Lindsey Lohan is going to jail

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  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81463

    #1
    Lindsey Lohan is going to jail
    I am sure as you are all well aware by now, Lindsay Lohan is going to the pokie for 90 days.

    Actress Lindsay Lohan was ordered Tuesday to serve 90 days in jail for missing alcohol counseling sessions in violation of her probation.


    Now as you all know, she is a celebrity so she will probably be out in 15-25 days. But still, it will be very hard for her.

    This here thread is for you guys to give your condolences and well wishes to her. I will personally pass them all on to Lindsay.

    And remember, like your Mama should have told ya once or twice, if you aint got nothing good to say, dont say nothing at all.

    Stay strong, Lindsay. We're all pulling for you to make it through this.
  • mrmarket
    SBR MVP
    • 01-26-10
    • 4953

    #2
    Maybe she'll detox in there.
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    • DiggityDaggityDo
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-30-08
      • 81463

      #3
      Originally posted by mrmarket
      Maybe she'll detox in there.
      Hopefully
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      • big joe 1212
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-01-08
        • 19380

        #4
        i hope she gets prison raped by the guards!
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        • poker_dummy101
          Restricted User
          • 11-03-08
          • 6395

          #5
          with the budget in cali, for a crime like this, it is normal for women to serve 25% of the sentence, so yes 15 days is right, but not because shes a celeb.

          bc shes a celeb she doesnt have to deal with gen. pop. criminals
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          • Mr. Peepers
            SBR MVP
            • 09-22-09
            • 1425

            #6
            It was all down hill after the parent trap movie
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            • flyingillini
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 12-06-06
              • 41222

              #7
              She will be getting her daily dose of Subutex while she is in Jail. I do know this for a fact.
              המוסד‎
              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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              • DiggityDaggityDo
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-30-08
                • 81463

                #8
                Originally posted by poker_dummy101
                with the budget in cali, for a crime like this, it is normal for women to serve 25% of the sentence, so yes 15 days is right, but not because shes a celeb.

                bc shes a celeb she doesnt have to deal with gen. pop. criminals
                Thats good. Thank god for that. not being in gen pop will be much easier on her.
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                • Mikail
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 07-19-09
                  • 21689

                  #9
                  she will do 20 days tops.
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                  • mrmarket
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-26-10
                    • 4953

                    #10
                    Well at least her career is looking up. TMZ just released that she has been offered a leading lady role when she gets out. Script is still being developed but Elijah Wood will co-star. Working title is adventures with a broom handle.

                    Source: http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/06/breaking-jail-lindsay-lohan-offered-leading-roll/.
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                    • LordVodka
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-17-09
                      • 5206

                      #11
                      It'll be about the first broom handle to contract HIV.
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                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-30-08
                        • 81463

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mrmarket
                        Well at least her career is looking up. TMZ just released that she has been offered a leading lady role when she gets out. Script is still being developed but Elijah Wood will co-star. Working title is adventures with a broom handle.

                        Source: http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/06/breaking-jail-lindsay-lohan-offered-leading-roll/.
                        not funny
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                        • sickler
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-05-08
                          • 15006

                          #13
                          Trash Lindsay all you want, but she sure does give great cleavage...

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                          • mrmarket
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-26-10
                            • 4953

                            #14
                            Have to agree with you there sickler. She is just succulent.

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                            • TexansFan
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-06-06
                              • 3367

                              #15
                              The hell with that skanky ho. That bitch isn't a celebrity, just a spoiled piece of shit raised by two screwed up parents.
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                              • MJT1212
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 02-16-09
                                • 5124

                                #16
                                **** her.
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                                • The Seer
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-29-07
                                  • 10641

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by mrmarket
                                  Have to agree with you there sickler. She is just succulent.
                                  quick somebody give that bitch a sandwich
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                                  • Andy117
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-07-10
                                    • 9511

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mrmarket
                                    Have to agree with you there sickler. She is just succulent.

