is it normal to tie your penis to your thight while you run or jog?

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  • Yulia74
    SBR MVP
    • 08-28-18
    • 1907

    #1
    is it normal to tie your penis to your thight while you run or jog?
    If i don't tie it it flops uncontrollably
  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
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    • MinnesotaFats
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 12-18-10
      • 14758

      #3
      LOL we tricked a freshman into duct tape his wiener for track meet. Told him everyone does it...wrap it a couple times around.

      Kid got scarred

      We got suspended

      Still funniest shit I ever did
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      • gauchojake
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 09-17-10
        • 34116

        #4
        Yulia how big is your dikk????
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          Originally posted by gauchojake
          Yulia how big is your dikk????
          think the opposite of this:


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          • Big Bear
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-01-11
            • 43253

            #6
            how big is the girth?

            I personally like to let mine flop around, my nuts get sweaty easy so I wear boxers so they can breathe better
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            • Big Bear
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 11-01-11
              • 43253

              #7
              Originally posted by Auto Donk
              wow
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              • Thrilla
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-10-15
                • 13809

                #8
                Originally posted by Yulia74
                If i don't tie it it flops uncontrollably

                lol busted. Nice try lady.

                Stop pretending to be a man. Tie penis to thight..lol GTFO.
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                • The Kraken
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 12-25-11
                  • 28918

                  #9
                  I have a dong thing

                  Has a ring that I put my rooster in, then I pull a string on the back and it pulls my dick back between my legs

                  Then I’m ready for a run and the night
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                  • Bostongambler
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 02-01-08
                    • 35581

                    #10
                    I use a cable
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                    • MickeyMan
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 10-20-09
                      • 5091

                      #11
                      Poster Ronald is probably the most experienced runner here.

                      Send him a picture of your rooster and he will let you know.
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                      • Yulia74
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-28-18
                        • 1907

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Bostongambler
                        I use a cable
                        order this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07QM7S9M1...lig_dp_it&th=1

                        and write a product review here
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                        • Yulia74
                          SBR MVP
                          • 08-28-18
                          • 1907

                          #13
                          great, another day where i have to carry around this absolutely gigantic penis in my pants

                          tired
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                          • dannydiceman
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 09-30-19
                            • 375

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Yulia74
                            great, another day where i have to carry around this absolutely gigantic penis in my pants

                            tired

                            Stop jerking off to gay porn dude
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                            • Slurry Pumper
                              SBR MVP
                              • 06-18-18
                              • 2811

                              #15
                              I usually make a wrap of duct tape around my thigh, then another one on my calf with a little slack bunched up in between
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #16
                                Originally posted by The Kraken
                                I have a dong thing

                                Has a ring that I put my rooster in, then I pull a string on the back and it pulls my dick back between my legs

                                Then I’m ready for a run and the night

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                                • konck
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-17-06
                                  • 12554

                                  #17
                                  add another to thelist
                                  Giant
                                  Big Bear
                                  seaweed
                                  Yulia
                                  most likely the same employee...if not they at least sleep together
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                                  • Auto Donk
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43558

                                    #18
                                    what exactly is the list called, "sbr metrosexual dumbass kahkmasters and euro-whores"?
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                                    • Optional
                                      Administrator
                                      • 06-10-10
                                      • 61703

                                      #19
                                      Saxx brand jocks are what you need.
                                      .
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #20
                                        i use a wheelbarrow for my balls during marathons...
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