1. 08-21-18 12:29 PM #1
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    Post Malone in trouble.... jet gonna crash.....

    poor f'er ain't "livin' like a rock star" right now.... his cheap ass charter company out of teeterborough lost two wheels on take off and is now hovering around nyc burning off fuel before crash-landing later today.....


    probably killed his buzz...... may kill him if things go badly.....
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  2. 08-21-18 01:33 PM #2
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    he should of been like 21 savage right now in the hills banging superstars feeling like a rockstar
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  3. 08-21-18 01:34 PM #3
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    my wife shoulda been sayin' he lookin' like a hoe stack
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  4. 08-21-18 02:19 PM #4
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    anyone heard if he's come down yet?

    from the sky (not the molly and blo).....
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  5. 08-21-18 02:34 PM #5
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    Dows the plane have parachutes?
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  6. 08-21-18 02:37 PM #6
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    only if they picked up some hos with huge fake wearing bras.....

    "hhh-cups" can serve as parachutes in a tight jam......

    if all else fails, get Sully on the line and have him guide the pilot into the hudson, where they can either use their seat cushions or the big fake titty breast implants as flotation devices.....
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  7. 08-21-18 02:56 PM #7
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    Never heard of him

    Who cares
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  8. 08-21-18 03:00 PM #8
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    Landed with ease. Nothing even looked wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crusherrr View Post
    Landed with ease. Nothing even looked wrong.
    cause he and the pilot, for the past several hours, have been "fukkin' hos and poppin pillies, got em feelin' like f'n rock stars".....

    f'n rock stars don't die in plane crashes due to landing gear.....

    takes some serious shit like what got Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper to kill a f'n rock star......


    broken landing gear ain't nothin' but a thang.....
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  10. 08-21-18 03:10 PM #10
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    Yeah, if it was only the nose gear, should have been a piece of cake to get it down safely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxx View Post
    Yeah, if it was only the nose gear, should have been a piece of cake to get it down safely.
    careful, you mention having a whole piece of cake to rockstar like post malone, he'll think your talkin' kilo and he'll start snorting so much and often he'll depressurize the f'n cabin of your gullstream and you'll have a helluva bigger problem on your hands than un-maintained landing gear.....
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  12. 08-23-18 02:45 AM #12
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    Did he win?
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    what a big bunch of shit..... he should've gone on to england instead of flying around nyc for 12 hours burning off fuel.....

    what a f'n joke.....






    at least he's got "Cocaine on the table, liquor pourin', don't give a damn"
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    So they flew in circles for no real good reason, or maybe just to debate whether they should try to land.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratpack View Post
    he should of been like 21 savage right now in the hills banging superstars feeling like a rockstar
    21 Savage just got arrested by ICE.

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    So you make threads talking about someone’s plane possibly going to crash. And then you are disappointed when it makes a safe landing. This thread is beyond sick.
    Mods on this site ban people for so much less but this kind of crap is not touched why because the horny old man who has been on here forever starts it?
    Totally messed up
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    Probably cause he’s white. If a black or brown started the same shit they’d be gone in a second.
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  19. 02-03-19 09:47 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
    --Kenny Rogers
    actually, i think it was ol DW that coined the "loose wheel" version of this song.....
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  20. 02-03-19 09:48 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by goduke View Post
    So you make threads talking about someone’s plane possibly going to crash. And then you are disappointed when it makes a safe landing. This thread is beyond sick.
    Mods on this site ban people for so much less but this kind of crap is not touched why because the horny old man who has been on here forever starts it?
    Totally messed up
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