so, looks like i'm gonna be a daddy :)

cant call it · 05-13-11, 12:27 PM

congrats. yes you want a boy.
with a boy you only have 1 penis to worry about.
with a girl you have to worry about every penis within 100 miles.
good luck.

aca · 05-13-11, 02:11 PM

Wiggums5 · 05-13-11, 02:15 PM

congrats man

dom75 · 05-13-11, 03:05 PM

Congrats Chili on having sex

.... I mean becoming a father. Don't blink your eyes, as before you know it the baby will become so grown up.

pavyracer · 05-13-11, 03:09 PM

Wow I guess virgins can father babies the first time they have sex! Congrats man!

tripp · 05-13-11, 03:09 PM

congrats guy...good luck and hope for a healthy baby

Ced's shadow · 05-13-11, 03:10 PM

Congrats chillidog, name him Ced and I'll fix one of those huge BBQ's of mine

newjerseydevils · 05-13-11, 03:21 PM

congrats buddy.

caseyking2 · 05-13-11, 03:23 PM

Congrats I have 3(2 girls and 1 boy) and its an interesting experience. My baby is 3 and she is a handful. It's always something new and exciting with little ones. When they get out the baby stage and start talking back then they are a pain in the ass.

chilidog · 05-13-11, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by stefan084

it's the best thing that will ever happen to you!! having said that, watch out for when he turns 2 like my son

yah, this feels amazing

Originally posted by opie1988

Congrats.

Its an awesome thing, isn't it?

I'd be willing to bet that starting Wed nite, you didn't give a fukk about what the score was or how your wagers were looking, did you?

That feeling is what I enjoyed the most. Can't be replicated any other way.

yah, that feeling is just ... i dunno, hard to describe. best feeling ever. and nope, not a care in the world. just wanna keep my little boy warm, fed, clean, dry, happy, and healthy.

Originally posted by hugh_morris

that is great....congrats, to say the least...i have a 21 year old daughter in college and a 11 month old boy....giant spread in age, but life is grand....nothing will put a smile on your face after having a long, shitty day than having a toddler come running to the door as you come thru it....you will cherish it for life...again, congrats...

it's already an amazing feeling. it has this unique way of putting everything into perspective - of the things that are truly important in this world. things that i never really understood until this moment. it definitely changes you, and for the best.

Originally posted by dee_jas

congrates dude, hope your geared up for the sleepless nights, but all worth it in the end. all the best.

i wasn't ready for it at all, lol. i'm surviving on 30 minute catnaps and coffee.

chilidog · 05-13-11, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by shari91

Woohooooooooooo chili!!! I actually stumbled across this thread a little while ago and wondered what was going on but didn't want to press the issue, just in case. Congrats!!!

It's a good thing you had that massive boy's weekend a couple of months ago. Now you're going to be sleepless for a completely different reason.

Send your wife our best wishes and enjoy your babymoon!

Thanks! It's indescribable how I'm feeling, and I'm loving every minute of it. It'll take some time to get used to his schedule, but we're coming around. Thank God he's a heavy sleeper. We just had an earthquake, and he's dead to the world (even when I scooped him up, threw his blankie over his head and ran outside - he's just passed out cold, heh)

Originally posted by Al Masters

CONGRATS BUDDY........don't name him chillicheese.

the Chosen One has been sired.... Noah

chilidog · 05-13-11, 06:06 PM

Originally posted by LarrysKid

That's awesome, congratulations! Get some sleep while you can.

lol, too late for sleep.

Originally posted by blackbeSSt

pics or it didn't happen

dude, that was the most disgusting thing that i've ever witnessed, and i am definitely not in a hurry to see it ever again!

blackbeSSt · 05-13-11, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by chilidog

dude, that was the most disgusting thing that i've ever witnessed, and i am definitely not in a hurry to see it ever again!

you damn right it is. thank god my wife is having a c-section this time around also (had to have an emergency c-section first time).

Rod1010 · 05-13-11, 06:11 PM

Congrats .. Must be the most powerful drug out there knowing you created another human.

Respect.

polskboy · 05-13-11, 06:11 PM

congratulations thats a great news.

chilidog · 05-13-11, 06:12 PM

Originally posted by cant call it

congrats. yes you want a boy.
with a boy you only have 1 penis to worry about.
with a girl you have to worry about every penis within 100 miles.
good luck.

lol, yah i'm glad i won't have to worry about that later i life

Originally posted by dom75

Congrats Chili on having sex

.... I mean becoming a father. Don't blink your eyes, as before you know it the baby will become so grown up.

yah i want this moment to last forever

Originally posted by pavyracer

Wow I guess virgins can father babies the first time they have sex! Congrats man!

damn condom companies and their 2% failure rates!

