Would you Convert to Judaism? Are they God's Chosen people?

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  • Masu485
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    • 08-14-08
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    #1
    Would you Convert to Judaism? Are they God's Chosen people?
    I've learned this recently, never ever ever make fun of the Jews. They control everything, they know when you are against them and will make your life hell in ways you can never imagine. Everyone who has spoken out against Jews are hated the world over. There's no choice but to join them. My life sucks and always has, but I know it'd be much better if I were a Jew. They stick together, have clans and they all have it made. There are no poor Jews, and if you think you know some, guaranteed they have money in the bank they are too cheap to use, or they have a rich family they can run back to at any given time. They really are God's Chosen people and while there are many theories about who God is, I actually think He prefers Jews to other people. I swear I actually believe God will curse you or something if you think ill of His people.

    Everyone who has ever hated the Jews has been decimated and hated for centuries. The Ancient Egyptians, the Romans, Europe during the Middle Ages with the Black Death, Germany. And after all that, these guys STILL are in control of everything. Blacks were persecuted as well, but we ended up dirt poor and struggling to survive.

    People say it's because of Jewish work ethic, but I don't buy that... Lots of people work their asses off their whole lives and barely get anywhere. So how could they still be in control like this? It must be God's intervention.

    If I had a choice to convert right now, I would do it. I want to be looked over by God as well. I know my people (I'm actually a descendant of the Pharaohs) must have done the Jews wrong in the past for me to have such a shitty life.
  • Mikail
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    • 07-19-09
    • 21689

    #2
    The jews control the monetary system, the media, the government and the whole world. how is that for a conspiracy?
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    • NrmlCurvSurfr
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      • 04-05-10
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      #3
      No conspiracy, god is not real.
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      • chilidog
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        • 04-05-09
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        #4
        I attempted to have this argument with my mother-in-law last week. I told her ... if god is real, then every religion outside of judaism is wrong, so why not convert and become jewish? She wouldn't listen to me; she just rolled her eyes, laughed, and walked away. Close-minded people annoy me.
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        • pavyracer
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          • 04-12-07
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          #5
          If the Jews control everything why do we send them 3 billion dollars of aid every year?
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          • Michaelmakesit
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            • 10-19-10
            • 1910

            #6
            Originally posted by pavyracer
            If the Jews control everything why do we send them 3 billion dollars of aid every year?
            That is Israel pavy! and why is the US getting trillions from China??
            every county gets loands and aid from others!
            35% of the jews in the world are in israel
            the rest are in usa,canada europe and australia
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            • nobs
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              • 08-31-09
              • 4216

              #7
              Originally posted by chilidog
              I attempted to have this argument with my mother-in-law last week. I told her ... if god is real, then every religion outside of judaism is wrong, so why not convert and become jewish? She wouldn't listen to me; she just rolled her eyes, laughed, and walked away. Close-minded people annoy me.

              How would Christianity, Lutheranism, Protestants, Catholics, Pentecostals, Mormans, etc all be wrong if god is real ?

              They believe in and worship the same god.

              Yes when Jesus came to Earth he originally chose the Jews and the Jews were called the chosen people, but many passages in the Bible make it clear that Jesus came for all not just for Jews.

              When Jesus was healing a Gentile, there was a Jew who asked if Gentiles could also recieve salvation and Jesus answered that yes Gentiles can also be saved, not just Jews.

              Not sure of the exact verse as I am no Bible genius, but it says something along those lines.

              Still since Jesus was God in human form, and the Jews didnt accept Jesus while other religions do, its hard for me to see how if God (Jesus) is real then all other religions are wrong.
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              • chilidog
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                • 04-05-09
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                #8
                Why should there be any other branches of Christianity, each with it's own rules, rituals, and interpretations of the bible? If their savior was jewish, shouldn't they be following his religion?
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                • Masu485
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by chilidog
                  Why should there be any other branches of Christianity, each with it's own rules, rituals, and interpretations of the bible? If their savior was jewish, shouldn't they be following his religion?
                  I think the schism occurs by Jesus not preaching what regular Jewish tradition taught. He added a little to it, but mainly didn't think many of the practices at the time were relevant and this upset the Jews in command.
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                  • flyingillini
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                    • 12-06-06
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                    #10
                    Masu, I fell in love with Côte Saint-Luc. It is a complete different way of life and it seems like kind of a poor area but I could deal with it. We had a great time but Nicky flaked on us. We are at Le St. Martin downtown and going to the Canadiens game tomorrow, let us know if you want to meet up at all. We will come back to Côte Saint-Luc if we have to.
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                    • Mikail
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                      • 07-19-09
                      • 21689

                      #11
                      All the Prophets and messengers came with the same religion but out of rebellion and pride man developed it's own interpretations and practices thus splitting the one true religion into many sects. There is only one correct way!
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                      • chilidog
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                        • 04-05-09
                        • 10305

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Mikail
                        All the Prophets and messengers came with the same religion but out of rebellion and pride man developed it's own interpretations and practices thus splitting the one true religion into many sects. There is only one correct way!
                        Every religion says that, though. My mom's church believed that any sect outside of their were all going straight to hell.
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                        • unusialsusp5
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                          • 04-18-10
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                          #13
                          why didn't they ever establish their own country if they are so beloved.
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                          • Mikail
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                            • 07-19-09
                            • 21689

