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  • Cougar Bait
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-04-07
    • 18282

    #1
    Thinking Of Converting To Judaism
    Lots of tradition, the religion seems more concerned with actions than beliefs. The focus on relationships, the true bond between those of the Jewish faith.

    I am seriously considering it.
  • tltaylor89
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-19-09
    • 19610

    #2
    Originally posted by Cougar Bait
    Lots of tradition, the religion seems more concerned with actions than beliefs. The focus on relationships, the true bond between those of the Jewish faith.

    I am seriously considering it.
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    • Mikail
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      • 07-19-09
      • 21689

      #3


      shalom Cougarbait.
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      • Brock Landers
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        • 06-30-08
        • 45359

        #4
        Concerned with money, very thrifty. Money Lending, ETC
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        • Masu485
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          • 08-14-08
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          #5


          This is why it's a good idea.
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          • BadNina
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            • 11-27-07
            • 10491

            #6
            You would have to give up pork. Don't do it.
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            • ChileCheese
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              • 11-07-09
              • 1957

              #7
              Lets not forget,
              You will now have a very sexy penis.
              Bye Bye Ant Eater... hello Ladies.
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              • Brock Landers
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                • 06-30-08
                • 45359

                #8
                True story, last weekend there was a religious revival at Madison Square Garden. Bishop Fulton Sheen made such a stirring speech that 10,000 people converted to Catholicism. Then Billy Graham got up and did some inspired preaching and 10,000 people converted to Protestantism, then to close the program, Pat Boone got up and sang "There's A Gold Mine In The Sky" and 20,000 Jews joined the Air Force!
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                • Mikail
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                  • 07-19-09
                  • 21689

                  #9
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                  • Cougar Bait
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                    • 10-04-07
                    • 18282

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BadNina
                    You would have to give up pork. Don't do it.
                    I know. I can do it. I have been weening myself off pork for months now. It is time to think about my future and not focus on my present desires. These are unimportant.
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                    • Brock Landers
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 06-30-08
                      • 45359

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Cougar Bait
                      I know. I can do it. I have been weening myself off pork for months now. It is time to think about my future and not focus on my present desires. These are unimportant.
                      fukking nonsense
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                      • DaProfessor23
                        SBR MVP
                        • 12-07-08
                        • 1180

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Cougar Bait
                        I know. I can do it. I have been weening myself off pork for months now. It is time to think about my future and not focus on my present desires. These are unimportant.
                        Intresting , best of luck with your venture if you decide to convert. Im considering of converting to buddhism .
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                        • stevek173
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                          • 03-29-08
                          • 27598

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BadNina
                          You would have to give up pork. Don't do it.
                          WAIT so that would mean no bacon?

                          F THAT.
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                          • horsiehung
                            Restricted User
                            • 10-31-10
                            • 258

                            #14
                            nice to see so many anti-semites show themselves..this brock landers is a real piece of work...i only know his name because he is all over the stiff posts in the points section
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                            • BadNina
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                              • 11-27-07
                              • 10491

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Cougar Bait
                              I know. I can do it. I have been weening myself off pork for months now. It is time to think about my future and not focus on my present desires. These are unimportant.

                              Bacon, Cougs. BACON!!!

                              And pork loin. Oh the sweet things you can do with a nice pork loin.
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                              • Cougar Bait
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                                • 10-04-07
                                • 18282

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BadNina


                                Bacon, Cougs. BACON!!!

                                And pork loin. Oh the sweet things you can do with a nice pork loin.
                                I know. I used to love bacon so much. I am just trying to think of things that are more important. You can't take bacon with you. Even if it is baked in an oven. Sometimes to grow you have to sacrifice.
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                                • TobiasFunke
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 02-12-09
                                  • 1999

                                  #17
                                  Probably better that you give up the pork anyways...
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                                  • mmike032
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                                    • 09-11-08
                                    • 8905

                                    #18
                                    smoked ribs... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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                                    • tltaylor89
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                                      • 06-19-09
                                      • 19610

                                      #19
                                      Pulled pork sandwiches.
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                                      • Mikail
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                                        • 07-19-09
                                        • 21689

                                        #20
                                        THE pig or swine is a very popular food item with most Christians. Yet Christians are unaware that the God they profess to believe in had condemned the eating of swine's flesh. The condemnation was based on some very sound biological principles. Here are some facts on pork that prove it to be a very unhealthy food to eat:

                                        A pig is a real garbage gut. It will eat anything including urine, excrement, dirt, decaying animal flesh, maggots, or decaying vegetables. They will even eat the cancerous growths off other pigs or animals.

                                        The meat and fat of a pig absorbs toxins like a sponge. Their meat can be 30 times more toxic than beef or venison.

                                        When eating beef or venison, it takes 8 to 9 hours to digest the meat so what little toxins are in the meat are slowly put into our system and can be filtered by the liver. But when pork is eaten, it takes only 4 hours to digest the meat. We thus get a much higher level of toxins within a shorter time.

