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  • ZetaPsi808
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-18-08
    • 12119

    #1
    Donating Sperm
    Gentleman,

    as we pursue more +ev activities, i got the idea that donating sperm would be an easy way to make cash. Does anyone have any experience with this? Also, can you recommend any sites where i can sign up or register?


  • onetrickpony
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-23-10
    • 9434

    #2
    i dont know but zeta u would an excellent candidate

    tall, good lucking, smart and maybe a big cock
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    • 36mafia
      Restricted User
      • 11-08-09
      • 2389

      #3
      i bring my own magazines cause it feels weird when i jerk to other peoples mags. its like we shared the same woman

      i also try to get hard before i get there. i dont want to stay there long as i get weird looks when i walk towards the building.

      i *** as fast as possible, cause when you think about it, a fatfuck creep was in the same spot you are in 6 min ago
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      • onetrickpony
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-23-10
        • 9434

        #4
        Originally posted by 36mafia
        i bring my own magazines cause it feels weird when i jerk to other peoples mags. its like we shared the same woman i also try to get hard before i get there. i dont want to stay there long as i get weird looks when i walk towards the building. i *** as fast as possible, cause when you think about it, a fatfuck creep was in the same spot you are in 6 min ago
        they wouldnt accept his sperm, he would have to pay them to take his sperm

        ZING!!
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        • bobbyfk
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-19-09
          • 15218

          #5
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          • 36mafia
            Restricted User
            • 11-08-09
            • 2389

            #6
            L0L0L0L0L!

            hilarious!
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            • ZetaPsi808
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-18-08
              • 12119

              #7
              i need fuking details here, and you fuks are just joking around
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              • 36mafia
                Restricted User
                • 11-08-09
                • 2389

                #8
                no ******* around here zeta

                jerking off and selling your jizz is serious shit
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                • LLXC
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 12-10-06
                  • 8972

                  #9
                  You have to be good looking, smart, and well built to qualify.
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                  • 36mafia
                    Restricted User
                    • 11-08-09
                    • 2389

                    #10
                    since they pay you by weight i dont jack off for several days until my next scheduled appointment

                    also eat a shit ton of tuna which is cumfilled with protein. i am getting hard just posting about this shit
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                    • onetrickpony
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-23-10
                      • 9434

                      #11
                      1. 1
                        Contact a sperm bank and ask if they are currently accepting donations.
                      2. 2
                        Answer their preliminary questions to determine your eligibility to donate sperm. Requirements may include good health; age between 19-38; height over 5’9”; college student, graduate or working as an EMT, police officer, firefighter or paramedic, and a commitment to the full round of their donating procedures.
                      3. 3
                        Set up and attend an intake interview. Answer questions about your health, lifestyle and personal and family medical history.
                      4. 4
                        Go to a private collection room and produce a sperm sample. The sample will undergo analysis. If your sample meets their criteria, you will be asked to submit to a physical for further testing.
                      5. 5
                        Undergo a physical, provide another semen sample and a urine sample and allow the bank to draw blood.
                      6. 6
                        Wait for the results of their testing and approval.
                      7. 7
                        Sign a contract with the sperm bank, agreeing to a schedule of once or twice a week for a period of six months to a year. Sperm banks set their own schedules and have differing donation requirements.
                      8. 8
                        Attend your weekly sessions and produce the sperm for donation at each appointment.



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                      • acarmelo1
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-29-09
                        • 6321

                        #12
                        Can I send my Sperm Via DHL?
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                        • 36mafia
                          Restricted User
                          • 11-08-09
                          • 2389

                          #13
                          you betcha buddy

                          i jerked off into a clear water bottle and ship it as is
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                          • tmorton
                            Restricted User
                            • 11-15-09
                            • 560

                            #14
                            I like to donate sperm but I don't like to get paid. I treat it kind of like a community service type thing.
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                            • Masu485
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-14-08
                              • 7700

                              #15
                              Originally posted by onetrickpony
                              1. 1
                                Contact a sperm bank and ask if they are currently accepting donations.
                              2. 2
                                Answer their preliminary questions to determine your eligibility to donate sperm. Requirements may include good health; age between 19-38; height over 5’9”; college student, graduate or working as an EMT, police officer, firefighter or paramedic, and a commitment to the full round of their donating procedures.
                              3. 3
                                Set up and attend an intake interview. Answer questions about your health, lifestyle and personal and family medical history.
                              4. 4
                                Go to a private collection room and produce a sperm sample. The sample will undergo analysis. If your sample meets their criteria, you will be asked to submit to a physical for further testing.
                              5. 5
                                Undergo a physical, provide another semen sample and a urine sample and allow the bank to draw blood.
                              6. 6
                                Wait for the results of their testing and approval.
                              7. 7
                                Sign a contract with the sperm bank, agreeing to a schedule of once or twice a week for a period of six months to a year. Sperm banks set their own schedules and have differing donation requirements.
                              8. 8
                                Attend your weekly sessions and produce the sperm for donation at each appointment.



