirements may include good health; age between 19-38; height over 5’9”; college student, graduate or working as an EMT, police officer, firefighter or paramedic, and a commitment to the full round of their donating procedures.
3. 3
   Set up and attend an intake interview. Answer questions about your health, lifestyle and personal and family medical history.
4. 4
   Go to a private collection room and produce a sperm sample. The sample will undergo analysis. If your sample meets their criteria, you will be asked to submit to a physical for further testing.
5. 5
   Undergo a physical, provide another semen sample and a urine sample and allow the bank to draw blood.
6. 6
   Wait for the results of their testing and approval.
7. 7
   Sign a contract with the sperm bank, agreeing to a schedule of once or twice a week for a period of six months to a year. Sperm banks set their own schedules and have differing donation requirements.
8. 8
   Attend your weekly sessions and produce the sperm for donation at each appointment.

WTF? why can't u just walk in, ***, and get paid??

[nyjets15]

1. 1
   Contact a sperm bank and ask if they are currently accepting donations.
2. 2
   Answer their preliminary questions to determine your eligibility to donate sperm. Requirements may include good health; age between 19-38; height over 5’9”; college student, graduate or working as an EMT, police officer, firefighter or paramedic, and a commitment to the full round of their donating procedures.
3. 3
   Set up and attend an intake interview. Answer questions about your health, lifestyle and personal and family medical history.
4. 4
   Go to a private collection room and produce a sperm sample. The sample will undergo analysis. If your sample meets their criteria, you will be asked to submit to a physical for further testing.
5. 5
   Undergo a physical, provide another semen sample and a urine sample and allow the bank to draw blood.
6. 6
   Wait for the results of their testing and approval.
7. 7
   Sign a contract with the sperm bank, agreeing to a schedule of once or twice a week for a period of six months to a year. Sperm banks set their own schedules and have differing donation requirements.
8. 8
   Attend your weekly sessions and produce the sperm for donation at each appointment.

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

Doesn't seem so fun anymore

[SBRMAN23]

Actually wouldn't mind doing it for a good cause also

[samdapatriotsfan]

WTF? why can't u just walk in, ***, and get paid??

[DRZ]

this is some funny shit, yeah buddy

[Jimmy Proffett]

or there's always plasma donations. maybe not as lucrative, but prob not as many restrictions

[oiler]

they wouldnt accept his sperm, he would have to pay them to take his sperm

ZING!!

yeah maybe he should call WASTE MANAGEMENT lol

[MendozaLine]

Selling Jizz is very +EV Zeta.

[Eating Bookies]

I actually applied for sperm donation. You need to have a high sperm count or the sperm bank won't accept you.

[compaqDikk]

have to graduate top 10 of ivy league school just to qaulify, most of you bozos wer chucked from coom. College and they cerrtainly don't want people who taste test pepesi products for a living

[ZetaPsi808]

have to graduate top 10 of ivy league school just to qaulify, most of you bozos wer chucked from coom. College and they cerrtainly don't want people who taste test pepesi products for a living

dikk how is that bracelet treating you pal

[shari91]

Zeta where do you come up with this stuff??

[ZetaPsi808]

Zeta where do you come up with this stuff??

shari i am trying to be +ev here. if they will pay me to ejaculate i will be their #1 customer. shari many women want my sperm so their kids will be sharp with an 8 inch cock like myself

[sickler]

I unknowingly & unwittingly became a sperm donor.

True....

[Flexin]

What do they pay?

James

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[will2survive]

this is crazy. don't do it--simple

[36mafia]

Zeta where do you come up with this stuff??