                                    Is that photoshop? Nasty.
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                                    • TexansFan
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-06-06
                                      • 3367

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by The Seer
                                      quick somebody give that bitch a sandwich
                                      Throw in a bag to cover up that face as well.
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                                      • masr
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 10-20-07
                                        • 4770

                                        #20
                                        serves her right she walked around like her shit didnt stink...she made 1 or 2 disney movies for christ sakes
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                                        • big joe 1212
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 06-01-08
                                          • 19380

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by masr
                                          serves her right she walked around like her shit didnt stink...she made 1 or 2 disney movies for christ sakes

                                          what was that movie where she was playing with herself on a boat? saw it, but don't remember anything but that scene.
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                                          • QuantumLeap
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-22-08
                                            • 6898

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by flyingillini
                                            She will be getting her daily dose of Subutex while she is in Jail. I do know this for a fact.
                                            Was just curious:

                                            Buprenorphine (Subutex) and buprenorphine and naloxone (Suboxone) are used to treat opioid dependence (addiction to opioid drugs, including heroin and narcotic painkillers). Buprenorphine is in a class of medications called opioid partial agonist-antagonists, and naloxone is in a class of medications called opioid antagonists. Buprenorphine alone and the combination of buprenorphine and naloxone prevent withdrawal symptoms when someone stops taking opioid drugs by producing similar effects to these drugs.
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                                            • wtf
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 08-22-08
                                              • 12983

                                              #23
                                              why would you defend her? she acts like a diva above reproach and untouchable by authority

                                              in the sick world we live in her career will probably rebound post jail
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                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 11-30-08
                                                • 81463

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by wtf
                                                why would you defend her? she acts like a diva above reproach and untouchable by authority

                                                in the sick world we live in her career will probably rebound post jail
                                                Everybody makes mistakes. It's time to forgive her and wish her the best.
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                                                • shari91
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 02-23-10
                                                  • 32661

                                                  #25
                                                  Diggity, while it's sweet you are supporting Lindsay so much, I have to say you may be better off focusing on someone actually worthy of your encouragement. I've been in two meetings with this person - in one of them my boss and I ended up walking out because not only was she a major bitch to one of our assistants but she was so messed up she couldn't read the lines in front of her. In the other meeting, she stank like week old body odor to the point where the rest of us were gagging uncontrollably. And we were in a very large conference room.

                                                  Much better women out there for you to care about other than this one. At least at this point.
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                                                  • Tommy_de1st
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 02-23-10
                                                    • 8397

                                                    #26
                                                    Diggi
                                                    There are so many sick children around the world to worry about. This is really big problem when you compare it to stupid, spoiled actress.
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                                                    • wtf
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 08-22-08
                                                      • 12983

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                      Everybody makes mistakes. It's time to forgive her and wish her the best.
                                                      did you read the judges verdict??????????

                                                      she made about 500 mistakes in ONE FUKIN MONTH

                                                      come on
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                                                      • dollarbill
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 03-22-09
                                                        • 1293

                                                        #28
                                                        Judges order before yesterday, Attend meetings once a week.......... Period

                                                        Lindsay thought with her busy schedule, (cough/cough) she would go twice one week and that would make up for missing the meeting the next week?

                                                        Did Vick ever do his community service? If so where???????

                                                        Money talks everyone else walks........
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                                                        • Miley Cyrus
                                                          SBR Hustler
                                                          • 06-21-10
                                                          • 72

                                                          #29
                                                          She was so hot in Mean Girls.
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                                                          • stikymess
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 05-19-10
                                                            • 3288

                                                            #30
                                                            Maybe it will wake her ass up? I loved how she was smiling and waving then the judge dropped the bomb and the tears came. Classic.
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                                                            • BarkingToad
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 08-31-08
                                                              • 5914

                                                              #31
                                                              She is total scum. A normal person would be facing much more jail time with the crap she did. How's her milkaholic lawsuit with e-trade coming along? I say free Plaxico Burress and have Lohan complete the rest of HIS sentence, that would be fair.
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                                                              • Grind House
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 01-01-10
                                                                • 1405

                                                                #32
                                                                Who gives a fuk!
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                                                                • katstale
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 02-07-07
                                                                  • 3924

                                                                  #33
                                                                  This is obviously not punishment for her. It is like an opportunity for her to enrich her dating environment. Create new connections and networking possibilities.
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                                                                  • Brock Landers
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 06-30-08
                                                                    • 45367

                                                                    #34
                                                                    what would broads to to her in general population...are there "bad bitches" or something in prison? LOL
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                                                                    • thezbar
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 08-29-06
                                                                      • 6438

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Grind House
                                                                      Who gives a fuk!
                                                                      That's my feelings. She fought the law and the law won.
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