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  • betplom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-20-06
    • 13444

    #1
    My hands smell real nice!
    Bought some new soap and washed up with it earlier, didn't give it much thought until just a few minutes ago when I had to scratch my cheek 'cause it was itchy and caught a whiff of my sweet smelling mitts.

    Nice.


    Plommer likes the smell of his own hands after washing them.
  • sickler
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-05-08
    • 15006

    #2
    Nice. Congrats.

    Whatever you do, don't use Axe Snake Peel soap. Your body will smell like dirty socks.
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    • BatemanPatrickl
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 06-21-07
      • 18772

      #3
      God damn Plommer it is GREAT to have you back. Keep up the solid work sir.
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      • flyingillini
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-06-06
        • 41219

        #4
        Have you ever stuck your finger in your bellybutton and smelled it after you let a little load dry in it for a few days? Now that is a smell!
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        • betplom
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-20-06
          • 13444

          #5
          Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
          God damn Plommer it is GREAT to have you back. Keep up the solid work sir.
          Can you believe that silly cunt SBR_John set the over/under of me sticking around at one week?

          Laughable.

          Bateman, what do your hands smell like? Or do we not wanna go there?
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          • betplom
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-20-06
            • 13444

            #6
            Originally posted by flyingillini
            Have you ever stuck your finger in your bellybutton and smelled it after you let a little load dry in it for a few days? Now that is a smell!
            Illiniglatt, how do you come up with this stuff?
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            • BatemanPatrickl
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 06-21-07
              • 18772

              #7
              Plommer I have some OCD going on so my hands always smell like Purell Hand Sanitizer.

              If I just got done spindling a guy they smell like Oprah's vagina.
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              • tltaylor89
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-19-09
                • 19610

                #8
                Originally posted by flyingillini
                Have you ever stuck your finger in your bellybutton and smelled it after you let a little load dry in it for a few days? Now that is a smell!
                You need to check yourself into that group home you run.
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                • betplom
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 09-20-06
                  • 13444

                  #9
                  Originally posted by sickler
                  Nice. Congrats.

                  Whatever you do, don't use Axe Snake Peel soap. Your body will smell like dirty socks.
                  Hawk, please pay fukking attention, only my hands smell real nice, my body already smells like dirty socks.
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                  • BatemanPatrickl
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 06-21-07
                    • 18772

                    #10
                    Originally posted by tltaylor89
                    You need to check yourself into that group home you run.
                    You need to see a shrink not The Shrink about your compulsive lying. How is the relocation for your new job going? You seem to be on SBR a lot
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                    • sickler
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 06-05-08
                      • 15006

                      #11
                      Originally posted by betplom
                      Hawk, please pay fukking attention, only my hands smell real nice, my body already smells like dirty socks.

                      You keep calling me Hawk. Having flashbacks here.

                      Hands are part of body until someone hacks them off.
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                      • betplom
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-20-06
                        • 13444

                        #12
                        Originally posted by sickler
                        You keep calling me Hawk. Having flashbacks here.

                        Hands are part of body until someone hacks them off.
                        You chose that name, not me.
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                        • sickler
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-05-08
                          • 15006

                          #13
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                          • betplom
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-20-06
                            • 13444

                            #14
                            my hands dont smell so good today.
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                            • flyingillini
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 12-06-06
                              • 41219

                              #15
                              Plommy, smell your hands after they were up inside a hyna from the track that had been turned out 10 times in one night.. then tell me what it smells like... Plommy, I ate out a track hoe, I am disgusted in myself.
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                              • tony_come
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-31-10
                                • 21695

                                #16
                                I pick my ass

                                for some odd reason

                                I like the smell of my fingers
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                                • TheMoneyShot
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 02-14-07
                                  • 28672

                                  #17
                                  I thought for sure when I opened this thread... the OP was admitting he just fingered a chick... LOL Possibly palmed her LOL
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