The King interviews Poster Shari...

[shari91]

definitely A

[iifold]

definitely A

I'm gonna go eat a cheeseburger and start reading some math books...

[iifold]

Shari...

Be honest...

Do you have wild dreams that involve poster Opie1988 at night?

Do you hate the fact that he is married??

[shari91]

100% definitely not

and no

[iifold]

Shari,

If you didn't know Loshak...

Would you fall for his gift to gab??

could he talk you into a date..??

guy is pretty fukkin smooth...

or would the... you know... be a problem?

[dj_destroyer]

I'm up at 4:58am finding solace in a forum because I'm too ****** up...

[shari91]

yes i probably would

he's definitely more appealing than the used car salesman type

[iifold]

yes i probably would

he's definitely more appealing than the used car salesman type

Shari,

Shacker is like the definition of a "used car salesman" type...

Guy could talk a cat off a fish wagon...

I'm worried about your "intuition" Shari...

[shari91]

Shari, Shacker is like the definition of a "used car salesman" type... Guy could talk a cat off a fish wagon... I'm worried about your "intuition" Shari...

no he doesn't come across that way to me at all

sure he seems like he enjoys talking but he's not slimy

[JMobile]

[keyboarding]

Chivalry scores big marks in a woman's heart, Dutchie.

I thought men lost chivalry in the divorce along with half of the rest of their shit.

[shari91]

I thought men lost chivalry in the divorce along with half of the rest of their shit.

They might but I've seen some of my guy friends be really spectacular to their ex-wives. A few have even remained friends. If I ever get divorced I'll keep you posted.

[keyboarding]

They might but I've seen some of my guy friends be really spectacular to their ex-wives.

If that doesn't prove how poisoned of an institution marriage is, I don't know what does.

These questions were all fairly lame. I can understand not asking overtly sexual questions (though your answer on golf balls and garden hoses did raise an eyebrow) but all these questions about the type of men you'd date, they are so sad.

It's like you said, most of the information about you is already pretty much out there. Anything that isn't out there isn't for a reason.

Would you rather die being burned alive or drowning? For the drowning it'd be in a filled up tank, for the burning it'd be set ablaze after being doused in gasoline.