How Many Times A Week Do You Stick The Wife/Gf????

Fishhead · 02-11-11, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by falconticket

Wife 1 per week/ GF 3 times per week

Joe Sharp · 02-11-11, 10:03 AM

Average 2x a week.... I sneak out for a "massage" now and again. Some GREAT places here in Boston!!

hubie69 · 02-11-11, 10:06 AM

I've typically always dated chicks older than. Except once, she was about 6 years younger than me. I rocked that ass like you would not believe. But she was dumb as a box of rocks...the older chicks I think tend to know what they like a lot more, and don't really fuk around when it comes to getting down to business.

thadchr · 02-11-11, 10:49 AM

A lot of good points in here. Also very interested in the positive/negative reactions to sex on various drugs. (I think age plays a big factor in that too, moreso than age sans-drugs.) I swear though guys... I'm gonna get ripped apart for this

... but the guys that have the best sex lives are the ones who love their woman.

chilidog · 02-11-11, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by thadchr

A lot of good points in here. Also very interested in the positive/negative reactions to sex on various drugs. (I think age plays a big factor in that too, moreso than age sans-drugs.) I swear though guys... I'm gonna get ripped apart for this

... but the guys that have the best sex lives are the ones who love their woman.

Weed sex is freakin amazing. The only downside is that sex without weed isn't as good. Sex on coke (when you do your first lines of the night) is also pretty damn good. But no more lines, or your dick starts to develop the turtle syndrome. Sex on molly/acid/shrooms/special k, I have no idea. Sex is the last thing on my mind when I do any of those. Sex on alcohol is just, meh.

Hoja Verdes · 02-11-11, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by chilidog

My wife's 6 months pregnant right now; sex is just weird right now.

The best sex we ever had was Months 7 & 8 of the pregnancy. Just wait. She'll be all swollen up and juicy down there and you may even come home to find her masturbating to internet porn. Of course you need to be pretty careful, sideways sex is really all she'll be able to do.

edit: agreed that sex on weed is the best by far. it truly is an aphrodisiac if you can get past the awkward stoned feeling when you first get started...once you get into it there's nothing better.

swaindexter · 02-11-11, 11:01 AM

Did you mean my or your wife / GF?

cobalt king · 02-11-11, 11:03 AM

me and my wife have been together for seven years, have two kids and we cant keep our hands off each other, in the shower, in bed, whenever the kids are sleeping, even in the car when were out on date nights. Not everyone gets bored of there wives, mine is smokin hot and we do it probably ten times a week.

ffbplayergod · 02-11-11, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by stevenash

Before marriage, two to three times a week was the norm, a sloppy wet hummer was a given.
Now once, if lucky twice a week since we got married, I have to ask now for some skull, when before marriage it was always included.

And I thought that I was the only man on earth that actually had this happen to him. LOL. Mine is a little more extreme though.

Before we got married, my wife and I used to have sex 5 times a week on average, I would say. Not including any BJ, as those were much more frequent, especially when we first met.

Since we have been married, BJ is almost nonexistent, and sex has dwindled down to MAYBE once a week, if I am lucky. Of course before we had our kids it was more frequent, but since having our second child, she is self conscious, so she isn't as giving, lol.

LolsMcwinsey · 02-11-11, 11:12 AM

seven

thadchr · 02-11-11, 11:16 AM

Originally posted by LolsMcwinsey

seven

One word answers to the original question 2 pages into the thread crack me up every time. No joke.

ouman101 · 02-11-11, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by ttrace35

Yea. When I drink its not even a problem. But I'm a weed head, and that shit has the almost opposite affect. Make me lazy. Just want head then go to sleep. She hates when I do that.

I take it she doesn't smoke then? I love the chronic too, and when my wife get high, she get horny as ****. Damn near as soon as we put the pipe down she is already on top of me.

ouman101 · 02-11-11, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by chilidog

Weed sex is freakin amazing. The only downside is that sex without weed isn't as good. Sex on coke (when you do your first lines of the night) is also pretty damn good. But no more lines, or your dick starts to develop the turtle syndrome. Sex on molly/acid/shrooms/special k, I have no idea. Sex is the last thing on my mind when I do any of those. Sex on alcohol is just, meh.

I'd be amazed if anyone could have sex on shrooms. You can't keep the same thought for more than 30 seconds max. One time I was tripping on shrooms and was fingering this chick and she was trying to jerk me off. I couldn't get it up for the life of me and honestly became uninterested after 10-15 minutes because the lights outside were more interesting

ttrace35 · 02-11-11, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by ouman101

I take it she doesn't smoke then? I love the chronic too, and when my wife get high, she get horny as ****. Damn near as soon as we put the pipe down she is already on top of me.

