Joke

**Extra Innings** · 07-27-10, 09:24 PM

**20Four7** · 07-27-10, 09:56 PM

maersksealand skip your BS and give me some beaver ball to fade..... geezes.....

**maersksealand** · 07-27-10, 10:51 PM

Originally posted by 20Four7

maersksealand skip your BS and give me some beaver ball to fade..... geezes.....

I have a winner for you... 4 August 2010 Zenit Petesburg - Unirea Urziceni. Take Zenit to win.

**tbaker67** · 07-27-10, 10:57 PM

Makes sense and we wonder why unemployment is so High.

**paco** · 07-28-10, 02:15 AM

Black president = Fail.

what u expect?

No racism here guys, just realism.

**blueghost** · 07-28-10, 06:26 AM

the truth and nothing but the truth[north america]

**cornerkick** · 07-28-10, 06:55 AM

**teaserpleaser** · 07-28-10, 06:56 AM

Originally posted by paco

Black president = Fail.

what u expect?

No racism here guys, just realism.

This just knocked paco down 2 levels in my book.

**blittydeuce** · 07-28-10, 07:36 AM

Nice post cougarbait!

**jjgold** · 07-28-10, 07:53 AM

How can you tell jokes when guys are trying to win back family money they lose on a daily basis.

Maeker baseball has been tough on all of us so no time to tell fukkin jokes.

**SRBI** · 07-28-10, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by maersksealand

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am. While his coffeepot(MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today.
After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer (made in MALAYSIA),John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA.
NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM THEPRESIDENT (MADE IN KENYA).

Love it...fuqqin spot on if you ask me...

By the way, pacman - the current economic downfall is not at all the fault of our 'Black president'. I'd say you got a bit of studying to do on that subject.

**bjrvictor** · 04-08-11, 05:13 AM

A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

**bjrvictor** · 04-09-11, 04:19 AM

Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

**OmgUrMom** · 04-09-11, 08:44 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

How can you tell jokes when guys are trying to win back family money they lose on a daily basis.

Maeker baseball has been tough on all of us so no time to tell fukkin jokes.

**bjrvictor** · 04-11-11, 05:00 AM

The First 3 Years of Marriage

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

**ttrace35** · 04-11-11, 07:24 AM

Originally posted by teaserpleaser

This just knocked paco down 2 levels in my book.

Yea. I dunno why he said that. Bush left shit so fukked up, I dont think anybody would be doing any better.

**RudyRuetigger** · 04-11-11, 07:26 AM

last line wasnt necessary, but i thought it was good

**bjrvictor** · 04-13-11, 05:42 AM

"Dad, I don't want to go to school today." said the boy.
"Why not, son?"

"Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day."

"But why don't you want to go today?"

"Because our English teacher died yesterday!"

**PoweRay** · 04-13-11, 05:54 AM

Good and clean, lol.

**bjrvictor** · 04-14-11, 03:38 AM

The work week

Always give 100% at work.......
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

**slatter** · 04-14-11, 07:50 AM

Hey OP, do you forward a lot of e-mails? Just wondering...

**bjrvictor** · 04-15-11, 01:57 AM

A guy was lost on the Mall by the Washington Monument. He stopped a policeman and asked, "What side is the State Dept. on?" The cop answered: "Ours, I hope."

**bjrvictor** · 04-16-11, 02:36 AM

A man went into a bar after work and ordered a beer. As he started drinking his beer, he heard a female voise saying seductively, 'You've got nice hair'. The man looked all around him but couldn't see where the voice came from. A minute later he heard the same voice saying, 'You are a handsome man.' The man was really puzzled by this so he asked the barman what was going on.
The barman replied, 'It's the nuts - they're complimentary.'

**caseyking2** · 04-16-11, 02:40 AM

Originally posted by bjrvictor

A man went into a bar after work and ordered a beer. As he started drinking his beer, he heard a female voise saying seductively, 'You've got nice hair'. The man looked all around him but couldn't see where the voice came from. A minute later he heard the same voice saying, 'You are a handsome man.' The man was really puzzled by this so he asked the barman what was going on. The barman replied, 'It's the nuts - they're complimentary.'

LOL pretty good

**DDalton21** · 04-16-11, 04:37 AM

Originally posted by tbaker67

Makes sense and we wonder why unemployment is so High.

**shaggy3000** · 04-16-11, 11:54 AM

Paco was just telling the truth. its been 3 years and nothing has gotten better. in fact i dont think he has done anything.

But Paco you really think someone like Trump is better? we need a real Business man in office to get anything accomplished.

**bjrvictor** · 04-18-11, 03:14 AM

sports

A little girl went to the Judge and asked to be taken away from her parents ...
Judge: "Little girl, don't you want to live with your Mommy?"
Little Girl: "No, my Mommy beats me."
Judge: "Little girl, don't you want to live with your Daddy?"
Little Girl: "No, my Daddy beats me too."
Judge: "Well little girl, who do you want to live with?"
Little Girl: "I want to live with the Cubs because they never beat anyone!"

**bjrvictor** · 04-18-11, 11:51 PM

A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty dollar bill and the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the cash register. The second bartender whispered to the first, "He's a bear, what does he know, shortchange him." The first bartender brings the bear $10 in change. A little while later the bartender starts talking to the bear and mentions, "We don't get many bears in this bar." The bear replies, "I'm not surprised, at $10 a beer I sure won't be back again....

**bjrvictor** · 04-20-11, 01:04 AM

Top Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over their brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait more than 2000 years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

**aldonasak** · 04-20-11, 01:09 AM

where have you found that joke?

**Marauders** · 04-20-11, 01:26 AM

Originally posted by bjrvictor

A little girl went to the Judge and asked to be taken away from her parents ...
Judge: "Little girl, don't you want to live with your Mommy?"
Little Girl: "No, my Mommy beats me."
Judge: "Little girl, don't you want to live with your Daddy?"
Little Girl: "No, my Daddy beats me too."
Judge: "Well little girl, who do you want to live with?"
Little Girl: "I want to live with the Cubs because they never beat anyone!"

Haha, never heard this one before. Good one!

**bjrvictor** · 04-21-11, 01:20 AM

A woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm. The local drunk saw this and asked, "Say there, whatcha doin' with that pig?" "That's not a pig, stupid!" she said coldly."That's a duck." "I know," replied the drunk. "I was talking to the duck."

**bjrvictor** · 04-23-11, 09:37 AM

A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a ****. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a ****. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my AMX."

**Palcsi** · 04-23-11, 09:50 AM

interessting thread

i have stopped reading it