Any good strip clubs in DC area?

[big0mar]

Only ones I know of: Camelot, Archibalds, Good Guys

None are very good

Someone help

[C-Gold]

Camelot & Good guys are the popular ones. Archibalds sucks ass. I've never been to good guys but hear it's the same quality as camelot. Camelot pissed me off. I was talking to this chick at a bar and convinced her to go there and they were going to make us wait in line behind 10 drunk dudes. I was like huh? You are really going to make this hot chick wait to get into your dump? Fcuk you. I've only been to Camelot once or twice and that was when I was piss drunk. They did have better quality girls, but that place is a known cash pit. The waitresses walk around to you every 5 min to go buy drinks or they will kick you out. The guys in there were real losers.

There are plenty of bars right by Camelot. You can take some drunk girls home and **** them instead of staring at fake and having some waitress bug you to buy another drink.

[talnted]

Just roll to WVA

[Facepunch]

Just roll to WVA

Best I've been to.

[serc]

I agree that Archibald sucks big time, poor quality of girls, the place itself is in basement so I was not very happy with my experience.
C-Gold, what bars do you usually go to near Camelot? Any decent clubs?

Camelot & Good guys are the popular ones. Archibalds sucks ass. I've never been to good guys but hear it's the same quality as camelot. Camelot pissed me off. I was talking to this chick at a bar and convinced her to go there and they were going to make us wait in line behind 10 drunk dudes. I was like huh? You are really going to make this hot chick wait to get into your dump? Fcuk you. I've only been to Camelot once or twice and that was when I was piss drunk. They did have better quality girls, but that place is a known cash pit. The waitresses walk around to you every 5 min to go buy drinks or they will kick you out. The guys in there were real losers. There are plenty of bars right by Camelot. You can take some drunk girls home and **** them instead of staring at fake and having some waitress bug you to buy another drink.

[big0mar]

Just roll to WVA

Yeah, let me drive 3 hours each way after work

[DustyDiamond]

Best I've been to.

Agree!!!!!

[serc]

Where in WVA are you guys talking about? Anything near Hollywood Casino, Charlestown?

[Facepunch]

Serc, I am only familiar with Morgantown and Fairmont clubs.

The one in Fairmont is called Lil' Vegas. It is the dirtiest grittiest place that you have ever been. $10 lap dances, $2 touches.

[C-Gold]

I agree that Archibald sucks big time, poor quality of girls, the place itself is in basement so I was not very happy with my experience.
C-Gold, what bars do you usually go to near Camelot? Any decent clubs?

Public, Rumors, Midtown, 18th street lounge, Sign of the Whale, Front Page, the shit across from Front Page, Lucky Bar, the shit where 1223 used to be, go down the steps next to Fudruckers but don't know their name, the hidden place around the corner of Fudruckers, Lot of pussy walking around there.

Public is garbage on Fri/Saturday nights. Too crowded, lack of talent, lots of deuche bags. It's actually not bad on a Thursday after work or a Thursday night. Less crowded, less Omos there.

If you need the scoop on any of those places I'll give you my 2 cents.

[JimmysEgo]

i like all of them, but they all suck in their own way. JP's was cool, but it burned down, was across the street from Good Guys. Good Guys is cool because the girls get raunchier than the other places, spread their wings and stuff, but unfortunately some of those girls you don't want to see them spreading their wings. Royal Palace is where you want to go if you're trying to get a quick hand job under the table, good thing it is real dark in there because you probably don't want to see the hag that is jerking you off. Camelot has the better looking girls, but they know they are the better looking girls so they come with bitchy attitudes. Once in awhile you will find a hot chick dancing at Archibald's, most likely because she got fired from Camelot.

[DustyDiamond]

Where in WVA are you guys talking about? Anything near Hollywood Casino, Charlestown?

Southern Xposure in Bradley, WVA. That club had the hottest strippers I had ever seen in any strip club.

[Glitch]

theres a decent one in crystal city/ roslynn...i forget what its called.

[Buried_PIRATE]

Public, Rumors, Midtown, 18th street lounge, Sign of the Whale, Front Page, the shit across from Front Page, Lucky Bar, the shit where 1223 used to be, go down the steps next to Fudruckers but don't know their name, the hidden place around the corner of Fudruckers, Lot of pussy walking around there.

Public is garbage on Fri/Saturday nights. Too crowded, lack of talent, lots of deuche bags. It's actually not bad on a Thursday after work or a Thursday night. Less crowded, less Omos there.

If you need the scoop on any of those places I'll give you my 2 cents.

