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  • Pecos Bill
    SBR MVP
    • 05-27-09
    • 1958

    #1
    Do i look like a bitch, or a manly man.
    Im trying to look like a man so girls could see me as a responsible provider and want to marry me. I know it sounds gay but my dream is to get married someday.

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  • MendozaLine
    SBR MVP
    • 01-11-10
    • 4088

    #2
    there's a girl out there for you. Start hitting on girls that are 3 years younger than you.
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    • DrStale
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 12-07-08
      • 9692

      #3
      Clark Kent.

      So you're practically Superman.
      Originally posted by Dark Horse
      If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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      • Jimmy0607
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 04-09-09
        • 7785

        #4
        Why u try so hard
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        • Fishhead
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 08-11-05
          • 40179

          #5
          You're fine, just get rid of the ANHEISER-BUSCH headboard........you're not in college any longer.
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          • rfr3sh
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-07-09
            • 10229

            #6
            you need new flow and new glasses...
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            • ROFLcopter
              SBR MVP
              • 06-16-10
              • 4446

              #7
              how to look like a bad ass

              1. get contacts
              2. grow a unibrow
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              • Pecos Bill
                SBR MVP
                • 05-27-09
                • 1958

                #8
                Originally posted by MendozaLine
                there's a girl out there for you. Start hitting on girls that are 3 years younger than you.
                I always tell myself the same thing. That out of the billions of girls on this planet, there is one out there for me. But sometimes im not the most confident or outgoing person, so maybe i'll never run into her...but she is out there...looking for me the same way im looking for her. I find comfort in this thought.
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                • Ace_of_Spades
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 10-14-09
                  • 13518

                  #9
                  You might want to hit the gym, or just buy some dumbbells and tone your muscles. But one thing is for sure, you have to change those glasses. Try some rimless sophisticated glasses.
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                  • Fishhead
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 08-11-05
                    • 40179

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                    I always tell myself the same thing. That out of the billions of girls on this planet, there is one out there for me. But sometimes im not the most confident or outgoing person, so maybe i'll never run into her...but she is out there...looking for me the same way im looking for her. I find comfort in this thought.

                    Good attitude, seldom happens, but good attitude.
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                    • Kellen
                      SBR MVP
                      • 01-19-08
                      • 3484

                      #11
                      You need a new watch. A nice one. Not a rolex or anything that says I have too much money so I buy 7000 dollar watches. Something like a Tag Heuer, that says Im well off enough that I can afford to have a nice watch but Im not flashy enough or willing to spend the money on a rolex.

                      The leather band watch isnt doing it. Get something nice in stainless steel band and get some glasses without the black plastic trim. Tag also makes nice prescription glasses.

                      Those 2 things will work wonders for you. Also if Im not mistaken, that is an aeropostale shirt. Dont shop there unless you are 15. Go get you some Tommy Bahama shirts and wear them with nice jeans and nice shoes. Cole Haan makes some great looking casual shoes that would fit that image perfect.
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                      • Pecos Bill
                        SBR MVP
                        • 05-27-09
                        • 1958

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Jimmy0607
                        Why u try so hard
                        Its not as easy for me as it is for you. You have a beautiful girl, dont take that for granted....Some of us never had anybody.
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                        • Boscoe
                          SBR MVP
                          • 02-08-10
                          • 2811

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Ace_of_Spades
                          You might want to hit the gym, or just buy some dumbbells and tone your muscles. But one thing is for sure, you have to change those glasses. Try some rimless sophisticated glasses.
                          He shouldve ponied up for the versaces.
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                          • flyingillini
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 12-06-06
                            • 41217

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Kellen
                            You need a new watch. A nice one. Not a rolex or anything that says I have too much money so I buy 7000 dollar watches. Something like a Tag Heuer, that says Im well off enough that I can afford to have a nice watch but Im not flashy enough or willing to spend the money on a rolex.

                            The leather band watch isnt doing it. Get something nice in stainless steel band and get some glasses without the black plastic trim. Tag also makes nice prescription glasses.

                            Those 2 things will work wonders for you. Also if Im not mistaken, that is an aeropostale shirt. Dont shop there unless you are 15. Go get you some Tommy Bahama shirts and wear them with nice jeans and nice shoes. Cole Haan makes some great looking casual shoes that would fit that image perfect.
                            Nothing wrong with owning a Rolex. They are very nice watches and well worth the money. A nice silver Datejust.
                            המוסד‎
                            המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                            • tltaylor89
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-19-09
                              • 19610

                              #15
                              I think I got a flyer about you not being able to come 100 feet of anywhere children are.
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                              • sickler
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 06-05-08
                                • 15006

                                #16
                                You look like a geek, Billy. Get a real haircut.
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                                • THE PROFIT
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-27-09
                                  • 17701

                                  #17
                                  Thats not an AB design, fish, its some gay ass shit his mommy bought.

                                  You look like a fukstik!
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                                  • Kellen
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 01-19-08
                                    • 3484

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by flyingillini
                                    Nothing wrong with owning a Rolex. They are very nice watches and well worth the money. A nice silver Datejust.

