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  • ttwarrior1
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    • 06-23-09
    • 28460

    #1
    I guess not too many here celebrate valentines day
    not one single post about gifts or if they do anything


    Get your woman 12 real roses and one fake rose.
    When she asks why one fake rose. You then say, these roses may die but my love for you will never die and this rose represents my never ending love for you
  • FreeFall
    SBR MVP
    • 02-20-08
    • 3365

    #2
    god if you have a girl that needs this annually attention to profess your love for her your relationship is all sorts of ****** up.

    If this day gets recognized, then I want steak and BJ day.
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    • onlooker
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      • 08-10-05
      • 36572

      #3
      Use your SBRpoints in the store, and send the flowers from there.
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      • VegasInsider
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-12-10
        • 14593

        #4
        Fuk Valentine's Day...this is the first year I haven't had a GF during this "holiday" in quite some time. I'm going to be more than happy sitting at home, eating Pizza Rolls and drinking.

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        • BeatTheJerk
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          • 08-19-07
          • 31794

          #5
          Originally posted by ttwarrior1
          not one single post about gifts or if they do anything


          Get your woman 12 real roses and one fake rose.
          When she asks why one fake rose. You then say, these roses may die but my love for you will never die and this rose represents my never ending love for you
          If I did this to my wife she would drop to her knees and fiddle with my slinky and then proceed to give up her ass. I gotta try this one bro ..................
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          • ttwarrior1
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            • 06-23-09
            • 28460

            #6
            it works, i give love advice all the time. Sometimes the best advice comes from someone that doesn't get laid and is fat and ugly and broke.

            It will work. I actually said it once accidently in front of some women at the gym when someone asked me for a tip and they freaked out and loved it
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            • Grits n' Gravy
              Restricted User
              • 06-10-10
              • 13024

              #7
              Originally posted by ttwarrior1
              not one single post about gifts or if they do anything


              Get your woman 12 real roses and one fake rose.
              When she asks why one fake rose. You then say, these roses may die but my love for you will never die and this rose represents my never ending love for you
              the great rod already started a thread for this last week van gundy.

              only a fat hairy broad is going to fall for that corny ass shit.

              get her a decent gift in your price range, cook a nice meal if you can and throw some good dick at her. that is how you do it.
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              • ttwarrior1
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                • 06-23-09
                • 28460

                #8
                Not corny and ive even had people call me, or bump into me and tell me it worked. Real shit, not some fake shit most people try.

                And the roses is just one thing, duh wilber
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                • Jeffito11
                  SBR Hustler
                  • 11-02-10
                  • 63

                  #9
                  I agree that the day causes people to spend a decent amount of money, and personally I would be fine without it. But, if a little extra attention is going to go a long way, I am willing to make a sacrifice.
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                  • WvGambler
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-19-10
                    • 11618

                    #10
                    Fat virgins always think they know how to treat women.......it's funny.
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                    • geebert74
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-03-09
                      • 2445

                      #11
                      I got my wife this ring with a gift card for a pedicure...

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                      • ttwarrior1
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                        • 06-23-09
                        • 28460

                        #12
                        give them a free play
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13


                          We are banged up mother fukkers, I lead the fukkin pack here

                          We are not going anywhere

                          Our combined lay rate is like 2%
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                          • WvGambler
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 04-19-10
                            • 11618

                            #14
                            I'm getting laid in about 20 minutes coach!
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                            • Tree Rollins
                              SBR MVP
                              • 12-16-09
                              • 3968

                              #15
                              I promised my girlfriend i would bone her extra hard on Monday.
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                guys have fukkin timers on when they are going to get laid at sbr

                                they wait until finals come on
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                                • TR88
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 06-10-10
                                  • 9364

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold


                                  We are banged up mother fukkers, I lead the fukkin pack here

                                  We are not going anywhere

                                  Our combined lay rate is like 2%
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                                  • WvGambler
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 04-19-10
                                    • 11618

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                    guys have fukkin timers on when they are going to get laid at sbr they wait until finals come on
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                                    • fightingwarrior
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 05-06-10
                                      • 7818

                                      #19
                                      help sbr (this is prolly sad)

                                      i just got off work long 10 hour shift and need some sleep.

                                      as many of you know it is valentines day tomorrow but me and my girl are celebrating it today well maybe.