I hear that area is called the 'herp triangle' thoughts on that?

You live in the district C-gold? I'm thinking about moving on up there

[fsfalcons]

good guys is decent, no private dances though

[big0mar]

I hear that area is called the 'herp triangle' thoughts on that? You live in the district C-gold? I'm thinking about moving on up there

Great area to live in.

[moses millsap]

just get a hooker, f strip clubs

[C-Gold]

theres a decent one in crystal city/ roslynn...i forget what its called.

The one right off the Crystal City Metro? I hear that place is awful. I don't know the name either but it doesn't look like a strip club or isn't called a gentleman's club.

There's one in Springfield too, Dalphine's steak house? That throws people off too. Never been there either but I hear it sucks.

[C-Gold]

I hear that area is called the 'herp triangle' thoughts on that?

You live in the district C-gold? I'm thinking about moving on up there

Most people call it "mid-town" by Lucky Bar, or Conneticut ave, or some people classify it as dupont but that's really more by Front Page.

Where would you move to in DC and where would you be moving from? DC's really a funny city. Depending on where you live you WILL get your shit broken into, no ifs ands or buts. Lots of crime. Lots of hood rats. Most of the people that work for a living try to live as far away as possible from the hood rats. They really are a waste of life. DC Gov needs to just go through the hood and do a mass arrest, and push them all into Maryland or jail.

[kickenchicken]

try the white house i hear michelle looks smokin in a g

[Glitch]

The one right off the Crystal City Metro? I hear that place is awful. I don't know the name either but it doesn't look like a strip club or isn't called a gentleman's club.

There's one in Springfield too, Dalphine's steak house? That throws people off too. Never been there either but I hear it sucks.

yeah very close to the metro stop. i havent been there for 5 years.

[JimmysEgo]

The one right off the Crystal City Metro? I hear that place is awful. I don't know the name either but it doesn't look like a strip club or isn't called a gentleman's club. There's one in Springfield too, Dalphine's steak house? That throws people off too. Never been there either but I hear it sucks.

The one in Crystal City is called Crystal City Restaurant (we call it CCR for short). I don't know how long it has been since you've been there but they've upped the quality of talent in there. Good place now, but it's just g-string and pasties, where you can go right over the bridge into DC for full nude.

There were two in Springfield under the same ownership. Dauphine's Steak House closed down a few years ago. Club 1320 is the other one that is still open. Paper Moon has moved into the old Dauphine Steak House spot (different owner), they've been there for a little over a year. I don't like it because they demand a cover charge and the lighting in there is bad (for the girls), you can see all the body flaws that you are not supposed to see. But they do have lap dances for $20 on the floor and $60 in the private rooms. You normally can't get that in VA but they apparently found a loop hole in the law. Unfortunately for them, VA does not like when people find these loop holes so they have already lost their liquor license twice (that i know of).

[C-Gold]

Jimmy, how's CCR? I hear it's small in there and I don't like that they aren't fully nude. There are some decent restaurants a little bit further on that street that it's on.

How's the Paper moon? I know the area where it is but I always forget how to get there. I thought I heard they had the hot ass porn star Nikki Benz there one time? I'd go check it out for her and jerk off on her face.

To tell you the truth I heard good shit about some of the places in Maryland by UM. I heard something about a BYOB place and there were decent college girls from the University of Maryland working there. You pay like 5 bucks, drink what you want and hit on college chicks but they aren't fully nude? Ever been to those places?

Are you in Nova or DC?

[JimmysEgo]

CCR is good now, they are under new management and/or ownership or something. it is a small establishment (even smaller now that they made a smoking section, they took the pool table out), but it rarely gets busy so you can always find a seat (except sometimes in the smoking section, but i don't smoke). they have good food at decent prices, i got a nice fat steak and sides for $12. Bars in VA have to sell a certain amount of food to alcohol so places like this have good food prices to push food sales. Yes the talent was bad previously, but now they hire some near top quality chicks. worth a visit, let me know if you want to meet up there.

Paper moon is decent, but like i said, i don't like paying a cover charge to get in and then buy overpriced beer (not to mention dishing out cash to the chicks). also, they have a bathroom attendant, which i really hate. i don't mind giving a nearly naked dancing chick a dollar, but i seriously hate giving some dude a dollar to watch me take a piss. But let me know if you want to meet up there.

i've only been to a couple places in northern maryland (because my brother lives up there), nothing special, but i'd definately go again, i would go anywhere that has naked or almost naked girls dancing. there is a place called The Millhouse or something like that i've been meaning to check out. i've seen their advertisements around. let me know if you want to meet up there.

i'm in NoVa. My wife used to dance at Archibald's, then she danced at 1320, now she's a bartender at a bar in Dale City. i go there too often and there is no scenery (except my wife). But if you ever want to meet up there, let me know.

