Guys When Your Feeling Down Do This.........

sharpcat · 10-02-10, 03:26 PM

I've seen guys fall 20 ft. back in my ironworking days it will not kill you unless you land on your head but you will be pretty sore for a few weeks.

40 ft. is a different story falling 40 ft. if you land on your head you will break your neck and crush your skull and you are dead, if you land on your feet it is very possible that your legs will be forced through your pelvis and puncture your lungs causing you to suffocate, and if you land on your chest or back you will likely crush your rib cage and puncture your lungs and probably crush your skull.

I would suggest the Terrell Owens route instead and just take enough pills to fuk you up but not enough to kill yourself instead of hanging off a building.

rfr3sh · 10-02-10, 03:41 PM

Deuce · 10-02-10, 03:43 PM

Usually I drink a beer and rub one out.

RiverRaid · 10-02-10, 03:44 PM

Good post Coach. Sometimes you need to almost die to feel alive.

Irish Lumberjack · 10-02-10, 03:51 PM

Got to agree with Deuce on this one.

Doc JS · 10-02-10, 03:58 PM

This is stupid even by your standards, JJ...

Doc

Dirty Sanchez · 10-02-10, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

We all get down at times and sometimes want to fukkin end it or just get depressed.

Here is what I have done a few times

Get a pair of very good grip gloves, put a 40' fukkin ladder on top of your car and find a building like 20- 40 ft or so and get on top of roof and then hang off a fukkin ledge and I swear you will feel a lot better and not get depressed anymore. It puts things in perspective. Now of course you need to be a strong guy to hold on and with good gloves, the ladder can e next to you just in case you need help. I do not advise this though to all.

I thought you were going to say

RudyRuetigger · 10-02-10, 04:05 PM

12 beers works but i will try your way next

KingKolzig · 10-02-10, 04:08 PM

mugging someone is safer

jjgold · 10-02-10, 04:21 PM

I did not say jump

It is a reality check when you think you have things bad and your dangling from a fukkin ledge it will scare you and re think your positions

chilidog · 10-02-10, 04:23 PM

Why dangle? Wouldn't just standing on the ledge have the same effect?

JW Cash · 10-02-10, 04:36 PM

Good advice....but when i am down and out.....I just get a 12 pac of Bud.....

TR88 · 10-02-10, 04:39 PM

too much preparation....just drink a gallon of whiskey

anthonydiamondLC · 10-02-10, 04:39 PM

I'd rather just smoke a bowl.

raydog · 10-02-10, 04:44 PM

i was wrong...last week i thought his neighbors thought he was psycho for walking around and screaming into a camera...now i Know they think is a fruitloop when they see him dangling off the roof...jaysus i would love to see a video of this.paleeesse do this for us coach

brxbmbers42 · 10-02-10, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

We all get down at times and sometimes want to fukkin end it or just get depressed.

Here is what I have done a few times

Get a pair of very good grip gloves, put a 40' fukkin ladder on top of your car and find a building like 20- 40 ft or so and get on top of roof and then hang off a fukkin ledge and I swear you will feel a lot better and not get depressed anymore. It puts things in perspective. Now of course you need to be a strong guy to hold on and with good gloves, the ladder can e next to you just in case you need help. I do not advise this though to all.

OmgUrMom · 10-02-10, 04:53 PM

brxbmbers42 · 10-02-10, 04:57 PM

coach my place is seven stories up. i am going to try this tonight without the ladder. any recommendations on the gloves. Brand wise.

TR88 · 04-20-11, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

We all get down at times and sometimes want to fukkin end it or just get depressed.

Here is what I have done a few times

Get a pair of very good grip gloves, put a 40' fukkin ladder on top of your car and find a building like 20- 40 ft or so and get on top of roof and then hang off a fukkin ledge and I swear you will feel a lot better and not get depressed anymore. It puts things in perspective. Now of course you need to be a strong guy to hold on and with good gloves, the ladder can e next to you just in case you need help. I do not advise this though to all.

QuantumLeap · 04-20-11, 12:49 AM

Friend of mine used to build grain elevators. He said he would dangle off the ledge that was 150' up. He said that was the biggest thrill he ever had.

flyingillini · 04-20-11, 12:56 AM

Anyone do this lately?

onlooker · 04-20-11, 01:05 AM

A "how to" video would go a long way JJ.

JuicedUp · 04-20-11, 01:16 AM

this is how you do it. no ladder.

dtp · 04-20-11, 01:28 AM

wow sharpcat what detail you gave about the situation lol

clip1 · 04-20-11, 05:10 AM

wow jj you are fycking nuts, you know there are some kids here that just might go and do it, now i wonder what forum were thos kids reading when they jumped from Golden Gate Bridge, maybe the gloves they chose for hanging did not help their puny arms

jjgold · 04-20-11, 05:18 AM

Originally posted by JuicedUp

this is how you do it. no ladder.

Thats unreal if true

jjgold · 04-20-11, 05:20 AM

nyed1010 · 04-20-11, 05:24 AM

mrmarket · 04-20-11, 05:57 AM

What the fukk are you doing coach. Most here can't tie their shoelaces and you're putting suicide hotline out of business with suggestions. No money in wills coach too much competition and they are all solid.

jjgold · 04-20-11, 06:21 AM

These guys got some balls, one wrong slip and its over

I got nervous watching these vids

stat at home boys and take pills that calm you down instead

opie1988 · 04-20-11, 06:34 AM

Fukk me. My stomach gets all knotted up just watching those videos. Dumbass Russkies.

ChuckyTheGoat · 04-20-11, 06:43 AM

Coach:

Were u the original "Matt Foley, motivational speaker"?

zam77 · 04-20-11, 06:53 AM

Goldbond... Make a vid hang dropping from garage, only 8 ft.

Russians are too high.

rymille83 · 04-20-11, 11:02 AM

this is solid advice. you don't even need to hang from a ledge. just get good and high. and stand on your tip toes on top of a tall building's roof. I used a 6 story parking garage that I parked in at my last job.

once every 4-5 months I'd climb up there, stand on my tip toes, look down and scream I want to live.

i'd have nightmares where I was falling to my death for the next few nights. but I usually felt more confident in day to day settings after that. If you live near real life cliffs out in nature. I think it works better. because you don't get the random asshole that pops up at the wrong time, and is all like "don't do it man, its not worth it, think of your family"

I'm like....... I know. I'm just doing a drill here dumbass