Who would you Marry, Fukk, or Kill

**jjgold** · 10-13-10, 01:48 PM

Kill

**Richkas** · 10-13-10, 01:48 PM

Id phuck Gold

Marry the lesbian

and kill the bitch who would just cheat anyway

**TR88** · 10-13-10, 01:50 PM

Fukk Alba, Marry JJ'Gold and kill the last one, never heard of her....
Kim Kardashian
Derek Jeter
Pecos Bill

**Dad** · 10-13-10, 01:51 PM

Follow the rules...

After you post your answers, list 3 more people.

**AMBlai01** · 10-13-10, 01:53 PM

Marry Alba
**** Rosie
Kill JJ

Richkas
Brock Landers
Fishhead

**Richkas** · 10-13-10, 01:54 PM

Snoop Dog

Roseanne

Oprah

**ngates815** · 10-13-10, 01:56 PM

**** - JJ it would be interesting, and it seems he's played around with boys before, so he knows what's up.

Marry - Alba, because then I could **** her the whole honeymoon, then just take some pics and masturbate to her the rest of our married life

Kill - Rosie, I hate the cunt.

Hillary Clinton

Monica Lewinsky

Barack Obama

**Deuce** · 10-13-10, 02:01 PM

Whoopi
Oprah
Aretha Franklin

**Dad** · 10-13-10, 02:02 PM

Marry Monica Lewinsky. I love blowjobs.
Fukk Obama in the ass because he deserves it.
Kill Hillary Clinton just because I dont like the kunt.

Britney Spears
Brock Landers
Bruce Willis

**d2bets** · 10-13-10, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by Dad

For those that don't know how to play this game:

3 people are shown and you have to decide who you fukk, who you marry, and who you kill. Reasons aren't necessary but sometimes make it more enjoyable for others to understand your rational.

After you answer, post three more people for the next person.

Lets start!

Jessica Alba
JJGold
Rosie O'Donnel

**** Alba
Kill Gold
Marry O'Donnell (then divorce her and take half her money and **** Alba some more)

**sneak-a-peak** · 10-13-10, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by Dad

Marry Monica Lewinsky. I love blowjobs.
Fukk Obama in the ass because he deserves it.
Kill Hillary Clinton just because I dont like the kunt.

Britney Spears
Brock Landers
Bruce Willis

This game is no fun with dudes to pick from!

Your ruing it

**ngates815** · 10-13-10, 02:15 PM

Marry - Bruce Willis - I think he could be a romantic...but first you gotta tear down those layers of toughness. Plus I've always had weird dreams of dressing up as a horse, and having Bruce come running thru the bedroom door in a cowboy hat, Lasso me, start pounding me yelling YIPPPIE KI YAYYY motherfuckker.

**** - Britney Spears, but she'd have to shave her head again.

Kill - Brock landers. I couldn't marry a guy that couldn't support me. And I don't want to **** a out of shape bum. Oh and there is a good chance that I wouldn't even have to kill him, because theres a very good possibility that he'd off himself before I got to him.

Pauly Shore
Carrie Underwood
Chyna (Joan Marie Laurer) the wrestler

**stealthyburrito** · 10-13-10, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by Dad

Marry Monica Lewinsky. I love blowjobs.
Fukk Obama in the ass because he deserves it.
Kill Hillary Clinton just because I dont like the kunt.

Britney Spears
Brock Landers
Bruce Willis

marry willis, what a stud.

**** brock, wanna hear him squeal.

kill britney, she's psychotic.

Jerry Jones

Elisha Cuthbert

Charles Barkley

**ngates815** · 10-13-10, 02:18 PM

Well played with Monica....I doubt good ole Bill would be getting caught receiving a blowjob that is subpar. I bet Monica gives great ones.

**will2survive** · 10-13-10, 02:32 PM

Fuk Elisha Cuthbert(don't know her but she is female)
marry Jerry Jones--He's rich
kill-- Chuck Barkley

Howard Stern ,Jennifer Lopez, Queen Latifah

**Dad** · 10-13-10, 02:38 PM

Originally posted by ngates815

Pauly Shore
Carrie Underwood
Chyna (Joan Marie Laurer) the wrestler

I would Marry Carrie Underwood. This is a no brainer, I get to look at her and fukk her every day? Sign me up.

Fukk Chyna, as long as I just have to do it once. Hopefully her man-vagina would not rip my cawk off because I will be needing it for Carrie Underwood.

Kill Pauly Shore for not make Encino Man 2.

