Anyone ever used a breast pump to get off?

[buztah]

Boys, last night I had the craziest sex of my life. After eating this broad out for a while she got all frisky and shit and stuck my kok in this breast pump kit (wedged the head in tight into this funnel) and turned the pump to maximal setting until I busted a phucken nut! Most intense orgasm of my life. I am off to look at a few models today (the good ones run about a grand). Worth it!

Hanky, call me. You gotta try this shit.

[jjgold]

Where do you get it??

[Dirty Sanchez]

At the SBR Fantasy Store you dope

[pico]

sounds fun.

[wtf]

my cock would never fit in one of those

[crustyme]

ever use a george foreman grill?

its hot.

[JimmysEgo]

i taped 4 hot dogs together.

[grantingyou]

This guy must have the smallest dick on the planet. LOL!

[Sunde91]

Only JJ is that unreal small to fit in that.

Let's get real here.

[THE PROFIT]

Sam, get 'em in the SBR store

[pavyracer]

my cock would never fit in one of those

your cock is bigger than a woman's breast?

[The Seer]

you might as well stick it in a your vacuum hose

[pavyracer]

you might as well stick it in a your vacuum hose

good idea...then you don't have to clean up

[Deuce]

Tic tac cock.