How many days do you feel like killing yourself?

[Full Time Hobo]

I thought this is Daimo?

[Ricki Roma]

As gamblers we only feel like killing ourselves in the morning

[boeing power]

For myself I would say at least 3 days a week. My life sucks and I am stuck in a pretty deep depressing funk right now making it worse by inhaling Oxycontins. Don't ask me how I still have a good job or my girlfriend. Didn't even shave this morning after waking up in a cold sweat; had some crazy dreams last night.

Feel like sleeping most days.

I know in the back of my mind I hope I take too many Oxys and nod off to some Beethoven; hopefully that will be my last moment
F this world I am ready to leave for good

Wow

[Vegas39]

Wow

are you shocked he is a loser

[BatemanPatrickl]

Great bump. Gentlemen let this be a lesson to you all. Stay clear of drugs and alcohol. Live a clean life. Love your friends and family. Ignore the haters and truly miserable people. If you are going to work in information technology, don't become a useless hardware grunt. God bless.

[onemoregoal]

with him i would always assume the worst, hes still breathing

[boeing power]

[boeing power]

Great bump. Gentlemen let this be a lesson to you all. Stay clear of drugs and alcohol. Live a clean life. Love your friends and family. Ignore the haters and truly miserable people. If you are going to work in information technology, don't become a useless hardware grunt. God bless.

You never learned any lessons.

You're the same person.

[bigtymer56]

never really think about it, does not do any good or solve problems

I get bored at times and a little lonely though

Hard when you have a 2.5 Pecker, overweight and bald as a fukkin eagle

Patrick your not in bad shape if you look at me


Patrick I try not even to look at my rooster when erect because it make same sick and rarely touch it anymore other than in the shower.

Patrick never put ice cubes on your rooster after taking Viagra because it does nerve damage where as it does not go up as much

I took the viagra and my rooster did not go down for 1 day and some jerkoff told me to freeze the rooster with ice cubes and it would go down igniting the nerves, it worked but had trouble ever since.

Starting to see y dudes loved jj...seems like every thread that gets bumped from 3-4 years ago has a hilarious post like this from him

[MoneyLineDawg]

Starting to see y dudes loved jj...seems like every thread that gets bumped from 3-4 years ago has a hilarious post like this from him

jj way past his prime now as a poster but still a good guy and legend.....sad really

[boeing power]

You're fukked. Half the time you are ripping on other posters and challenging them to point contests and shit, and the other half of the time you are bitching and moaning about how bad your life is (which conveniently mentioning you have a job and relationship). You're the worst kind of attention whore drama queen on SBR.

I'll tell you what you should do. Stop coming on SBR. Problem solved. Fukking loser.

....

[BatemanPatrickl]

Like I said fellas steer clear of drugs and alcohol and may the odds be ever in your favor.

[existential]

Bateman I am at the same place that you are and have always hated life even though it has been extremely good and sucessful. January 13, 2013 is date selected by me to end it all.

why did you lie about this? you're still alive and posted today

[MoneyLineDawg]

why did you lie about this? you're still alive and posted today

You seem upset that he didn't follow thru

[existential]

he made it a point to sound very confident and happy about his decision so to lack the follow through is quite disappointing, yes

[Mac Roibeaird]

What are you waiting for??????












Kill yourself already god damn it!!!!!





Like asap muthafukka you wont be missed i promise.

That's a bit harsh, no?

[Russian Rocket]

That's a bit harsh, no?

Yes

[teaserpleaser]

if you ever feel like killing yourself smoke some weed that thought will be gone...

[boeing power]

Unreal,

how can this guy show his face?

[TonyTall]

[BatemanPatrickl]

Old news King Kolzig. Shall I bump the threads you stated you were living with your parents at the age of 33? You get one warning shot you schitzo freak. After that I run you off SBR.

[RiverBoatGambler]

Get that agent orange looking fuk!!!!

[Plaza23]

why did you lie about this? you're still alive and posted today

This is the funniest post i have read this week. I know, i'm sick that I laughed. But I did.

[Russian Rocket]

Yeah i agree i know someone that shot them selves in the head and lived .now he is 100 times more pissed and looks like crap.

Hope i never run into that guy.

[RubberKettle]

This thread is heavy

[Russian Rocket]

For myself I would say at least 3 days a week. My life sucks and I am stuck in a pretty deep depressing funk right now making it worse by inhaling Oxycontins. Don't ask me how I still have a good job or my girlfriend. Didn't even shave this morning after waking up in a cold sweat; had some crazy dreams last night.

Feel like sleeping most days.

I know in the back of my mind I hope I take too many Oxys and nod off to some Beethoven; hopefully that will be my last moment
F this world I am ready to leave for good

what a pathetic loser BateShit do us all a favor and off yourself

[BatemanPatrickl]

Keep bumping this you inbred communist pig with 30% body fat. Not one person cares.

[Russian Rocket]

Keep bumping this you inbred communist pig with 30% body fat. Not one person cares.

apparently you do

"I took Java classes and I'm a programmer"

what a dubmfukk

btw my body fat is at solid 15%...where you at? I bet you push over 40 if not more. Hey did you ever go and read Heritage rules about their cashback, like I told you so?

jeeez... how can someone be so fukking pathetic, little Patrick?

[BatemanPatrickl]

Dah dah. I amz de Russian Rocket and my body fiat is at a sol-id 15%. I am a communist pig who tells lies about myself to make me feel better. Eyez make up a fake Heritage account with a fake balance. Dah Dah. So ashamed of mother Russia I hide in America with Russian hookers. I have man and a 98 Lexus. DAH DAH.

[Russian Rocket]

Dah dah. I amz de Russian Rocket and my body fiat is at a sol-id 15%. I am a communist pig who tells lies about myself to make me feel better. Eyez make up a fake Heritage account with a fake balance. Dah Dah. So ashamed of mother Russia I hide in America with Russian hookers. I have man and a 98 Lexus. DAH DAH.

is that it? that's all you got?

ohh shit!!! you're killing me with your creativity, lil' Patty

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Don't hate.

Total sleeper.

[Russian Rocket]

Don't hate.

Total sleeper.

that looks like a 2000 or 2001 model, Mo ...solid choice

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

that looks like a 2000 or 2001 model, Mo ...solid choice

Most 90's lexus sedans are fairly similar. The engines offered in them are the same.

Though the best engine offered was the 2MZ which I believe was only available in Japan.

Great car either way.

[Russian Rocket]

Most 90's lexus sedans are fairly similar. The engines offered in them are the same.

Though the best engine offered was the 2MZ which I believe was only available in Japan.

Great car either way.

where do you reside, Mo...US?

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Toronto, Canada. The rustbelt. Your car won't make it out alive.

We in Canada have more relaxed laws when it comes to importing vehicles than in the states. 15 vs 25 years.

As a result we have a decent variety of interesting Japanese and British domestic market imports.

You ever been to Canada, Rocky?