                            #14
                            Originally posted by unusialsusp5
                            why didn't they ever establish their own country if they are so beloved.
                            Well they stole the Palestinians land and built one. If you call that a country.
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                            • Dirty Sanchez
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                              • 03-01-10
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                              #15
                              Seriously...do you believe jj Gold is one of God's chosen ones? If you believe that...then you would believe God books on the side upstairs
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                              • THE PROFIT
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                                • 11-27-09
                                • 17701

                                #16
                                I dont think converting to their Religion works, you have to be bred of Jewish ancestry, not just practice Judaism. God hates you worse when you try to be something you're not for personal gain. He might give you nut cancer, or move your car keys every night while you're sleeping
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                                • minet123
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                                  • 02-17-07
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                                  #17
                                  If your Christian are you not already a member of a Jewish cult ?
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                                  • BEANTOWNJIM
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                                    • 08-12-05
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                                    #18
                                    IF THEY WERE GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE EVERYBODY WOULDNT WANT TO KILL THEM

                                    CHOSEN PEOPLE I HAVE NEVER MET A PERSON AND HAVE HIM SAY BOY I WISH I WAS A JEW ITS USUALLY THE OTHER WAY AROUND PEOPLE SAY THANK GOD I AM NOT A JEW
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                                    • Mikail
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                                      • 07-19-09
                                      • 21689

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM
                                      IF THEY WERE GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE EVERYBODY WOULDNT WANT TO KILL THEM

                                      CHOSEN PEOPLE I HAVE NEVER MET A PERSON AND HAVE HIM SAY BOY I WISH I WAS A JEW ITS USUALLY THE OTHER WAY AROUND PEOPLE SAY THANK GOD I AM NOT A JEW
                                      I usually disagree with you but you make an excellent point here.
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                                      • wtf
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                                        • 08-22-08
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                                        #20
                                        chinese are the chosen ones, they can buy and sell all the heebs

                                        just because they control the usa press, dont think they run things

                                        look at the most recent list of most powerful people, missed all the jews on that list
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                                        • Cap dat 4ss
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                                          • 10-11-10
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                                          #21
                                          I will never convert from atheism...
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                                          • Sunde91
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                                            • 11-26-09
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                                            #22
                                            Jews effectively destroyed the West.
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                                            • RonPaul2008
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                                              • 06-08-07
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                                              #23
                                              There is no such thing as "God". Religion is stupid.
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                                              • THE PROFIT
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                                                • 11-27-09
                                                • 17701

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by RonPaul2008
                                                There is no such thing as "God". Religion is stupid.
                                                we're all kinda joking here, dont take it so serious. Im atheistic, but I hate when atheists are the ones that get so uptight about religion or talk of it.
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                                                • Masu485
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                                                  • 08-14-08
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM
                                                  IF THEY WERE GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE EVERYBODY WOULDNT WANT TO KILL THEM

                                                  CHOSEN PEOPLE I HAVE NEVER MET A PERSON AND HAVE HIM SAY BOY I WISH I WAS A JEW ITS USUALLY THE OTHER WAY AROUND PEOPLE SAY THANK GOD I AM NOT A JEW
                                                  Every person who ever went against the Jews has been destroyed. Throughout history, we see Jews persecuted time and time again and yet they still come out the victor while the persecutor crumbles under God's wrath.
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                                                  • BrentCrude
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                                                    • 11-16-05
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                                                    #26
                                                    Every year around the holidays this one commercial asking for donations shows up .It's the one where this rabbi asks for the public to give money so the Jewish survivors of the holocaust that are between 90-100 living in the Ukraine can express their religious freedom and celebrate Hannakuh because they couldn't years ago.Anyone see that one?Hmmmm,I don't really have anything I can afford to give but Ben Bernanke and Bernie Madoff might?
                                                    Last edited by BrentCrude; 11-13-10, 12:55 AM.
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                                                    • flyingillini
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                                                      • 12-06-06
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                                                      #27
                                                      You wouldn't dare see a hat being passed around at Temple asking for money. Is that just for Jesus believers? Christ is my hero and should be yours as well!
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                                                      • Mikail
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                                                        • 07-19-09
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                                                        #28
                                                        I still can't forgive that they tried to kill Jesus.
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                                                        • jazz
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                                                          • 11-02-09
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                                                          #29
                                                          It is pretty easy not to believe in God.
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                                                          • flyingillini
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                                                            • 12-06-06
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by jazz
                                                            It is pretty easy not to believe in God.
                                                            Very easy. All Religion is brainwashing. It gives them hope. Religion is for weak minded people who want and feel a need to believe in something.
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                                                            • THE PROFIT
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                                                              • 11-27-09
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Mikail
                                                              I still can't forgive that they tried to kill Jesus.
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                                                              • lakerboy
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                                                                • 04-02-09
                                                                • 94379

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                                If the Jews control everything why do we send them 3 billion dollars of aid every year?


                                                                Because they control the us congress. The jewish lobby. I thought a smart guy like you would know that at least.
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                                                                • lakerboy
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                                                                  • 04-02-09
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Sunde91
                                                                  Jews effectively destroyed the West.

                                                                  Yup.
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                                                                  • guitarjosh
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                                                                    • 12-25-07
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    I wouldn't convert, I don't think you can eat bacon if you're Jewish.
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                                                                    • flyingillini
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                                                                      • 12-06-06
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by guitarjosh
                                                                      I wouldn't convert, I don't think you can eat bacon if you're Jewish.
                                                                      Not true, My Father and Mother eat bacon/pork a few times a week at least. We are reform.
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