1. 04-01-21 12:38 PM #71
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    Manny above average women in shape in their 30's is a go! You know this man.
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  2. 04-01-21 06:35 PM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    she wanted to tongue your balloon knot while jacking you off as you watched sportscenter. you blew it.
    No, sad to say, I did not blow it. That's pass tense isn't it?
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  3. 04-01-21 06:38 PM #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mac4Lyfe View Post
    Abe - most hookers do not shop at Lowes at night.

    She was definitely for real. A lot of lonely women during this pandemic. They are dying to talk to someone. Never, ever let them get out the door. You have to make the move before she got the cash register. The best line is any line. Just make up shit. "Oh, you're buying wallpaper. Can I call you to get some tips on putting up wallpaper". No? Then can I call you to take you to lunch?" After 2 no's... Next. move on. Who gives a shit if she says no. I don't care about the no's, I just care about the yeses. ABC - Always be closing and the longer you wait to ask, the worst it gets. Women hate guys that are not decisive.
    Man, with your experience, if Gonzaga wins, I will fly you out here and we'll walk the strip together.
    I can't tell a hooker from a bitch in heat?
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  4. 04-01-21 10:59 PM #74
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    A little to much BBC in the face
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