                                        Unlike other mammals, a pig does not sweat or perspire. Perspiration is a means by which toxins are removed from the body. Since a pig does not sweat, the toxins remain within its body and in the meat.

                                        Pigs and swine are so poisonous that you can hardly kill them with strychnine or other poisons.

                                        Farmers will often pen up pigs within a rattlesnake nest because the pigs will eat the snakes, and if bitten they will not be harmed by the venom.

                                        When a pig is butchered, worms and insects take to its flesh sooner and faster than to other animal's flesh. In a few days the swine flesh is full of worms.

                                        Swine and pigs have over a dozen parasites within them, such as tapeworms, flukes, worms, and trichinae. There is no safe temperature at which pork can be cooked to ensure that all these parasites, their cysts,and eggs will be killed.

                                        Pig meat has twice as much fat as beef. A 3 oz T bone steak contains 8.5 grams of fat; a 3 oz pork chop contains 18 grams of fat. A 3 oz beef rib has 11.1 grams of fat; a 3 oz pork spare rib has 23.2 grams of fat.

                                        Cows have a complex digestive system, having four stomachs. It thus takes over 24 hours to digest their vegetarian diet causing its food to be purified of toxins. In contrast, the swine's one stomach takes only about 4 hours to digest its foul diet, turning its toxic food into flesh.

                                        The swine carries about 30 diseases which can be easily passed to humans. This is why God commanded that we are not even to touch their carcase (Leviticus 11:8).

                                        The trichinae worm of the swine is microscopically small, and once ingested can lodge itself in our intestines, muscles, spinal cord or the brain. This results in the disease trichinosis. The symptoms are sometimes lacking, but when present they are mistaken for other diseases, such as typhoid, arthritis, rheumatism, gastritis, MS, meningitis, gall bladder trouble, or acute alcoholism.

                                        The pig is so poisonous and filthy, that nature had to prepare him a sewer line or canal running down each leg with an outlet in the bottom of the foot. Out of this hole oozes pus and filth his body cannot pass into its system fast enough. Some of this pus gets into the meat of the pig.

                                        There are other reasons grounded in biological facts that could be listed to show why pigs and swine should not be eaten. But a true Christian should only need one reason why not to eat this type of food because God prohibited it.

                                        "And the swine, because it divides the hoof, yet does not chew the cud, it is unclean unto you: you shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase." - Leviticus 11:7,8; Deuteronomy 14:8

                                        Those who say Christ abolished the law condemning pork are motivated by their stomach not Scripture. The problems with pork are biological, and Christ never changed the laws of biology.
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                                        • Brock Landers
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                                          • 06-30-08
                                          • 45359

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by horsiehung
                                          nice to see so many anti-semites show themselves..this brock landers is a real piece of work...i only know his name because he is all over the stiff posts in the points section
                                          Salud Pal
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                                          • Mikail
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 07-19-09
                                            • 21689

                                            #22

                                            trying to figure this one out.
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                                            • mmike032
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 09-11-08
                                              • 8905

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Mikail
                                              THE pig or swine is a very popular food item with most Christians. Yet Christians are unaware that the God they profess to believe in had condemned the eating of swine's flesh. The condemnation was based on some very sound biological principles. Here are some facts on pork that prove it to be a very unhealthy food to eat:

                                              A pig is a real garbage gut. It will eat anything including urine, excrement, dirt, decaying animal flesh, maggots, or decaying vegetables. They will even eat the cancerous growths off other pigs or animals.

                                              The meat and fat of a pig absorbs toxins like a sponge. Their meat can be 30 times more toxic than beef or venison.

                                              When eating beef or venison, it takes 8 to 9 hours to digest the meat so what little toxins are in the meat are slowly put into our system and can be filtered by the liver. But when pork is eaten, it takes only 4 hours to digest the meat. We thus get a much higher level of toxins within a shorter time.

                                              Unlike other mammals, a pig does not sweat or perspire. Perspiration is a means by which toxins are removed from the body. Since a pig does not sweat, the toxins remain within its body and in the meat.

                                              Pigs and swine are so poisonous that you can hardly kill them with strychnine or other poisons.

                                              Farmers will often pen up pigs within a rattlesnake nest because the pigs will eat the snakes, and if bitten they will not be harmed by the venom.

                                              When a pig is butchered, worms and insects take to its flesh sooner and faster than to other animal's flesh. In a few days the swine flesh is full of worms.

                                              Swine and pigs have over a dozen parasites within them, such as tapeworms, flukes, worms, and trichinae. There is no safe temperature at which pork can be cooked to ensure that all these parasites, their cysts,and eggs will be killed.

                                              Pig meat has twice as much fat as beef. A 3 oz T bone steak contains 8.5 grams of fat; a 3 oz pork chop contains 18 grams of fat. A 3 oz beef rib has 11.1 grams of fat; a 3 oz pork spare rib has 23.2 grams of fat.

