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  • Jerm3462
    SBR MVP
    • 11-09-09
    • 4454

    #1
    My girlfriends vagina smells like tuna and cheese
    Is this normal for women in their 30s?

    Oh, and I like the Spurs-3 tonight.
  • Chimneyfish
    SBR MVP
    • 09-30-10
    • 1217

    #2
    What kind of cheese?
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    • LolsMcwinsey
      SBR MVP
      • 06-08-10
      • 2660

      #3
      my gf is 22 and tuna smells like her vagina. i noticed this after making a tuna sandwich and i smelt my fingers.
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      • Jerm3462
        SBR MVP
        • 11-09-09
        • 4454

        #4
        Originally posted by Chimneyfish
        What kind of cheese?

        I'd say grated parmesan.
        You know, the kind you sprinkle on pasta.

        What does this indicate?
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        • HotStreak
          SBR MVP
          • 05-12-09
          • 3235

          #5
          Originally posted by Jerm3462
          I'd say grated parmesan.
          You know, the kind you sprinkle on pasta.

          What does this indicate?

          Probably means your dick is dirty.

          I like the spurs also.
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          • Vol_Bengal
            SBR Sharp
            • 11-30-10
            • 480

            #6
            Might wanna see about having her get a shower within several hours of when you plan to dive in... oh, and make sure she actually washes it too.
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            • Jerm3462
              SBR MVP
              • 11-09-09
              • 4454

              #7
              Originally posted by Vol_Bengal
              Might wanna see about having her get a shower within several hours of when you plan to dive in... oh, and make sure she actually washes it too.
              Do you like the Spurs-3 tonight?
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              • stefank
                Restricted User
                • 11-23-10
                • 77

                #8
                Better go with the Spurs and nothing else.
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                • chilidog
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 04-05-09
                  • 10305

                  #9
                  Now if you just smell some pasta before you dive in, you can imagine that you're eating TunaHelper
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                  • blackbeSSt
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-06-08
                    • 9398

                    #10
                    watch what she eats. that tends to muck up the smell also

                    Originally posted by chilidog
                    Now if you just smell some pasta before you dive in, you can imagine that you're eating TunaHelper
                    or cook up some pasta for real and eat the hell out of both at the same time
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                    • fedtpels
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 01-08-10
                      • 407

                      #11
                      Haha I like your casual side note on the Spurs
                      Good luck with both
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                      • Snowball
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 11-15-09
                        • 30058

                        #12
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                        • Socrates
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 02-24-10
                          • 923

                          #13
                          I love eating pussy more than anything, but when it smells bad, damn thats a turn off.
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                          • hubie69
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-16-10
                            • 7329

                            #14
                            I concur socrates, I love to do it, but wont if its stinky. I greatly dislike stinky puntang
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                            • stikymess
                              SBR MVP
                              • 05-19-10
                              • 3288

                              #15
                              Maybe it's like people with bad breathe and they are the only one that doesn't smell their own odor?

                              Spurs do look good...
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                              • stevenash
                                Moderator
                                • 01-17-11
                                • 65661

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Jerm3462
                                I'd say grated parmesan.
                                You know, the kind you sprinkle on pasta.

                                What does this indicate?
                                She's Italian.
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                                • Bluedragon
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 08-30-10
                                  • 3484

                                  #17
                                  I once fingered a chick that smelled bloody strong and I swear on hubie69's avatar that it took me like half hour of scrubbing to get the smell off and NO JOKE when I was smoking a spliff like an hour later, I put my hand up to my face and i could still fuckin smell it up close. Her basement stank when we were watching the movie, it was fuckin bruuuuttal

                                  EDIT: SHE HOPPED OUT THE SHOWER when i first got there too. Yeecchh.


                                  Spurs for sure.
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                                  • doublej95
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 01-26-10
                                    • 14094

                                    #18
                                    boys there is nothing worse in this world than some rotten smelling pussy. I was about to have a one nighter with a chick till i pulled her panties down and the smell overwhelmed me. I put my clothes back on and told her I had to leave.
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                                    • temple2010
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 03-16-10
                                      • 1369

                                      #19
                                      I banged and finger blasted this chick and the smell was so intense I found myself holding my breath during most of it! The only thing that would take the smell off my fingers was a bleach cleanser i clean my bathroom with! I'm so glad I wore a condom!!!
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                                      • mitote
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 03-29-10
                                        • 588

                                        #20
                                        Your girl has Vaginitis! Or else her pussy fell asleep and something crawled up in there and died! Either way get her to a doctor asap! He can cure the one or reach up in there and pull whats dead out!
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                                        • doublej95
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 01-26-10
                                          • 14094

