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PURPLE-HAIRED Dallas Cow-ho..... to bang or not to bang, SBR decides......
let the forum decide, whether to close on this attention whore who some guy decided wasn't worth droppin' X-mas time dough on......
I'm on the fence..... (assuming I was single, that is)..... In my present marital position, she's a no go fo sho, for a variety of reasons I won't go in to.....
If I was single...... can't decide.... yet
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the sign is covering too much up, but I was never a fan of Mr Ed
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a lot of gums fo sho......
but that stupid money-grubbin' grin of hers is just beggin' for a f'n full bore donkey punch.......
so far it looks like it's either 0-1-1 or 0-0-2.......
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She's a little to gummy for my taste Donkers..
0-1-2 for the cow ho
I'll fill in for damanster. No reflection on my part.
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I was planning on givin' her "1" win for damanster, as I know this easily meets his threshold.....
so, we're at "2-1-2" at this point.....
Definitely doable. She's got a cuteness about her.
Can't see the body, but she's obviously not a sea cow so full steam ahead.
well, i'm finally coming down off the fence...... my only drawbacks were the bangs and the fact that she looks a lot like the craziest of the crazy hos I ever nailed.... (photo below... one on the left in that threesome--diggity knows the story)......
and again, this time on the right of this pre-threesome night photo.... again, diggity knows the story.....
so, to update the tally, she's doin' fine at 5-1-1...........
HOW BOUT THEM COW-HOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I knew I seen that girl somewhere before.
Laughed for about 5 minutes after reading this post nice one BradOriginally Posted by PanamaBrad
Made me ask myself if Deemer would bang her, they have the same gums.
Seriously though, the fact you even ask the forum about banging this chick is bad for you Donker.
She's literally a 1.5 without even seeing her body. And I'm being generous just because she could be hiding some nice cans or something under that poster.
I'd have a hard time keeping my cokk hard staring at those gums and eyebrows. Her hair looks like a wig.
I'm not out here banging 10's, but this chick is hideous.
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key phrase is "keeping my cokk hard".....Laughed for about 5 minutes after reading this post nice one Brad
Made me ask myself if Deemer would bang her, they have the same gums.
Seriously though, the fact you even ask the forum about banging this chick is bad for you Donker.
She's literally a 1.5 without even seeing her body. And I'm being generous just because she could be hiding some nice cans or something under that poster.
I'd have a hard time keeping my cokk hard staring at those gums and eyebrows. Her hair looks like a wig.
I'm not out here banging 10's, but this chick is hideous.
score another one for the cow-ho!!!!!
at 6-1-1, this babe is on a winning streak similar to her favorite team's earlier this season, and has a chance to actually top their record!!!!
Looks like 86% of SBR would bang her.
the hammering I would give her would count as enough for two ordinary sbr members, so the percentage is actually a tad bit higher.....
next in line would experience this situation:
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Why are her gums bigger than her teeth. Still would though.
That's because 86% of the posters on SBR are degenerate over weight, over the hill gambling slobs that are broke and never get laid...
the percentage laid out here seems to be a tad bit low, as well.....That's because 86% of the posters on SBR are degenerate over weight, over the hill gambling slobs that are broke and never get laid...
it's an "inbreeding in east texas" thing.....
but nevertheless, setting those unimportant details aside, she's on a cowboy-esque winning streak now, running off seven straight to go 7-1-1!!!!!
horse obviously neighing in distress as SBR overweight, broke, degenerate slob enters her from behind......
while that statement may indeed be true, I will wager every single penny I've won gambling over the years that she is way hotter and better looking than 90% of SBR's significant others on this forum...That's because 86% of the posters on SBR are degenerate over weight, over the hill gambling slobs that are broke and never get laid...
Pretty boys aren't gamblers,to busy infront of the mirror.That's because 86% of the posters on SBR are degenerate over weight, over the hill gambling slobs that are broke and never get laid...
Donker, any pics of her friend standing next to her?
I don't know what in the hell is wrong with this forum...I think she is absolutely gorgeous....of'course, I'm 45 years old and very horny...but you guys are taking the wrong approach...remember my young SBR bucks, as my old man used to tell me, a stiff dick has no conscience!....you guys need to start going through life with a glass "half full" approach and philosophy...for example, just picture yourselves fukking the shit out of that buck toothed slut and then you pull out at the last second and shoot your jizz all over that purple hair of hers!!....
only of the blonde, not the brunette.....
the brunette, as you should recall, had to "lose" her date who was standing just around the corner of the partition in my loft when the "deal" went down, and she began to puff.....
laid it out in the "texas strongest state" thread (she was skittish enough with having dumped her date, whip out the camera and I might have "self-kahkblocked")....
on the other hand, the rather graphic photos of the action we had with the blonde were posted in that thread as well.....
sad to see SBR trend so politically correct these days.... reposting those threesome photos here would probably result in a ban.....
i think i just innoculatedI don't know what in the hell is wrong with this forum...I think she is absolutely gorgeous....of'course, I'm 45 years old and very horny...but you guys are taking the wrong approach...remember my young SBR bucks, as my old man used to tell me, a stiff dick has no conscience!....you guys need to start going through life with a glass "half full" approach and philosophy...for example, just picture yourselves fukking the shit out of that buck toothed slut and then you pull out at the last second and shoot your jizz all over that purple hair of hers!!....
careful, manster.....while that statement may indeed be true, I will wager every single penny I've won gambling over the years that she is way hotter and better looking than 90% of SBR's significant others on this forum...
as most sbr'ers don't have sig others (for many of the reasons already set forth in this thread) I can attest that my own spouse and that of P. Boozer are by far hotter than the purple-haired Gumby......
thus, you need to find 19 sbr'ers that actually have signfiicant others not to ship all your points to me..... that may be hard to do!
Im with you,their all full of it when they say they wouldn't,most guys aren't picky,dont matter if its guys on SBR or in everyday life. Aslong as they got a half decent figure,a chick is bangable.I don't know what in the hell is wrong with this forum...I think she is absolutely gorgeous....of'course, I'm 45 years old and very horny...but you guys are taking the wrong approach...remember my young SBR bucks, as my old man used to tell me, a stiff dick has no conscience!....you guys need to start going through life with a glass "half full" approach and philosophy...for example, just picture yourselves fukking the shit out of that buck toothed slut and then you pull out at the last second and shoot your jizz all over that purple hair of hers!!....
JJ ill give a pass to,he's frightened of girls.
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and it drops to "1/4 decent" if she's sportin' at least a "d cup" natural rack..... bigmake up for a lot of other deficincies.... (and, candidly, cover up those flaws, as well, with their sheer size)....
areolas as big as saucers for your afternoon tea cups (in brit terms) are never a bad thing.....
point well taken, donk!...
words of wisdom, Pack!........keep preachin' brother...keep preachin'....
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