                                              Cows have a complex digestive system, having four stomachs. It thus takes over 24 hours to digest their vegetarian diet causing its food to be purified of toxins. In contrast, the swine's one stomach takes only about 4 hours to digest its foul diet, turning its toxic food into flesh.

                                              The swine carries about 30 diseases which can be easily passed to humans. This is why God commanded that we are not even to touch their carcase (Leviticus 11:8).

                                              The trichinae worm of the swine is microscopically small, and once ingested can lodge itself in our intestines, muscles, spinal cord or the brain. This results in the disease trichinosis. The symptoms are sometimes lacking, but when present they are mistaken for other diseases, such as typhoid, arthritis, rheumatism, gastritis, MS, meningitis, gall bladder trouble, or acute alcoholism.

                                              The pig is so poisonous and filthy, that nature had to prepare him a sewer line or canal running down each leg with an outlet in the bottom of the foot. Out of this hole oozes pus and filth his body cannot pass into its system fast enough. Some of this pus gets into the meat of the pig.

                                              There are other reasons grounded in biological facts that could be listed to show why pigs and swine should not be eaten. But a true Christian should only need one reason why not to eat this type of food because God prohibited it.

                                              "And the swine, because it divides the hoof, yet does not chew the cud, it is unclean unto you: you shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase." - Leviticus 11:7,8; Deuteronomy 14:8

                                              Those who say Christ abolished the law condemning pork are motivated by their stomach not Scripture. The problems with pork are biological, and Christ never changed the laws of biology.
                                              do you eat chicken?
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                                              • Mikail
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 07-19-09
                                                • 21689

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by mmike032
                                                do you eat chicken?
                                                Yes I do. I know where your going with this. Go ahead.
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                                                • muldoon
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                                                  • 01-04-10
                                                  • 4397

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                                  True story, last weekend there was a religious revival at Madison Square Garden. Bishop Fulton Sheen made such a stirring speech that 10,000 people converted to Catholicism. Then Billy Graham got up and did some inspired preaching and 10,000 people converted to Protestantism, then to close the program, Pat Boone got up and sang "There's A Gold Mine In The Sky" and 20,000 Jews joined the Air Force!
                                                  Be careful with that joke, it's an antique.

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                                                  • Cougar Bait
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                                                    • 10-04-07
                                                    • 18282

                                                    #26
                                                    It is not important. Pork is not as important as clarity.
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                                                    • BadNina
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                                                      • 11-27-07
                                                      • 10491

                                                      #27
                                                      Mikail, you might have had a valid point if the New Testament had never been written.


                                                      Silly boy
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                                                      • Jonah
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                                                        • 10-21-09
                                                        • 4042

                                                        #28
                                                        Coug, you must like to bet First-halves.
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                                                        • thechaoz
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                                                          • 10-23-09
                                                          • 12154

                                                          #29
                                                          Or you could just understand truth and that religion created and told by man is the biggest fraud in human history. We still should all not kill, respect each other and have open debate. This doesn't mean a invisible man in the sky exist.
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                                                          • THE PROFIT
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                                                            • 11-27-09
                                                            • 17701

                                                            #30
                                                            I gotta go grill some pork tenderloins now you fuks!!!

                                                            Shalom
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                                                            • itchypickle
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-05-09
                                                              • 21452

                                                              #31
                                                              Coug.....don't sweat the pork issue man! I'm a Reform Jew and most of our guys don't adhere to the Kashrut....it's mainly an Orthodox deal If you are serious about the change....best of luck to you and know that the process is long and tedious...we don't just have you say 'i accept monotheism' and boom get your Jewyness

                                                              Let me know if I can help to answer anything for ya
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                                                              • Nickelicious
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                                                                • 05-21-09
                                                                • 2647

                                                                #32
                                                                I know plenty of reform Jews that eat pork. Their covenant with God allows them to negotiate their adherence to the guidelines of orthodox Judaism. My soon-to-be-ex-wife is Jewish and her mother, father and brother ate ham, bacon and pepperoni pizzas their whole lives (my wife is a vegetarian).
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                                                                • THE PROFIT
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                                                                  • 11-27-09
                                                                  • 17701

                                                                  #33
                                                                  the whole invisible man in the sky thing is bad enough, but when you start letting it dictate what you eat & who ya fuk, thats when Im ready to send ya to the nervous hospital
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                                                                  • itchypickle
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 11-05-09
                                                                    • 21452

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Nickelicious
                                                                    I know plenty of reform Jews that eat pork. Their covenant with God allows them to negotiate their adherence to the guidelines of orthodox Judaism. My soon-to-be-ex-wife is Jewish and her mother, father and brother ate ham, bacon and pepperoni pizzas their whole lives (my wife is a vegetarian).
                                                                    Long history of bargaining with the big man

                                                                    Remember Abraham talking him out of the number of people in Sodom and Gomorrah??
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                                                                    • Glitch
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                                                                      • 07-08-09
                                                                      • 11795

                                                                      #35
                                                                      $$$$$$$$
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