If i ever see a hunter i will kill him

[Lion4Life]

Hey Pork Chop, If you're interested I'll give you a few GPS coordinates here in northern Michigan. Come on up for a visit between Nov. 15th and the 30th. You'll have about 750,000 potential targets at any given time. I will warn you, the majority of us are pretty decent shots and we all believe in the right to hunt (and defend ourselves).
But common up... Hunting season is a blast... We welcome newbies to the "sport".

Don't forget his free hat with the GPS coordinates...

[JohnGalt2341]

I like animals... they taste good!

[nosniboR11]

shot a damn squirrel tonight, it was going up my tree

[tokio]

Just lost my car 2 weeks ago swerving to miss a deer on the side of the road.

[LVHerbie]

I have no problem with hunting deer but personally spending days on end freezing my ass off in a tree stand isn't my idea of fun... I'm more then happy buying my meat from the grocery store...

[Johnnythunder]

Since I was a kid I've been hunting. For my 13 bday I got my first gun. At my daughters first bday my daughter got a gun from her g pa . The hunt is an amazing sport and great family time. We eat everything we hunt

Is that you Sarah Palin?

[iceminers26]

you should come to PA, you will have your pickings... its like a 2nd religion here

[King Mayan]

guys need guns to express their manhood....

I would love them to be shot at as well, instead of shooting a defenseless animal(except for food)...

[beanbag]

nothing wrong with killing an animal..it's our nature boys

[Ice House]

nothing wrong with killing an animal..it's our nature boys

wow...

[captrobey]

I would only kill an animal if i had to eat it or if it was something attacking me .

[iceminers26]

you have to kill the deer off, they are over-populated... if it weren't for hunting, there would be 4x as many car accidents related to deer crossing than there is now, and believe me there are still a lot now here in PA... I would rather have the deer dead than humans from accidents caused by deer.

[itchypickle]

you have to kill the deer off, they are over-populated... if it weren't for hunting, there would be 4x as many car accidents related to deer crossing than there is now, and believe me there are still a lot now here in PA... I would rather have the deer dead than humans from accidents caused by deer.

And it needs repeating for those who have never lived in areas with high populations of deer and smaller game.....if the population is not regulated properly they become diseased and have major food shortages leading to even more health/dying off. So it's not as if hunting is simply murdering to be doing so.

[CarpeDime]

if deers want to not get shot, let them evolive into a spieces we cant shoot

until then we'll smoke ANY DEERS WE FUKIN FEEL LIKE SMOKING

and yes that INCLUDES THE BABIES, THE WOMEN DEERS, WHATEVER THE FUK WE WANT

sorry bambie, your mama and your mama's mama and your mama's mama's mama couldnt figure out which deers to fuk to make babies that can avoid getting shot so guess what.......YOUR GETTING SHOT IF WE FEEL LIKE IT

better hope we're in a giving mood when we see you!

[nosniboR11]

Carpe tell em how it is partner

[lakerboy]

Kill all deer. Useless fukking animals. Remind me of certain types of people.

[opie1988]

if deers want to not get shot, let them evolive into a spieces we cant shoot
until then we'll smoke ANY DEERS WE FUKIN FEEL LIKE SMOKING
and yes that INCLUDES THE BABIES, THE WOMEN DEERS, WHATEVER THE FUK WE WANT
sorry bambie, your mama and your mama's mama and your mama's mama's mama couldnt figure out which deers to fuk to make babies that can avoid getting shot so guess what.......YOUR GETTING SHOT IF WE FEEL LIKE IT
better hope we're in a giving mood when we see you!

Actually, there's a lot of truth to what Loshak is saying, even though he's simply being humorous (as we all know, Loshak is an extreme liberal hippie-type of fellow)

The females (does), and specifically female fawns, are the ones that need to be eradicated the most frequently in a proper deer population management program. There is almost always an abundance of does, and these need to be culled before they have an opportunity to breed. Anyone who lives around deer realizes that they become pests, almost like rats, eating your landscaping, especially in extreme weather years. I realize while most people think harvesting a fawn or very young deer is cruel......what's really cruel is allowing the deer to become so overpopulated they are literally starving themselves because of too much competition for too little food.

As far as hunting not being humane because they can't shoot back, this is an absurd argument. They haven't evolved as a species enough to develop a weapon like a high-powered rifle. I have. So therefore, I kill and eat them. This is how natural selection occurs. I am the ultimate predator, and top of the food chain.

