JJGOLD/HANKWEBBER and board members

[compaqDikk]

""The bottom line is that Hank is making a lot of poor decisions with his life and needs to change his ways.


it's too late to turn back now other than shock treatment or suffocating him like they did to Jack in one flew over the coo coo's nest

[TurbanCowboy40]

That's a lousy analogy.

What little league player on his best day will ever outplay a major league player on his worse day?

I don't call myself a professional gambler and I've smoked Hank over the last few months. I'm having checkes regularly delivered to my door while he's begging his aunt to pay off his debts.

Does Hank have a professional gambler card?

Hank is a professional loser.





I think it's safe to say that I've out played Hank in the

I don't think he needs to defend himself against you.

That's like saying a pro baseball player has to defend himself from verbal assaults from a little league player attacking his baseball abilities.

[pavyracer]

I would like to have bigboydan’s opinion on this matter. He appears to be a good mediator. He helped many bettors with disputes in the past.

[Publicsmoney]

You know what is really sad. This joker has spent the entire day here trying to tell us how JJ is this and JJ is that.....you(TurbanCowboy) are the one that has a problem. If you had something to offer in life you sure as hell wouldnt be sitting in front of your computer screen all day trying to tell others what is right and what is wrong......its time for you to get a "real" job and make something of yourself.......dont let the door kick you in the ass on the way out.

[Shark79]

TC40 if u dont like Hank/JJ or however else he names himself .. who gives a fvck?

I like what he brings to this forum ... other than u .. just a whining fvk ... all u do is look at others .. look at urself and then speak up

Have a nice day!

[Cloak & Dagger]

This is an excellent post. I have been saying this for quite some time although without the eloquence turban conveyed. Shame on the people here who are encouraging his delusion just because they find it amusing.

actually its a post hating on the next man.....

worried so much about the next man he wrote an essay......

worried soooo much about the next man it leads me to believe he is a virgin

hop off the mans ballsack....what you mad cause you cant be him??

dont like his videos??

DONT WATCH.....some of you need to try something that you havent done since you were a little tyke

GO OUTSIDE

[harsh506]

Kinda sad how you found jj on youtube, then u searched around to find sbr and now u made and account just to write a bunch of crap that like 95% of the people here dont care about. find some nice lines, do some reasearch..... find somthin better to do with ur time

[jjgold]

Some of these guys just don't like me which is fine, I have no time to fight . I take more ribbing than anyone and I am a good sport about it.

Good Luck guys and thanks for the guys backing me here.

[trytrytry]

TurbanCowboy40 -- you dont get it... JJ is the reason most of us get up in the morning and log on.

[flyingillini]

haha classic who cares

[TexansFan]

What's worse:

1. JJ's videos
2. Some idiot who after watching said videos takes the time to register on this site and then call out JJ.

[Shark79]

What's worse:

1. JJ's videos
2. Some idiot who after watching said videos takes the time to register on this site and then call out JJ.

Numero 2 señor!

[chandler1981]

So let me get this stratight. You typed in GAMBLING on youtube on Firday? I assume you heard a reference to SBR and found the site. Then, you signed up because you think JJ needs MAJOR help. Now, 4 days later, you know almost as much about JJ as I do after 6 months! (Except I know he puts on a little to make it fun around here. Sure, he cusses alot, but he's not a bad guy. He's certainly not attacking ppl like you singed up to do.

I just had ANOTHER possible scenerio come into my head! Maybe you are somebody who has been a member for a while... You were too pussy to tell Hank what you thought under that name, or better yet, nobnody would have even opened the thread under your other name.

Get real dude. Get off JJ's back and get outta here.

I NEVER disrespect anybody, BUT you have no business here.

This place sucks more everytime I log in.

Last night was bullshit threads that prob pissed off the mods more than anything ever has.

Now, this idiot, Turbin Terrorist. Get lost cabby!

[pavyracer]

So let me get this stratight. You typed in GAMBLING on youtube on Firday? I assume you heard a reference to SBR and found the site. Then, you signed up because you think JJ needs MAJOR help. Now, 4 days later, you know almost as much about JJ as I do after 6 months! (Except I know he puts on a little to make it fun around here. Sure, he cusses alot, but he's not a bad guy. He's certainly not attacking ppl like you singed up to do.

I just had ANOTHER possible scenerio come into my head! Maybe you are somebody who has been a member for a while... You were too pussy to tell Hank what you thought under that name, or better yet, nobnody would have even opened the thread under your other name.

Get real dude. Get off JJ's back and get outta here.

I NEVER disrespect anybody, BUT you have no business here.

This place sucks more everytime I log in.

Last night was bullshit threads that prob pissed off the mods more than anything ever has.

Now, this idiot, Turbin Terrorist. Get lost cabby!

You go tell him Cowboy!

