Post Funny Stories From Your College Experience
I do not have many myself but I know a few stories about kids in my fraternity.
one kid named Flash was super horny and did not get laid much so he resorted to unusual things to relieve himself. one time Flash was walking back to his dorm like at 3 am. he lived in a corridor style dorm with 20 rooms on one floor. so he heard his next door neighbor fvcking this girl. Flash stood right outside her dorm and started jerking off furiously. one thing she said in particular that stood out was, "fuk me in the ass you pussy!!" Flash told me once he heard her say this it just drove him to the release point and he busted all over the floor. of course my buddy was smart so he grabbed a paper flyer off the wall and put it on the floor to hide his mess. Flash told me right after he busted, he saw his roommate walk down the stairs. it was a close call imagine if he got caught jerking off outside another guy's dorm???
another time my fraternity brother named Deuce lived down the hall from me. he had a crush on this crazy btch named Ann who lived in the next building down from us. one night Ann got sh*tfaced drunk and wandered into our building. she walked into the lounge and fell and hit her head on the pool table. That fuk Deuce thought this was his chance to finally fuk her. he said "Ann come into my room before the Residential Advisor sees you wasted like this." basically she could get written up by the RA and chucked out of the dorms if they catch you drinking. so he practically drags the broad into his room and then she tells his roommate, "hey buddy i like you but u gotta get the fuk outta here". she kicked his roommate out
. then she fell on his bed and they started fvcking like animals. deuce is as sharp as they come so of course he locked the door behind him.
now 2 minutes later the b*tch's friends heard that Ann was hanging with Deuce so they come looking for the drunk b*tch. Her friends start banging on Deuce's door and chanting, "Dirty Deuce!! Dirty Deuce!! Dirty Deuce!!" for like a minute. finally Deuce decides he cant take it anymore and runs out of his room with his boxers on, leaving Ann naked on the bed. her friends ran and and accused Deuce of raping the girl. poor deuce. 5 min later i saw Deuce and he told me the story. then he said he still had the condom on his cock in case he got the chance to fuk her again.
i have not talked to deuce since we graduated but i hope he is okay.
one kid named Flash was super horny and did not get laid much so he resorted to unusual things to relieve himself. one time Flash was walking back to his dorm like at 3 am. he lived in a corridor style dorm with 20 rooms on one floor. so he heard his next door neighbor fvcking this girl. Flash stood right outside her dorm and started jerking off furiously. one thing she said in particular that stood out was, "fuk me in the ass you pussy!!" Flash told me once he heard her say this it just drove him to the release point and he busted all over the floor. of course my buddy was smart so he grabbed a paper flyer off the wall and put it on the floor to hide his mess. Flash told me right after he busted, he saw his roommate walk down the stairs. it was a close call imagine if he got caught jerking off outside another guy's dorm???
another time my fraternity brother named Deuce lived down the hall from me. he had a crush on this crazy btch named Ann who lived in the next building down from us. one night Ann got sh*tfaced drunk and wandered into our building. she walked into the lounge and fell and hit her head on the pool table. That fuk Deuce thought this was his chance to finally fuk her. he said "Ann come into my room before the Residential Advisor sees you wasted like this." basically she could get written up by the RA and chucked out of the dorms if they catch you drinking. so he practically drags the broad into his room and then she tells his roommate, "hey buddy i like you but u gotta get the fuk outta here". she kicked his roommate out
. then she fell on his bed and they started fvcking like animals. deuce is as sharp as they come so of course he locked the door behind him. now 2 minutes later the b*tch's friends heard that Ann was hanging with Deuce so they come looking for the drunk b*tch. Her friends start banging on Deuce's door and chanting, "Dirty Deuce!! Dirty Deuce!! Dirty Deuce!!" for like a minute. finally Deuce decides he cant take it anymore and runs out of his room with his boxers on, leaving Ann naked on the bed. her friends ran and and accused Deuce of raping the girl. poor deuce. 5 min later i saw Deuce and he told me the story. then he said he still had the condom on his cock in case he got the chance to fuk her again.
i have not talked to deuce since we graduated but i hope he is okay.