1. 07-29-19 11:08 PM #1
    Yulia74
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    is it normal to tie your penis to your thight while you run or jog?

    If i don't tie it it flops uncontrollably
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  2. 07-30-19 12:13 AM #2
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  3. 07-30-19 12:37 AM #3
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    LOL we tricked a freshman into duct tape his wiener for track meet. Told him everyone does it...wrap it a couple times around.

    Kid got scarred

    We got suspended

    Still funniest shit I ever did
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  4. 07-30-19 12:37 AM #4
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    Yulia how big is your dikk????
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  5. 07-30-19 12:39 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Yulia how big is your dikk????
    think the opposite of this:


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  6. 07-30-19 04:16 AM #6
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    how big is the girth?

    I personally like to let mine flop around, my nuts get sweaty easy so I wear boxers so they can breathe better
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  7. 08-29-19 12:30 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    wow
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  8. 08-29-19 09:12 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yulia74 View Post
    If i don't tie it it flops uncontrollably

    lol busted. Nice try lady.

    Stop pretending to be a man. Tie penis to thight..lol GTFO.
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  9. 08-29-19 09:31 PM #9
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    I have a dong thing

    Has a ring that I put my rooster in, then I pull a string on the back and it pulls my dick back between my legs

    Then I’m ready for a run and the night
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  10. 08-29-19 09:32 PM #10
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    I use a cable
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  11. 08-29-19 10:32 PM #11
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    Poster Ronald is probably the most experienced runner here.

    Send him a picture of your rooster and he will let you know.
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  12. 08-29-19 10:33 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    I use a cable
    order this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07QM7S9M1...lig_dp_it&th=1

    and write a product review here
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  13. 11-06-19 11:12 AM #13
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    great, another day where i have to carry around this absolutely gigantic penis in my pants

    tired
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  14. 11-08-19 03:39 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yulia74 View Post
    great, another day where i have to carry around this absolutely gigantic penis in my pants

    tired

    Stop jerking off to gay porn dude
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  15. 11-08-19 11:14 AM #15
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    I usually make a wrap of duct tape around my thigh, then another one on my calf with a little slack bunched up in between
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  16. 11-08-19 11:33 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    I have a dong thing

    Has a ring that I put my rooster in, then I pull a string on the back and it pulls my dick back between my legs

    Then I’m ready for a run and the night

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  17. 11-08-19 11:57 AM #17
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    add another to thelist
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  18. 11-08-19 12:00 PM #18
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    what exactly is the list called, "sbr metrosexual dumbass kahkmasters and euro-whores"?
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  19. 11-08-19 12:25 PM #19
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    Saxx brand jocks are what you need.
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  20. 11-08-19 01:27 PM #20
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    i use a wheelbarrow for my balls during marathons...
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