[goldengoat]

no fvckin way i'm reading anything over 4 sentences

good thing that's all it took to figure out that the original poster is a ghost of someone who was just sent packin

attention whores duke it out

riveting

[2Pac]

Great post Cowboy

[RealSlimShady]

Controversial post from the past.......bump!

[compaqDikk]

someone should shoot this guy a pm and see if he stills has a pulse. tell him abou the pro program

[OmgUrMom]

this thread was 5 years in the making. i'm glad someone finally stepped up to the plate and did an online intervention

this is our real JJ, and i want him back as intentions are/were good

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Boys I am sooooooooooooo excited today my dream came true in life of getting 30,000 posts or is it really a good thing and big day for me??. I have told the whole world about this feat and all my neighborhood is proud of me and one of my locals even waived my 2 dime debt!!! Wow!! We have solid bookies around here and solid sharks.

I first off want to thank my family for giving me the opportunity to post and of course thanks Freddie and Russel for putting up with all my shit. I never thought I would become a degenerate gambler and poster, boys I was a choir boy before I met all you guys online. I am going to give you a brief description of what I use to be up until today.

Well before the online gambling craze came I was a normal guy that just had a job in a local computer shop putting stamps on boxes (boss said that was all I was capable of doing) and I worked there for like 5 years or so and I was proud of myself. I wore a great outfit everyday usually striped material with the company logo on it and had pants with computer terminals all over them. I was the coolest geek around the town and sometimes had chicks smile at me. My nickname was and still is KISSEL around here and I still have that name. I got it somehow and has stuck with me until now. I would go home at night and play monopoly with my friends and we would drink cool aid and we would never ever do anything wrong and went to bed like 9:00PM sharp and boys I was like in my late 20;s and early 30;s doing this. I was a real life square and everyone though Kissel was sooo cute and I was loved. Gambling????? Hell know real tabboo in my family and the crowd I hung around with and i was like 5'4"ft 170 back then and in good shape.

Boys I never ever even cursed once in my prime or smoked, ect. So I was living real nice and in a nice home with my parents.

What went wrong??? Well boys the local owner of the computer shop where I worked gave me a computer and 2 months free of Prodigy and I loved it. I would browse the prodigy network and find all sorts of sports info so I started to become interested in them. Then as the net evolved so did I and found my way to gambling at esb and bowmans and top turf phones only and then of course online with Intertops and wsex and oasis. Well boys I was a small fun player and still innocent and things were going great and upgrading online services as I went along and then found RX in like 1998 and just read and lurked and one day was at the Darwins International and so the MW logo and checked it out. I would browse in amazement at all the gambling info and of course dirty type stuff on there and I would blush and get all red (you know the dirty jokes, nude women, ect) never heard, saw or read curse words and nudity. I fell in love with it.

So one day off the top of my head I just made up a posting name with no meaning and signed up and that is when my downfall started.

Boys I read right through the Butane Network lead by Reno and Buzz Rav and the private network they were involved in and I exposed it way back then like with me 20th post or so. As time went on I started becoming just like all the degenerates here and getting caught up heavy with gambling and posters wars, ect.

I think the real JJ came out at MW and probably always was this real tough guy deep down but the MW posters brought it out in me and more.

Boys I have gone from a nice kid to now a foul mouth fuk and thug and degenerate and I do not blame myself but posters here. Every word out of my mouth is fuk this shit, fuk you, you roosterlicker, ect and I fit right in with the boys here now. Secondly never thought I would be carrying a 44 mag undr my trench at night.

All my friends have changed and now hang with like tough guys, gamblers, locals, sharks, pimps, gun runners and pushers. What the fuk happened to me???? I got caught up trying to be like Joey and ABB two of the main guys that fukkin ruined me.

I have lost approx 11 jobs since posting here for all gambling related activity because I needed the action more than the job. A couple of examples of my firings:

Nailed at racetrack when I was suppose to be at the office at 2:30 PM

Had numbers operation going at water company

3 jobs got fired for punching out co workers more because of jokes made at me or the one punk that through cream donuts at my head. Boys I was never like this before I started posting.

My appearance is fukkin shit too now. I ballooned to 283 and I am 5-4, old clothes with only the with the 2 flashy minks and a couple of real nice leather outfits and a few cowboy hats. I actually look like a pimp when dressed up for the big time at night.

Hang at social clubs now with all Johnny Knockdown types and all the boys feel sorry for me, you know not getting nailed in 11 years, real fat and bald and buried.

I got a lousy cheap rug that is made of some leather material and is hot as hell in the summer time and feels so heavy on my fukkin head and the boys from Newark rib me and call me "drummer boy" because I am always tapping my fukkin head because of the itch ( a dead give away for someone wearing a rug) I found out that is how Freddie knew I had one on, he always so me tapping my head with both hands and the index fingers. Fuk!!