                                    Absolutely nothing wrong with it. I own a submariner myself. Im just thinking this guy doesnt need the flashy look. He wouldnt look right in a rolex.
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                                    • excel
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 03-25-10
                                      • 4270

                                      #19
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                                      • Pecos Bill
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 05-27-09
                                        • 1958

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Kellen
                                        You need a new watch. A nice one. Not a rolex or anything that says I have too much money so I buy 7000 dollar watches. Something like a Tag Heuer, that says Im well off enough that I can afford to have a nice watch but Im not flashy enough or willing to spend the money on a rolex.

                                        The leather band watch isnt doing it. Get something nice in stainless steel band and get some glasses without the black plastic trim. Tag also makes nice prescription glasses.

                                        Those 2 things will work wonders for you. Also if Im not mistaken, that is an aeropostale shirt. Dont shop there unless you are 15. Go get you some Tommy Bahama shirts and wear them with nice jeans and nice shoes. Cole Haan makes some great looking casual shoes that would fit that image perfect.
                                        I hate these fvcking glasses, but my stupid mom made me get them cuz they were cheap. I wanted some designer ones. .......And the watch is a $20 Timex i got for my birthday....shows how much my family cares about me i guess.
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                                        • Tree Rollins
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-16-09
                                          • 3968

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Fishhead
                                          Good attitude, seldom happens, but good attitude.
                                          Yeah, if you're like this guy you'll never meet a girl. You can't spend your life sleeping in dumpsters and eating trash and still get a women. No matter how good your attitude is.
                                          Last edited by Tree Rollins; 07-19-10, 10:30 PM.
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                                          • Kellen
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 01-19-08
                                            • 3484

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                                            I hate these fvcking glasses, but my stupid mom made me get them cuz they were cheap. I wanted some designer ones. .......And the watch is a $20 Timex i got for my birthday....shows how much my family cares about me i guess.

                                            you gotta get that shit own your own pal otherwise it doesnt mean anything. What kind of job you got?
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                                            • Fishhead
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 08-11-05
                                              • 40179

                                              #23
                                              SHAVE your head

                                              Put a Nevada Sports schedule in your back pocket

                                              Floss







                                              These three things worked wonders for me in terms of attracting women(being serious here, even though this sounds like a joke).
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                                              • Kellen
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 01-19-08
                                                • 3484

                                                #24
                                                Tree Rollins, where you from pal?
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                                                • BadNina
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-27-07
                                                  • 10491

                                                  #25
                                                  There is no way to say this without sounding mean. You look like a serial killer. You need to smile. And yeah, a new hairdo. Poufy is not the look for you. Lighten up some. You can do it.
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                                                  • Pecos Bill
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 05-27-09
                                                    • 1958

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Kellen
                                                    you gotta get that shit own your own pal otherwise it doesnt mean anything. What kind of job you got?
                                                    I dont have any money, im a student. Should graduate in May though.
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                                                    • Tree Rollins
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 12-16-09
                                                      • 3968

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Kellen
                                                      Tree Rollins, where you from pal?
                                                      I can't imagine why where I'm from would have any relevance to this conversation. Seriously, why do you care where I'm from?
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                                                      • bobbyfk
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 01-19-09
                                                        • 15218

                                                        #28
                                                        lets ask Rouge Scholor what the thinks
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                                                        • Kellen
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 01-19-08
                                                          • 3484

                                                          #29
                                                          Thought maybe Clemson with the Tree Rollins sn and pic.
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                                                          • DrStale
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 12-07-08
                                                            • 9692

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Pecos Bill

                                                            I hate these fvcking glasses, but my stupid mom made me get them cuz they were cheap. I wanted some designer ones. .......And the watch is a $20 Timex i got for my birthday....shows how much my family cares about me i guess.
                                                            You've been unemployed for how long Pecos? And you complain about mommy and daddy not being you the expensive shit? A change in this mentality is more important than a change in your looks.
                                                            Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                                            If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                                                            • Pecos Bill
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 05-27-09
                                                              • 1958

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by BadNina
                                                              There is no way to say this without sounding mean. You look like a serial killer. You need to smile. And yeah, a new hairdo. Poufy is not the look for you. Lighten up some. You can do it.
                                                              What am i going to smile about?...the fact tht im not wanted by anything or anyone?..that people treat me like shit?..that they take what they want from me and go...."sorry i got to go"..."sorry i gotta meet someone"...thats what it all boils down to....that people are leaving and never coming back. No one wants me in their life...i am not needed.
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                                                              • Tree Rollins
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 12-16-09
                                                                • 3968

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Kellen
                                                                Thought maybe Clemson with the Tree Rollins sn and pic.
                                                                Oh, my bad. I thought you were trying to stick up for that shithead. He tried to rip me off earlier so I'm hostile.

                                                                No, I'm not from there. I'm outside of DC.
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                                                                • wtf
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 08-22-08
                                                                  • 12983

                                                                  #33
                                                                  pb trolling for cock again

                                                                  pitiful
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                                                                  • Manaconda
                                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                                    • 03-22-10
                                                                    • 818

                                                                    #34
                                                                    new haircut and get rid of the birth control glasses
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                                                                    • Holtgetsback
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 01-04-10
                                                                      • 4655

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I think you look fine except for the scars on your face.
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