That's It!!!! I have no choice but to switch to AT&T!!!

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    That's It!!!! I have no choice but to switch to AT&T!!!
    or AT&A........


    no doubt these are picture perfect:







    ps, I ran this post by an sbr moderator (and I shall not name the tiny-kahked fellow), and he agreed the photo is not objectionable, but rather is purely ART, if not a masterpiece from God himself)......
  • ChuckyTheGoat
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 04-04-11
    • 37095

    #2
    Nice. Funny thing is...that is surely a fake.

    Her real cannons have to be much fuller and better than that. I really think we'll get to find out in Playboy in no more than 12 months.
    Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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    • Mac4Lyfe
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 01-04-09
      • 48366

      #3
      Her are much bigger than that.

      She's making too much money in commercials to ruin it on Playboy. Maybe 20 years from now but not now.

      Remember Carrot Top? He used to be an ATT spokesperson. He was making $20 million a year on that shit.
      Last edited by Mac4Lyfe; 05-10-21, 03:57 PM.
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      • slayer14
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-12-13
        • 22010

        #4
        Everyone here would release on her
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        • stevenash
          Moderator
          • 01-17-11
          • 65365

          #5
          Originally posted by slayer14
          Everyone here would release on her
          Twice.
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          • Snowball
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 11-15-09
            • 30047

            #6
            whoa Donk

            taking it to a new level

            Chloe Vevrier and Lindsey Dawn MacKenzie time.
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #7
              Originally posted by Snowball
              whoa Donk

              taking it to a new level

              Chloe Vevrier and Lindsey Dawn MacKenzie time.
              nah, years ago I posted that "helluva shit storm coming" meme showing a full puckered asshole filling the horizon sky above a mountain range, and it sailed by the mods like two ships passing in the night........

              then again, back then I was postin photos of babes in my bed sixty-nining, takin' it up the ass, and everything else without nary a concern from smart-minded SBR Management..... those threads still exist, photos and all, for those who know how to find them.....

              it was some time after that flurry of xxx-rated DonkLand photos that JJ issued this thread and brought all the xxx fun to an end.........:







              which, of course, led to these soon thereafter:











              but, again, those ta tas above do not appeal soley to the prurient interest; they are artwork from Heaven........
              Last edited by Auto Donk; 05-10-21, 05:12 PM.
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              • VeggieDog
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 02-21-09
                • 7214

                #8
                Toyota Jan is looking pretty good, too. She lost her baby weight and is slim and trim again. Too bad Flo isn't doable.
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  Originally posted by VeggieDog
                  Toyota Jan is looking pretty good, too. She lost her baby weight and is slim and trim again. Too bad Flo isn't doable.
                  Flo is doable Monday through Thursday, only at 2:05 a.m. -- 3:55 a.m. on each of those days, and only if your bac is .16 or greater (at least two times the general legal limit on most all states these days)..........


                  on the other point from just above, with JJ sending out confusing, conflicting messages, who knew/knows what the actual limitations on posting in the saloon, where the description is "where anything goes" or something like that......:


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                  • big joe 1212
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 06-01-08
                    • 19380

                    #10
                    Originally posted by slayer14
                    Everyone here would release on her
                    I’d release in my pants because I couldn’t whip it out in time for her face
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #11
                      Originally posted by big joe 1212
                      I’d release in my pants because I couldn’t whip it out in time for her face
                      awesome!

                      reminds me of when my cousin and I hit the Gold Cup (before it closed down, obviously) for lunch, and some fine stripper took him into the vip room, and was grinding her ass on his crank through his pants (sitting on him, facing away, in classic reverse cowgirl sitting postion), and the mere view of her ass had him poppin' off in his pants........

                      I told him, "Jesus Christ, fukstick, you've now gone full circle to back when you were in eighth fukkin' grade, shooting off in your fukkin' pants before she can even get it out!!!"
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                      • pologq
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 10-07-12
                        • 19899

                        #12
                        Originally posted by slayer14
                        Everyone here would release on her
                        all day every day
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                        • pologq
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 10-07-12
                          • 19899

                          #13
                          Originally posted by VeggieDog
                          Toyota Jan is looking pretty good, too. She lost her baby weight and is slim and trim again. Too bad Flo isn't doable.
                          she is showing how she grips the shifter
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                          • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 10-08-10
                            • 8944

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Auto Donk
                            or AT&A........


                            no doubt these are picture perfect:







                            ps, I ran this post by an sbr moderator (and I shall not name the tiny-kahked fellow), and he agreed the photo is not objectionable, but rather is purely ART, if not a masterpiece from God himself)......
                            Fake photoshop - I’m sure the real thing is softer, more supple, natural, & beautiful…..

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                            • ChuckyTheGoat
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 04-04-11
                              • 37095

                              #15
                              What an awesome rack. A young Katy Perry was awesome. Think AT&T girl is even fuller.
                              Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                              • MrMiami
                                SBR MVP
                                • 10-24-09
                                • 2150

                                #16
                                Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy
                                Fake photoshop - I’m sure the real thing is softer, more supple, natural, & beautiful…..

                                The music in that video cracks me up. Reminds me of what an intro song to a 70’s porn would be like.
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                                • ChuckyTheGoat
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 04-04-11
                                  • 37095

                                  #17
                                  This girl might rate on the: TV Natural Juggs HOF. Think about it.

                                  She's on the short list. I think she rates in the same group as Loni Anderson and
                                  Laura San Giacomo.

                                  Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                                  • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 10-08-10
                                    • 8944

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat
                                    This girl might rate on the: TV Natural Juggs HOF. Think about it.

                                    She's on the short list. I think she rates in the same group as Loni Anderson and
                                    Laura San Giacomo.
                                    WOW!
                                    What a couple of pulls!!!!!
                                    Both T!T HOF’ers for sure!
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                                    • KVB
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 05-29-14
                                      • 74817

                                      #19
                                      Holy sheet Donk, this is crazy!

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