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by temple2010
                                          I banged and finger blasted this chick and the smell was so intense I found myself holding my breath during most of it! The only thing that would take the smell off my fingers was a bleach cleanser i clean my bathroom with! I'm so glad I wore a condom!!!
                                          you are more than a man than I am, i fukking ran.
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                                          • Jerm3462
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 11-09-09
                                            • 4454

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by temple2010
                                            I banged and finger blasted this chick and the smell was so intense I found myself holding my breath during most of it! The only thing that would take the smell off my fingers was a bleach cleanser i clean my bathroom with! I'm so glad I wore a condom!!!
                                            HAHA. That reminds me of the time, a few weeks ago, I was driving in a company vehicle and could not figure out where this smell was coming from. It smelled like fish. I thought well, maybe one of my coworkers drove the van and had a fish sandwich, or a basket of fried fish sticks or some shit. So I'm looking under the seats, in the glove compartment, on the floor in the back. Nothing! This god damn smell would not go away.

                                            I tried to ignore it, but it was weird because the smell would get stronger for no aparant reason. Then would fade away. Then come back.....etc

                                            That's when I went to adjust my eyeglasses with my right hand. The smell was overpowering!

                                            OMG, it was the smell of my girlfriends gash!

                                            The smell is coming from my right hand.....

                                            We had fornicated the night before. Sad part is, I showered in the morning.

                                            Yikes!


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                                            • temple2010
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 03-16-10
                                              • 1369

                                              #23
                                              How the **** do these girls not know they stink??? UNREAL!!!!
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                                              • drunkenbeaver
                                                SBR High Roller
                                                • 06-27-10
                                                • 215

                                                #24
                                                tuna and cheese not good. you need to run away man
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                                                • stealthyburrito
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 05-12-09
                                                  • 21562

                                                  #25
                                                  absolutely normal. but if you don't like it get one of those pine tree air fresheners and cram it up there.
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                                                  • High3rEl3m3nt
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 09-28-10
                                                    • 8022

                                                    #26
                                                    bro, the smells they're describing are not normal
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                                                    • Chimneyfish
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 09-30-10
                                                      • 1217

                                                      #27
                                                      Sometimes a girl's stink will kinda stick with me for a couple days no matter how much I shower and scrub. It's probably my fault though because I never use condoms. This one girl's box I slept with smelled exactly like Wendy's hamburgers. I like my girls to have a little flavor but sometimes it's just too much.

                                                      Jerm try sprinkling some Old Bay on your girl to see if it can help enhance the flavor or make it more enjoyable to eat. Spurs let me down.
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                                                      • warriorfan707
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 03-29-08
                                                        • 13698

                                                        #28
                                                        no

                                                        thats nasty
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                                                        • bettilimbroke999
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 02-04-08
                                                          • 13254

                                                          #29
                                                          So everybody lost their cash on the Spurs too huh, fuk they played like shit, I watched that game on gamecast and I thought they had missed shot offensive rebound missed layup on repeat. Fukin total went under by 47 1/2, fukin scored 56 combined for the 2nd half

                                                          Oh well I gotta put some mayonnaise in between my girls legs and have a tuna sandwich for dinner
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                                                          • ROGUE63
                                                            SBR Sharp
                                                            • 09-20-10
                                                            • 313

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                                            absolutely normal. but if you don't like it get one of those pine tree air fresheners and cram it up there.
                                                            ya be sure to get the one that says new car scent
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                                                            • Chugs
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 11-01-09
                                                              • 1560

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                                                              Oh well I gotta put some mayonnaise in between my girls legs and have a tuna sandwich for dinner
                                                              Dude, that is fukking gross!

                                                              You eat the mayonnaise off your girls tuna?!

                                                              What a sick fukk!
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                                                              • Straight Cash
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 11-20-09
                                                                • 2202

                                                                #32
                                                                haha I love this place!
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                                                                • onetrickpony
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 08-23-10
                                                                  • 9434

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Chugs
                                                                  Dude, that is fukking gross! You eat the mayonnaise off your girls tuna?! What a sick fukk!
                                                                  its better than some other brand mayo, guy likes his own mayo no worries
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                                                                  • jackpot269
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 09-24-07
                                                                    • 12842

                                                                    #34
                                                                    If it smells like purfume tommrrow don't eat it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                                                    • flyingillini
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 12-06-06
                                                                      • 41219

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Pour about 2grams of yayo inside her and it will help the smell.
                                                                      המוסד‎
                                                                      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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