[nosniboR11]

people make me wonder sometimes

100 %honest post by opie

[Dirty Sanchez]

Sick fuks will condone ripping off a book or business...but won't cap a deers ass for a steak....fuk Bambi she asks for it

[dinaro7]

not all rednecks are hunters but all hunters are rednecks

[Tech N9ne]

kill em all I say

[itchypickle]

Actually, there's a lot of truth to what Loshak is saying, even though he's simply being humorous (as we all know, Loshak is an extreme liberal hippie-type of fellow)

The females (does), and specifically female fawns, are the ones that need to be eradicated the most frequently in a proper deer population management program. There is almost always an abundance of does, and these need to be culled before they have an opportunity to breed. Anyone who lives around deer realizes that they become pests, almost like rats, eating your landscaping, especially in extreme weather years. I realize while most people think harvesting a fawn or very young deer is cruel......what's really cruel is allowing the deer to become so overpopulated they are literally starving themselves because of too much competition for too little food.

As far as hunting not being humane because they can't shoot back, this is an absurd argument. They haven't evolved as a species enough to develop a weapon like a high-powered rifle. I have. So therefore, I kill and eat them. This is how natural selection occurs. I am the ultimate predator, and top of the food chain.

Not to mention the little ones taste SO much better after smoking the hind qrtr overnight at the camp (tender tender tender).....awesome lunch to have between AM/PM hunts with friends and a cold beer. Nothing like it!

[Vaughany]

I originally bumped this because I also found it funny that the OP calls himself "Pork Chop" and also that I not so much against hunting as I am against "hunters"...it seems to consume so much of their life. This guy at work never shuts up about it even though I remind him time and time again that I am not interested in the sport. He has a bad habit of showing me his gun and hunting magazines, flipping through the pages and showing me what he is buying next...guy must have 1000's ofguns....this scares me more than anything because he loves to tell all of us at work how "if that son of a biatch cuts me off agian I swear I'll kill him"...things like that. He tends to tie guns to everything...and it comes up DAILY! Does anyone else find this to be a little much?

haha sounds like a total douche! Obviously consumed by it because he has nothing else in his life, my instincts would tell me that he is either single or caught up in a sexless marriage with a below average looking female?!

[nosniboR11]

makes me what a back strip

[spartangreen]

I live in Michigan and you need hunting to control the population, pretty much anybody who has a gardern usually has to put up fencing, because the deer will east most of it if they dont, and i have not known anyone to kill a deer just to leave it there. Almost everyone cuts up the deer and us it as food. Venision is
great meat to eat.

[Lion4Life]

nothing wrong with killing an animal..it's our nature boys

wow...

Well he's right. Man has been hunting and killing animals for food since they began walking the earth. So, yes, it is our nature.

[muldoon]

Very few people shoot a deer and 'leave it there'. 90% of people kill the deer, take it out of the woods, get it processed, and then feed their family or give the meet away for other people to eat.

I'd say it's even higher than 90%.

[valaub04]

I'd say it's even higher than 90%.

I live in a prime hunting area and hunted for years myself. I have never heard of anyone leaving the animal. In fact, if they are not taken down in their tracks I've known people to search HOURS for that kill.

[ttwarrior1]

if people didn't kill them, what would you do with all the animals????????????

are you a hypocrite for eating meat then

[leeloo]

not all rednecks are hunters but all hunters are rednecks

[BranchDavidian]

Sounds like Porkchop is going to be hunting hunters. Since he hates hunters, he must hate himself.

[thejanitor]

If I ever see a hunter I will kill him

Maybe try setting up your own "Most Dangerous Game" on an island and see how that works out.

[slatter]

I definitely get where OP is coming from, but it's borderline necessary to regulate the population for some species. (Not a hunter.)

[babyjesus]

I had a childhood friend pass away due to a automobile collision with deer. If you live in an area where deer are overpopulated you'll get an idea of how dangerous it truly is.

[Lion4Life]

I live in a prime hunting area and hunted for years myself. I have never heard of anyone leaving the animal. In fact, if they are not taken down in their tracks I've known people to search HOURS for that kill.

Happens around here, but it's usually the poachers and road hunters who shoot hem at night that don't care about the rules. They take out the bests cuts of meat and leave the rest to rot.