1pm - wake up, brush teeth. No need to take a shower or wash Hair because I am not leaving house today. Get something to eat.
1:30 pm - Check forum, check for line moves
2 pm - look at porn
2:30 pm - mom checks on me to make sure I brushed teeth and took a shower. I tell her I did even though half of it is false.
3 pm - check mail to see if disability checks or sbr checks come
330 pm - look over the lines one last time, check trends, look at forum
4 pm - post my sbr spreadsheet for the night, hold hand on cock as view counts go up on my thread
430 - call jjgold, get instructions for my moderating shift. Find out what I need to push and promote. What games I need to post about to get sportsbook action. Get reminded to promote casino.
5pm - put on my suit and start my shift moderating forum. Give out a few warnings, don't **** with me you jerks.
530 pm - mom brings me a plate dinner and tells me to come eat with the family sometime. "mom I have to moderate players talk, peak times before the games!"
6pm - done eating, sneak in a few more bets. I don't put them on my spreadsheet. Looking at lines to see if my games go against me.
630 pm - forum traffic picking up. Give out a few bans to appear as a tough guy.
7 pm - NBA games starting. Have to find streams of my games. **** the forum, I have $50 bets on the line here
8 pm - check back in on the forums at halftime of early NBA games. If boss asks my Internet went down for the hour.
815 pm - 2nd halves starting. Snuck in a few more bets for the halves.
930 pm- early games over, grading all my bets and waiting for late games to start. I have clicked forum 5 times during the games and just sat here watching NBA and Gettin paid. Man I live the life
945 pm - in between the early and late NBA games so I will click forum a few more times to make it look like I'm doing something. Post a free candy bar link.
10 pm - more games starting. Mom checks on me before she goes to bed. Tells me I am wasting my life but I know she is just jealous. I have been in same spot for 7 hours and havent moved.
1130 pm - halftime of late games. Sneak in another bet and click on forum a few times. Ban a few more guys randomly.
1am - games over. Grade my spreadsheet and the plays I snuck in. My spreadsheet went 3-1 but the extra plays were 1-4. Pretend I won $100 on forum when in reality I got crushed. Start crying wondering why I lose every night.
130 am - still depressed. Look at more porn and wish I had a girl. *** for 2nd time today
2 am - go to sleep. Got a long day tomorrow moderating forum and watching NBA.
1:30 pm - Check forum, check for line moves
2 pm - look at porn
2:30 pm - mom checks on me to make sure I brushed teeth and took a shower. I tell her I did even though half of it is false.
3 pm - check mail to see if disability checks or sbr checks come
330 pm - look over the lines one last time, check trends, look at forum
4 pm - post my sbr spreadsheet for the night, hold hand on cock as view counts go up on my thread
430 - call jjgold, get instructions for my moderating shift. Find out what I need to push and promote. What games I need to post about to get sportsbook action. Get reminded to promote casino.
5pm - put on my suit and start my shift moderating forum. Give out a few warnings, don't **** with me you jerks.
530 pm - mom brings me a plate dinner and tells me to come eat with the family sometime. "mom I have to moderate players talk, peak times before the games!"
6pm - done eating, sneak in a few more bets. I don't put them on my spreadsheet. Looking at lines to see if my games go against me.
630 pm - forum traffic picking up. Give out a few bans to appear as a tough guy.
7 pm - NBA games starting. Have to find streams of my games. **** the forum, I have $50 bets on the line here
8 pm - check back in on the forums at halftime of early NBA games. If boss asks my Internet went down for the hour.
815 pm - 2nd halves starting. Snuck in a few more bets for the halves.
930 pm- early games over, grading all my bets and waiting for late games to start. I have clicked forum 5 times during the games and just sat here watching NBA and Gettin paid. Man I live the life
945 pm - in between the early and late NBA games so I will click forum a few more times to make it look like I'm doing something. Post a free candy bar link.
10 pm - more games starting. Mom checks on me before she goes to bed. Tells me I am wasting my life but I know she is just jealous. I have been in same spot for 7 hours and havent moved.
1130 pm - halftime of late games. Sneak in another bet and click on forum a few times. Ban a few more guys randomly.
1am - games over. Grade my spreadsheet and the plays I snuck in. My spreadsheet went 3-1 but the extra plays were 1-4. Pretend I won $100 on forum when in reality I got crushed. Start crying wondering why I lose every night.
130 am - still depressed. Look at more porn and wish I had a girl. *** for 2nd time today
2 am - go to sleep. Got a long day tomorrow moderating forum and watching NBA.