Angelina Jolie
Will Smith
Miriah Carey (this is the 2010 fat Mariah Carey, not the skinny hot as fukk Mariah Carey from back in the day.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 10-13-10, 02:45 PM

I would marry JJ, fuk Dad and not kill anyone.

I would also play sex games with Dad and have him pound my ass.

**Grits n' Gravy** · 10-13-10, 02:50 PM

Originally posted by Dad

IAngelina Jolie
Will Smith
Miriah Carey (this is the 2010 fat Mariah Carey, not the skinny hot as fukk Mariah Carey from back in the day.

**** angelina jolie---got a bennetton ad of kids. too much for me to deal with day to day.

marry mariah carey---lots of money and she'd end up in nuthouse. leaving me her bank to spend.

will smith----kill. since i don't plan on ******* or marrying a man.

oprah
ellen
hilary clinton

**HotStreak** · 10-13-10, 02:50 PM

**** ROsie

Marry Alba

Kill JJ

Fishhead
Amy Winehouse
Marylin Manson

**Dad** · 10-13-10, 02:51 PM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

I would marry JJ, fuk Dad and not kill anyone.

I would also play sex games with Dad and have him pound my ass.

**Dad** · 02-23-11, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by HotStreak

Fishhead
Amy Winehouse
Marylin Manson

Fukk Marylin Manson because he kinda looks girly anyway. Would have to do it doggy style so I dont have to see his ball sack.

Mary Amy Winehouse because she is the only girl on the list and I'm not going to spend the rest of my life married to a man. Besides, she's rich and has access to quantities of high quality drugs.

Kill Fishhead. Sorry fishhead.

Next 3:

Lindsay Lohan
Justin Bieber
Carmelo Anthony

**iifold** · 02-23-11, 04:05 PM

Shari
Nina
SBRJudie

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-23-11, 04:05 PM

Marry Carmelo for his money. Fukk Lohan because she's probably wild in the sack when she's hopped up on coke or drunk and the only answer .. KILL BIEBER. Kill him dead.

**Dad** · 02-23-11, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by iifold

Shari
Nina
SBRJudie

Follow the rules, iifold. You cant just come in here and post 3 people. You gotta answer first, then post the next three.

**Resler** · 02-23-11, 04:16 PM

****, jessica alba. Marry rosie, I don't **** my wife now so I wouldn't have to **** rosie. Kill JJ, sorry man

**Dad** · 02-23-11, 04:16 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

Marry Carmelo for his money. Fukk Lohan because she's probably wild in the sack when she's hopped up on coke or drunk and the only answer .. KILL BIEBER. Kill him dead.

EaglesPhan, now you have to list 3 people for the next person to answer.

**B1GER1C828** · 02-23-11, 04:23 PM

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**cant call it** · 02-23-11, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by Dad

For those that don't know how to play this game: 3 people are shown and you have to decide who you fukk, who you marry, and who you kill. Reasons aren't necessary but sometimes make it more enjoyable for others to understand your rational. After you answer, post three more people for the next person. Lets start! Jessica Alba JJGold Rosie O'Donnel

I would marry alba, then pound jj again so she would divorce me and I would get half her money, then I would kill odonnell because she is a twat waffle.

condoleeza rice
sinbad
neal patrick harris

**mighty maron** · 02-23-11, 05:12 PM

**EDDIE MONEY LINE** · 02-23-11, 05:31 PM

fuk shari
marry sbrtv judie
kill nina (i don't know her looks)

**Grits n' Gravy** · 02-23-11, 05:35 PM

Originally posted by mighty maron

ouch....

kill courtney love as she likely has various stds and is broke.
**** the chubby osbourne chick.
marry the versace broad. she's got cash and will die soon leaving me caked up.

here are 3

salma hayek
halle berry
j-lo

**iifold** · 02-23-11, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by EDDIE MONEY LINE

fuk shari
marry sbrtv judie
kill nina (i don't know her looks)

I dont know about marrying Judie... Seems like a cool chick, but I sense she might have the Wild, Drink till 6 A.M. bloodline that is never good for a sound relationship...

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-23-11, 05:39 PM

Oops sorry, lemme roll em out.

Bon Jovi
Lane Kiffin
Gabourey Sidibe

**Dad** · 02-23-11, 05:48 PM

Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy

here are 3

salma hayek
halle berry
j-lo

Fukk Salma, you can tell she is wild in the sack and most likely will suck you off until completion and swallow your load.

Marry J-Lo and spend the rest of my life in bed with her? Hell yeah!

Kill Halle Berry. Only because the other two are way hotter than she is.

next 3:

Natalie Portmon
Britney Spears
Eva Mendes