Anything's possible....those dudes in North Carolina at Domino's were caught busting ass on people's pizza and jamming the cheese up their noses...then they were stupid enough to put it on U Tube 
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The only acceptable punishment for this guy is EXECUTION.
If I wrote the law, thats exactly what he would get and the punishment would NOT be carried out in a humane way.
3 years in jail is a joke of a sentence and is FAR TOO LENIENT based on the situation.
3rd world countries like Malaysia are far ahead of the U.S. when it comes to their criminal court system. They know that the only way to stop people from committing crimes is to make them scared to death of the consequences of committing such crimes.
The U.S. could learn a whole lot from countries like Malaysia.Comment -
sick!
i'd like to know how the fuk they caught himComment -
She never drank the water. She noticed it the first time and waited for a second chance. When she saw it for the second time she sent it to a lab and when the lab confirmed it she called the cops. The cops run the DNA in the bottle through their database. They probably have the names of all the male employees from the office. When the DNA matched one of the employees they probably took hair samples or a half eaten sandwich of him and double check the DNA and then they nailed him.
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Still want to know how "the system" matches sperm with an identity without an original
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If the girl is a bitch than the guy is my hero
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The women couldn't see any contamination in clear water?
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maybe thats not the "real story" i am thinking its along the lines of this as the defense:
female co-worker gave me oral sex and drank water after i ejaculated in her mouth. that why my semen remains were found in her drink. we recently broke off our sexual friendship and now she is trying to get back at me.Comment -
I don't understand how she was getting sick before she even knew what it is. My chick swallows my load daily and never gets sick. I can understand getting sick after she knew, but before???Comment -
WTF???Comment -
WaterBottleDude there needs a redneck girl.
She can chew tobacco & suck a d*ck at the same time.....& know when to spit & when to swallow.
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Never leave your DNA. Good lesson.Comment -
why did the semen make her ill
was it contaminated sperm?Comment -
Probably a sexual relationship going on.Comment -
lol this is pretty sick...
but lets have some pics of the girlComment -
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yeah we need a pic of the womanComment -
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wtfComment -
made her sick? must have a weak stomach.
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michael-needs-a-serious-beatdown
it-sucks-you-can't-really-eat-anywhere-without-watching-the-cooks-i-mean-there's-really-no-restaurants-you-can-go-to-and-expect-to-get-clean-food-guaranteed.
as-far-as-the-office-place-it's-always-combat-from-day-one-i-never-last-anywhere-cuz-i-can't-put-up-with-hazing-and-shit.
seems-like-the-chick-would-notice-two-lookies-in-her-little-water-bottle-though
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Yuck.
Reminds me of watching all the stuff on the food channel like Unwrapped and Diners,drive inns and dives.They did a segment on how automated the food preparation is at The Rio buffet in Vegas where hardly any human hands come into play.I like it like that.Same things with alot of food factories where the modern ones are all robotized.I would rather have WD40 in my food or drink than jizm spunk.Remember in Goodfellas where they snagged a lung into the cops sub sandwhiches?I even hate the term hand tossed pizza some places use these days.Then you see these restaurnat commercials where some hairy aped guy is up to his elbows in mixing a taco salad.My god,don't these places know anything about marketing?Show your employees with saniatary throw away glove son in commercials.Comment -
Good Morning JJComment -
Does that means she swallows?????Comment -
This is some crazy shit, and it foes look like Dac lol
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Crazy story.Comment -
I'd kill someone if they did that to my girlfriend.
FULLERTON, Calif. - A man was arrested Tuesday in California for ejaculating twice into a female co-worker’s water bottle.
Officers say that in January 2010, 31 year old Michael Kevin Lallana entered a female co-workers office at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, California and ejaculated into a water bottle that was on her desk. The semen-filled water bottle was left on the office desk. The female later returned and drank the contents of the water bottle. The victim reported feeling ill after drinking the water.
Police say that approximately three months later in April 2010, Lallana again ejaculated into a water bottle that the same female co-worker left on her desk. Again the victim returned to her office and drank from the semen-filled water bottle. This time, after feeling ill again, the victim sent it to a private lab to be tested.
In June 2010, the female was contacted by the private lab who confirmed that the water bottle contained semen. The victim reported the incidents to the Orange Police Department.
In early July, following further investigation by the police and the Orange County Crime Lab, the defendant was linked through DNA to the crimes. Lallana was arrested Tuesday outside of his home.
Lallana was charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.
If convicted, he faces a sentence ranging from a minimum of three months to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration.
In a disturbing story out of Maryland, a man was arrested in July for throwing semen on women who were shopping in a Michael’s Craft store and in a Giant super market.
In this case police believe the suspect, Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., used a spray bottle to spray the semen on the women’s backs!Comment