                              WTF? why can't u just walk in, ***, and get paid??
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                              • nyjets15
                                Restricted User
                                • 01-27-11
                                • 873

                                #16
                                Originally posted by onetrickpony
                                1. 1
                                  Contact a sperm bank and ask if they are currently accepting donations.
                                2. 2
                                  Answer their preliminary questions to determine your eligibility to donate sperm. Requirements may include good health; age between 19-38; height over 5’9”; college student, graduate or working as an EMT, police officer, firefighter or paramedic, and a commitment to the full round of their donating procedures.
                                3. 3
                                  Set up and attend an intake interview. Answer questions about your health, lifestyle and personal and family medical history.
                                4. 4
                                  Go to a private collection room and produce a sperm sample. The sample will undergo analysis. If your sample meets their criteria, you will be asked to submit to a physical for further testing.
                                5. 5
                                  Undergo a physical, provide another semen sample and a urine sample and allow the bank to draw blood.
                                6. 6
                                  Wait for the results of their testing and approval.
                                7. 7
                                  Sign a contract with the sperm bank, agreeing to a schedule of once or twice a week for a period of six months to a year. Sperm banks set their own schedules and have differing donation requirements.
                                8. 8
                                  Attend your weekly sessions and produce the sperm for donation at each appointment.



                                HOLY SHIT!!!!!

                                Doesn't seem so fun anymore
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                                • SBRMAN23
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 01-07-11
                                  • 6905

                                  #17
                                  Actually wouldn't mind doing it for a good cause also
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                                  • samdapatriotsfan
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 10-10-08
                                    • 1585

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Masu485
                                    WTF? why can't u just walk in, ***, and get paid??

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                                    • DRZ
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 02-24-10
                                      • 918

                                      #19
                                      this is some funny shit, yeah buddy
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                                      • Jimmy Proffett
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 10-20-09
                                        • 2729

                                        #20
                                        or there's always plasma donations. maybe not as lucrative, but prob not as many restrictions
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                                        • oiler
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 06-06-09
                                          • 6585

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by onetrickpony
                                          they wouldnt accept his sperm, he would have to pay them to take his sperm

                                          ZING!!
                                          yeah maybe he should call WASTE MANAGEMENT lol
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                                          • MendozaLine
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 01-11-10
                                            • 4088

                                            #22
                                            Selling Jizz is very +EV Zeta.
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                                            • Eating Bookies
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 01-04-11
                                              • 710

                                              #23
                                              I actually applied for sperm donation. You need to have a high sperm count or the sperm bank won't accept you.
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                                              • compaqDikk
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 10-08-05
                                                • 5699

                                                #24
                                                have to graduate top 10 of ivy league school just to qaulify, most of you bozos wer chucked from coom. College and they cerrtainly don't want people who taste test pepesi products for a living
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                                                • ZetaPsi808
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 09-18-08
                                                  • 12119

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by compaqDikk
                                                  have to graduate top 10 of ivy league school just to qaulify, most of you bozos wer chucked from coom. College and they cerrtainly don't want people who taste test pepesi products for a living


                                                  dikk how is that bracelet treating you pal
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                                                  • shari91
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 02-23-10
                                                    • 32661

                                                    #26
                                                    Zeta where do you come up with this stuff??
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                                                    • ZetaPsi808
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 09-18-08
                                                      • 12119

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by shari91
                                                      Zeta where do you come up with this stuff??
                                                      shari i am trying to be +ev here. if they will pay me to ejaculate i will be their #1 customer. shari many women want my sperm so their kids will be sharp with an 8 inch cock like myself
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                                                      • sickler
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 06-05-08
                                                        • 15006

                                                        #28
                                                        I unknowingly & unwittingly became a sperm donor.

                                                        True....
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                                                        • Flexin
                                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                                          • 10-09-10
                                                          • 969

                                                          #29
                                                          What do they pay?

                                                          James
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                                                          • sickler
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 06-05-08
                                                            • 15006

                                                            #30
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                                                            • sickler
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 06-05-08
                                                              • 15006

                                                              #31
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                                                              • sickler
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 06-05-08
                                                                • 15006

                                                                #32
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                                                                • sickler
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 06-05-08
                                                                  • 15006

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • will2survive
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 11-26-09
                                                                    • 8099

                                                                    #34
                                                                    this is crazy. don't do it--simple
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                                                                    • 36mafia
                                                                      Restricted User
                                                                      • 11-08-09
                                                                      • 2389

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by shari
                                                                      Zeta where do you come up with this stuff??
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