                                      that is the question


                                      my money is low since im waiting on a 400.00 check i have about 50.00 in my wallet.


                                      would you


                                      a.spend the 50.00 on your girl and a nice dinner and get her a gift next week

                                      b.watch the heat celtics game and just get some wings and beer and wait to have a dinner and gift next week post pone it to my paycheck.

                                      c.another option.


                                      im really wanting to do b and bet the heat vs the celtics


                                      i got about 46.00 in my bankroll and i think this will be the cheapest of them all.


                                      p.s if i watch the heat celtics my girl will treat me so im not spending anything.


                                      how ever i need to make it up.next week when i get paid.


                                      all the support will help.
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                                      • fightingwarrior
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 05-06-10
                                        • 7818

                                        #20
                                        ima make a video later on tonight
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                                        • Joe Sharp
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 06-01-09
                                          • 3011

                                          #21
                                          B is a no-brainer. But I hope that you are under the age of 25.
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                                          • firedawg
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 10-08-08
                                            • 39219

                                            #22
                                            are you serious?
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                                            • mike1234
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 09-06-07
                                              • 457

                                              #23
                                              Where can you get a nice dinner for $50? I need to go there.
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                                              • newguy
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 12-27-09
                                                • 6100

                                                #24
                                                Why is beer and wings and hoops not a good date? Tell her you want to do for v-day what you love. Then you don't blow your paycheck on meaningless Teddy bear next week
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                                                • doublej95
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 01-26-10
                                                  • 14094

                                                  #25
                                                  Take your girl out to dinner pal.
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                                                  • HotStreak
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 05-12-09
                                                    • 3235

                                                    #26
                                                    Go eat the wings and drink beer.


                                                    Tell your girl it's her turn to pay for Valentines Day.

                                                    Borrow some money from her before hand, this way you have some leverage if she breaks up with you.
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                                                    • Double Bogey
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 07-24-10
                                                      • 1465

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by fightingwarrior
                                                      i just got off work long 10 hour shift and need some sleep.

                                                      as many of you know it is valentines day tomorrow but me and my girl are celebrating it today well maybe.

                                                      that is the question


                                                      my money is low since im waiting on a 400.00 check i have about 50.00 in my wallet.


                                                      would you


                                                      a.spend the 50.00 on your girl and a nice dinner and get her a gift next week

                                                      b.watch the heat celtics game and just get some wings and beer and wait to have a dinner and gift next week post pone it to my paycheck.

                                                      c.another option.


                                                      im really wanting to do b and bet the heat vs the celtics


                                                      i got about 46.00 in my bankroll and i think this will be the cheapest of them all.


                                                      p.s if i watch the heat celtics my girl will treat me so im not spending anything.


                                                      how ever i need to make it up.next week when i get paid.


                                                      all the support will help.
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                                                      • robmpink
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 01-09-07
                                                        • 13205

                                                        #28
                                                        buy her something small and make her dinner with the $50.
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                                                        • geebert74
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 09-03-09
                                                          • 2445

                                                          #29
                                                          if she is worth it, take her out... a good girl is hard to come by... good games come once a week.
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                                                          • shari91
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 02-23-10
                                                            • 32661

                                                            #30
                                                            Oh my
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                                                            • Flexin
                                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                                              • 10-09-10
                                                              • 969

                                                              #31
                                                              If that $50 is all you have left you can't afford to take her out. Do something nice at home and take her out next weekend. If you spend the $50 on a date you will be broke all week.

                                                              James
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                                                              • Dirty Sanchez
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 03-01-10
                                                                • 16031

                                                                #32
                                                                I would say set her free....she can do much better than you
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                                                                • SportsMushroom
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 09-28-10
                                                                  • 4177

                                                                  #33
                                                                  ask you parents/friend for a short term loan and do something nice for her

                                                                  assuming you care, if you dont really like her anymore do nothing and she will break up with you soon
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                                                                  • mighty maron
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 04-20-09
                                                                    • 4215

                                                                    #34
                                                                    a. shoplift
                                                                    b. 7k posts since May...get a 2nd job...
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                                                                    • Chimneyfish
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 09-30-10
                                                                      • 1217

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Break up with her and then get back with her after Valentine's Day.
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