A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed

[Dad]

After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.

After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see this."
She puts a worm in the water it, and it swims around.

She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?"

He responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"

[Marginalis]

[triqy]

good one, thats pretty funny

[BRAVES1985]

[Dad]

Nice bump Braves.

[cant call it]

[Smoke]

[samboy]

[WvGambler]

[itchypickle]

nice

[Cap dat 4ss]

lol much better reception second time around

[stevek173]

I would have taken a giant swig of whiskey and made sweet love to her, because that's what she is saying she really needs here.

[Smoke]

Classic

[milwaukee mike]

I would have taken a giant swig of whiskey and made sweet love to her, because that's what she is saying she really needs here.

i need more than one giant swig of whiskey to make love to mrs milwaukee, and there is nothing sweet about it

[hels]

[InTheDrink]

i knew there was a reason i drank so fukkin much!

[jjgold]

Drinker I read your post 15x and did not laugh

[Dad]

[Salmon Steak]

smart man