[C-Gold]

Paper moon is decent, but like i said, i don't like paying a cover charge to get in and then buy overpriced beer (not to mention dishing out cash to the chicks). also, they have a bathroom attendant, which i really hate. i don't mind giving a nearly naked dancing chick a dollar, but i seriously hate giving some dude a dollar to watch me take a piss. But let me know if you want to meet up there.

Dude, you feel too guilty and obligated. I would never and I mean NEVER give one of those Africans with down syndrome that try and give you hand soap a buck. They could give me a dirty look all they want but it won't change the fact that 1) they look like an african with down syndrome and 2) I won't give them a dollar. It's welfare in the bathroom and I don't support that shit and realize you don't have to either.

Whenever I leave a strip club I just feel like I wasted my money and I would have been better off jerking off to internet porn for free.

[JimmysEgo]

i "do" feel obligated, but i don't do it every time. and i normally only do it when i get good and plastered. i tell myself i'm paying for the mint.

i know what you mean about feeling like you wasted money. just go in there telling yourself you're going to see some titties bouncing and some ass shaking and you won't feel so let down. if you go in there thinking you're going to get a blowjob in the bathroom, of course you are going to feel disappointed when you leave (unless you got one).

[serc]

Hey C-Gold,

Thanks for the response. I moved here recently, in the process of making friends, I am 28 and would like to get to know the area better hopefully. I usually go out on Saturdays and go to Arlington area (because I live nearby). If you know of good bars/clubs in DC where a decent looking guy (like myself) could hook up with ladies, I'd like to hear your advice . Thanks in advance.

Public, Rumors, Midtown, 18th street lounge, Sign of the Whale, Front Page, the shit across from Front Page, Lucky Bar, the shit where 1223 used to be, go down the steps next to Fudruckers but don't know their name, the hidden place around the corner of Fudruckers, Lot of pussy walking around there. Public is garbage on Fri/Saturday nights. Too crowded, lack of talent, lots of deuche bags. It's actually not bad on a Thursday after work or a Thursday night. Less crowded, less Omos there. If you need the scoop on any of those places I'll give you my 2 cents.

[C-Gold]

Hey C-Gold,

Thanks for the response. I moved here recently, in the process of making friends, I am 28 and would like to get to know the area better hopefully. I usually go out on Saturdays and go to Arlington area (because I live nearby). If you know of good bars/clubs in DC where a decent looking guy (like myself) could hook up with ladies, I'd like to hear your advice . Thanks in advance.

You asked the right guy.

A lot of it depends on your preferences too. Arlington is really really white, DC is more international. There are white places in DC too, but then again there are lots of middle eastern, black, hispanic, asian places too. I've been to the hispanic places before and I see them kick black and white people out. Not the staff but the Patrons.

I could give you good tips with more info but I do like staying annonomous here.

PM me and tell the forumn I'm your daddy and I'll help you out.

[JimmysEgo]

There used to be a spot in Arlington called Arlington Bar and Grill. It was my favorite place because it was just a fukking hole on the wall, and the girls knew it. they also knew they had to work a little harder to get the dollars. but they still had decent chicks working there. it closed down a few years ago.

My wife and I are actually going to Arlington tonight to meet up with a co-working and his wife for drinks. We're going to "L.A. Bar and Grill" (apparently the L.A. stands for Lower Arlington). I've never been there. It's karaoke night though, so i'll be tearing it up. Might hit CCR on the way home since it is close by.

[C-Gold]

I'm usually more in the Clarendon, Ballston, Rosslyn area when I'm there but I haven't really done Arlington in a while. I go through spirts with Arlington.

[Deuce]

When I lived in DC, I went to the track and strip joint in WV. Best ones around.

[C-Gold]

When I lived in DC, I went to the track and strip joint in WV. Best ones around.

Divas?

[kimchipower]

I remember this one club where anyone could suck some girls pussy for $10. I can't remember much about that club.

[jdmac01]

You guys are missing out. If you wanna go to a real strip club in DC, you need to check out Stadium off NY Ave and The House on GA Ave. That's where everybody's at. And the females definitely be on point. Stadium is very selective. Not only do you have to look good, you have to be in shape to do the tricks they perform.

[JimmysEgo]

I heard about the Stadium, opened a few months ago. I think it's where the Nexus used to be? Not sure though. I'll have to check it out.