She smokes and she gets horny. That's the problem. I take half a blunt to the face and be in a half-coma. Lazy as ****. Don't want to do shit except get headie murphy.

nyplayer33 · 02-11-11, 11:28 AM

sex overrated...it can be addictive/deemed more important then is in our lives.....before i get flamed yeah i love girls..but am realistic

hubie69 · 02-11-11, 11:29 AM

I think it does really depend on how many kids and if your wife is self-conscious. Also I think the sex drive changes for chicks by age...so I guess age depends too

swaindexter · 02-11-11, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by hubie69

I think it does really depend on how many kids and if your wife is self-conscious. Also I think the sex drive changes for chicks by age...so I guess age depends too

A very true statement!!

thadchr · 02-11-11, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by ttrace35

She smokes and she gets horny. That's the problem. I take half a blunt to the face and be in a half-coma. Lazy as ****. Don't want to do shit except get headie murphy.

Smoke less at a time. Meditate into it man. Just get some nice weed, no need to take a blunt to the face. You gotta be spry.

thadchr · 02-11-11, 01:40 PM

...Just my advice though I guess. Might not work for everyone.

bradthebloke · 02-11-11, 02:01 PM

i hate banging her. I look forward to her periods so i get some days off.

ebbearsfb1 · 02-11-11, 02:06 PM

Take a few weeks off let it tighten up... or suck it in her ass

ttrace35 · 02-11-11, 04:19 PM

I have to remember that half of you degenerate mf's haven't touched a girl in years

jjgold · 02-11-11, 06:24 PM

love this shit

it comes down to this

If you have a girlfriend or married with no kids your pretty good with sex

With kids it definitely hurts your sex life

ffbplayergod · 02-12-11, 10:57 AM

This is true, jj. Kids definitely hurt the sex life. That's a HUGE downside, LOL.

WvGambler · 02-12-11, 11:22 AM

Been together 9 years. Probably Fyck 1-2 times a week. Man when we were still like 20-21 years old, we would NEVER have sex just once. It would always be two times right back to back. Haven't been able to do that in yeeeears.

Weed sex is the best sex there is, but we both Have to be smoking. If its just me smoking, I feel like a rapist. Its Just too intense.

ttrace35 · 02-12-11, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by WvGambler

Been together 9 years. Probably Fyck 1-2 times a week. Man when we were still like 20-21 years old, we would NEVER have sex just once. It would always be two times right back to back. Haven't been able to do that in yeeeears.

Weed sex is the best sex there is, but we both Have to be smoking. If its just me smoking, I feel like a rapist. Its Just too intense.

1 or twice is kool to me after 9 years. I'm usually thinking about somebody else anyway.

ABEHONEST · 02-12-11, 12:20 PM

I have to guess almost all of you men are under the age of 35 on average? The brakes will come on automatically when you have that first or second child. That's were the woman [usually] has more important priorities. She is a much better actress than you, too!

Here is a problem I never could understand about men, in general:
How many times are you fkg a mindless corpse?

Is she mentally geared up for what you are giving her sexually? Is her mind 100% stimulated?
It's between the ears guys! Well, it is for women, mostly. Especially having having children.

So, next time, take the time and check and make sure your are not making love to a dead carcass!

Smogs · 02-13-11, 05:14 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

classic , I love sex threads

I get real hard when posters get into detail about sex and their girls

You get hard logging onto sbr

downsouth · 02-13-11, 08:31 AM

Women still give BJ's. After first kid it now they became rarer than brandon lang winning streaks.

BettingWizard · 02-13-11, 12:26 PM

you guys must have really low sex drives to not be having sex every single day with a wife/GF. Time permitting of course.

ttrace35 · 02-13-11, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by BettingWizard

you guys must have really low sex drives to not be having sex every single day with a wife/GF. Time permitting of course.

I don't have low sex drive. Only with her.

wtt0315 · 02-13-11, 03:36 PM

between the two if them 7-9 times

ttrace35 · 02-14-11, 03:48 PM

Its valentines day. Tonite for sure.

freeVICK · 03-01-11, 09:45 PM

atleast once a day. the gf usually likes to bang in the mornings

Big Bear · 03-29-15, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by Smogs

It's hard with work, you work 8 hours+ and then have to come home and cook, check the betting spreads and then bang the wifey.

Although - my gf came to Uganda for 10 days and i bashed her a good 15 times, despite the fact i work a 65 hour week.

Now she's back in Cape Town and i'm not overly desperate for sex. But give it another week or so and i'll be gagging for it

Point being, never give up a good thing, so just give her a 'seeing to' as often as possible, great exercise also

good post