Originally posted by Ced's shadow

Congrats chillidog, name him Ced and I'll fix one of those huge BBQ's of mine

fix it anyway, and throw on a rack of ribs, southern style

chilidog · 05-13-11, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by blackbeSSt

you damn right it is. thank god my wife is having a c-section this time around also (had to have an emergency c-section first time).

yah i'm glad she had a c-section as well, but still bro, that was just some nasty shit. i watched plenty of videos beforehand to prepare myself, but nope, it was like watching a live horror movie. it was just pure barbaric. images burned into my head forever.

Originally posted by Rod1010

Congrats .. Must be the most powerful drug out there knowing you created another human.

Respect.

dude, i was thinking the same thing. this is the best feeling ever. i guess just the right mix of dopamine, serotonin and oxytocin

jjgold · 05-13-11, 06:18 PM

Congrats

romecloneout · 05-13-11, 06:26 PM

congrats man, enjoy

nyjets15 · 05-13-11, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

congrats..pray its a boy

you must not have a daughter.......they are awesome

BobHarvey · 05-13-11, 07:47 PM

Congratulations!

WvGambler · 05-13-11, 08:41 PM

welcome to fatherhood. Its an absolute blast if you let it be.

PuckOff · 05-13-11, 08:48 PM

Originally posted by chilidog

Oh I am. Definitely want a boy, but obviously will be happy with either; just want him/her to be healthy.

Congrats Chili!!! I remember when my first born entered this world. All I wanted was a healthy child. You're going to be a good dad buddy. It's work, but it's very much worth it.

PuckOff · 05-13-11, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Good job! I was certain I would spawn a boy, but shockingly that didn't happen. I have a 3 yr old daughter, and she loves watching games with us. She's already been to dozens of hockey and baseball games. Though it will definitely change your life completely, its without question the greatest thing I ever did. She's our first (and likely only), and I was 37 before she was born. There wasn't a bigger selfish prick than I was, so having her probably did more for me than she will ever know. I have a great wife....but she knows that little girl is the true love of my life. At the end of the day, if having a kid doesn't make someone want to be a better person, then they are severely f**ked up. I still love gambling as much as I ever did, and she asks me all the time if i "won my bet?" I make sure not to let my bad beats affect her in a negative way. Its not her fault the Cowboys suck! Anyway, enjoy the whole process. It will be the pleasure of your life. Congratulations.

Opie, I can tell you're a good dad. I tell my wife often that I love my children way more than her and I tell her I hope she feels the same way. Keep taking her to those hockey games dude. It's a great sport!!!

robzilla · 05-13-11, 09:05 PM

WTG. atleast ur kid wont have to worry about a Bin Laden attack.

Mr. Peepers · 05-13-11, 09:11 PM

congrats

opie1988 · 05-13-11, 11:48 PM

Originally posted by PuckOff

Opie, I can tell you're a good dad. I tell my wife often that I love my children way more than her and I tell her I hope she feels the same way. Keep taking her to those hockey games dude. It's a great sport!!!

Thanks, pal.

We have season seats to the Stars....so she's been going since she was a few months old.

I agree....it is a great sport. Good luck, puck.

hitthew8room · 05-13-11, 11:48 PM

spoil the kid.

Rod1010 · 05-14-11, 12:12 AM

I respect people who children . Its not as easy as you might think... Takes so much dedication .

You created a human for fukks sake

ROFLcopter · 05-14-11, 12:33 AM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

I know every guy wants a boy, but girls love their daddy more & their will come a time when a boy thinks he can beat your ass, so good luck either way

Very wise words. This guy is clearly not a virgin unlike 75% of people here

Ace_of_Spades · 05-14-11, 12:36 AM

Damn, that sucks. Good Luck with the restless nights and the loud screaming and crying of trying to put the child to sleep. Its a real headache.

BRAVES1985 · 05-14-11, 08:36 AM

MarlinsFan2212 · 05-14-11, 08:42 AM

Originally posted by chilidog

Oh I am. Definitely want a boy, but obviously will be happy with either; just want him/her to be healthy.

Most important thing. Congrats.

slatter · 05-14-11, 09:12 AM

Congrats OP, glad to hear he's healthy and all that good stuff.

falconticket · 05-14-11, 09:16 AM

nice congratulations