Look at the losers I hang with now on the board day and night. Bookmakers, thieves, conmen, sharks, gamblers. Yes boys these are my new friends!!! I took a backwards turn in life and getting in deeper and now all I worry about is gambling, posting and hustling. I should try to get a real job but I think the damage is done and the posters here put too much stuff in my head through the years to be different.

What puzzles me here are why all the secrets and guys never using their real names. A couple of examples are like that clown Fishhead, I would call him and say hey Jeff and he would say "huh??? and I would keep saying is Jeff there and I know that was the name he gave me 3 days a go and he says no my name is Danny!!!! I swear this is like his 7th fukkin name and gets frustrating times. The same as with Stevo, he told me his name was Steve and I would call him that a few times and then suddenly he said that is not my name it is Mark!!! What?? Again like his 5th name since I have known this guy. What am I missing??? What does everyone have several names???? What is the big secret that know one is letting me on??? Strange fuks around here.

Locals???? Huh??? Never knew what the fuk that meant until the clowns here kept writing about them and now I use 3-5 .

Here are some transcripts of typical JJ conversations everyday:

"He Johnnie met my markers today, who do you like tonight, is the line wrong, move the numbers, give me a 2 team reverse, Hey Vito give me detroit for a nickel. Jo Jo we need a score, thans pal, hey ace, he lefty.Did you get the post?? I knew I was a certified loser when everyday up until today I go to the Deli and open up The NY Post and get my razor blade out and cut the lines out and then throw the rest of the fukkin paper out in the garbage and the store owner thinks I am a sick fuk for doing this.

All this slang bullshit, fuk I did not even know what the fuk a nickel was 2 years a go. I thought it was 5 cents when I was innocent. Now that is all I say now even when buying stuff at stores, ect.

Shit fighting with guys from 20-79 at bars, meeting sharks all over the place and running errands for the big timers, ect. Living in a fukkin crawl space with a computer terminal. Thank God I have not met any gay guys in the places I have lived because like I said I know guys that blow their landlords just to stay there. Of course too I have the big shot image carrying a wad of cash wrapped in an elastic band picking up bar tabs and shit and in reality to not have a dime to my name jsut carrying sharks money and banks money.

Although we are all losers here I love you guys and even the ones I fight with from time to time and would not trade this experience for anything. The one thing I have learned here is that there are sooo many bright guys from all walks of life and are sharp in lots of different things other than gambling.

Its hard being JJ at times with all my hang ups and bad appearance and shit. Boys do you think it is easy being 5-4 283, red hair (15 strands) shit rug, 2.5 inch dick and have not got laid in 11 years. I want to break this slump some day but some women actually say I have no shot because of various things and somewhat of a bird type voice, you know high pitched and shit.

Why do you think I do not go to Vegas or any other outings??? I would get ribbed to much and would end up pounding posters, boys you would have a field day with me . I swear I do not believe one guy could keep a straight face when meeting me for the first time.

I think though I am not alone because I met some winners from here and here is avery brief description"

Fishhead- Looks like a biker and scary to look at, beer cans all over his pad, sick!!
ABB- This guy is fukkin hilarious, he claims to be a Don Juan type and looks like a grizzly bear (6ft 4 inches and like 345!!!) cannot even see his face with the beard.
Sportman- 4 strands of hair slicked back and talks in such a deep voice I could not keep a straight face
Joey- 5-9 128lbs!!! Yes he is a fukkin tooth pick!!!! You would think he was some tough guy how he posted but no way. I would have this clowns lunch money everyday.
Russ- Actually looks normal (Tony Stewart) nascar type
Tico- Real long hair, glasses- Barry Manilow look a like
BP wears a suite day and night, politician type
Peckle-Chinese black type guy!! Yes that is what I said
Jimmy- Toughas nails and built real good and great looking
Totalsquare- Looks like Bruce Springsteen a little with a crew cut
Sick Gambler- Hispanic type Canadian Looking and look like he will pull a gun on you at anytime
Freddie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh I had such a hilarious run in with him at the track (Big M) When I see him I go "hey jerkoff" I swear this clown ran so fast over tables and I was laughing on the ground, He thought I was going to tear him to threads. I was busting his balls but he did not know and ran. Oh yeh he is like 5-9 or so, blue curly fukkin hair like in a Fro and you jsut say to yourself about him (What a fukkin mess!!!)

So boys losts of us have lots to be desired in the looks department and I am not alone and you would be shocked to know what people really look like in person

very long but pretty good read

[underthe total]

nice read

jj you got a 10 cent hair piece?
you need to dust it off and show it again

[underthe total]

i like HANK better too

more of a mobster name

[Full Time Hobo]

Wow. First post seems incredibly accurate to me... and somewhat depressing how people rushed to his defense..

[RealSlimShady]

Bumping this classic post!

[babyjesus]

JJgold is a whore

[RealSlimShady]

Bump

[compaqDikk]