Post Malone in trouble.... jet gonna crash.....

[Auto Donk]

poor f'er ain't "livin' like a rock star" right now.... his cheap ass charter company out of teeterborough lost two wheels on take off and is now hovering around nyc burning off fuel before crash-landing later today.....


probably killed his buzz...... may kill him if things go badly.....

[Ratpack]

he should of been like 21 savage right now in the hills banging superstars feeling like a rockstar

[Auto Donk]

my wife shoulda been sayin' he lookin' like a hoe stack

[Auto Donk]

anyone heard if he's come down yet?

from the sky (not the molly and blo).....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Dows the plane have parachutes?

[Auto Donk]

only if they picked up some hos with huge fake wearing bras.....

"hhh-cups" can serve as parachutes in a tight jam......

if all else fails, get Sully on the line and have him guide the pilot into the hudson, where they can either use their seat cushions or the big fake titty breast implants as flotation devices.....

[jjgold]

Never heard of him

Who cares

[Crusherrr]

Landed with ease. Nothing even looked wrong.

[Auto Donk]

Landed with ease. Nothing even looked wrong.

cause he and the pilot, for the past several hours, have been "fukkin' hos and poppin pillies, got em feelin' like f'n rock stars".....

f'n rock stars don't die in plane crashes due to landing gear.....

takes some serious shit like what got Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper to kill a f'n rock star......


broken landing gear ain't nothin' but a thang.....

[Foxx]

Yeah, if it was only the nose gear, should have been a piece of cake to get it down safely.

[Auto Donk]

Yeah, if it was only the nose gear, should have been a piece of cake to get it down safely.

careful, you mention having a whole piece of cake to rockstar like post malone, he'll think your talkin' kilo and he'll start snorting so much and often he'll depressurize the f'n cabin of your gullstream and you'll have a helluva bigger problem on your hands than un-maintained landing gear.....

[KVB]

Did he win?

[Auto Donk]

what a big bunch of shit..... he should've gone on to england instead of flying around nyc for 12 hours burning off fuel.....

what a f'n joke.....

at least he's got "Cocaine on the table, liquor pourin', don't give a damn"


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[KVB]

So they flew in circles for no real good reason, or maybe just to debate whether they should try to land.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

he should of been like 21 savage right now in the hills banging superstars feeling like a rockstar

21 Savage just got arrested by ICE.

[VeggieDog]

You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
--Kenny Rogers

[goduke]

So you make threads talking about someone’s plane possibly going to crash. And then you are disappointed when it makes a safe landing. This thread is beyond sick.
Mods on this site ban people for so much less but this kind of crap is not touched why because the horny old man who has been on here forever starts it?
Totally messed up

[convick]

Probably cause he’s white. If a black or brown started the same shit they’d be gone in a second.

[Auto Donk]

You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
--Kenny Rogers

actually, i think it was ol DW that coined the "loose wheel" version of this song.....

[Auto Donk]

So you make threads talking about someone’s plane possibly going to crash. And then you are disappointed when it makes a safe landing. This thread is beyond sick.
Mods on this site ban people for so much less but this kind of crap is not touched why because the horny old man who has been on here forever starts it?
Totally messed up