If that's her, then the question posed at the top of the page is moot... I'm not a big fan of all the ink but that body is pure bliss. Would bang without hesitation. Anybody with trifling issues about her gums is probably more inclined to shag the guy who dumped her.
PURPLE-HAIRED Dallas Cow-ho..... to bang or not to bang, SBR decides......
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Eddy MunnySBR Posting Legend
- 08-13-13
- 15767
#71Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#72even JJ, with his "turtle head a pokin' air" chub, might make a run at her.....
tho it probably wouldn't be bangin' like a screen door in a hurricane......
more like:
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JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
- 83686
#73Chick is a midget with a thunder thighs, gums, no ass and a million tats and purple hair.... Still take a pass... I'm not that picky either these days... Certainly not a chick you wanna bring back home to meet mom either..
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Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#74i like thunder thighs..... as you call them.....
i call them well-developed, nice muscle tone for a chick thighs....
enable babes to do stuff like this:
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DiggityDaggityDoSBR Aristocracy
- 11-30-08
- 81450
#75
Donker, go get a haircut by her and report back.
Don't forget to let her know that you made her famous on SBR.
Myself in a sentence: I am a blessed, unique individual and I always try to love life as much as possible, even when it hurts so much that is hard to breathe.
Occupation: Salon owner/Hairstylist and waxing specialist
Hometown: Austin, TexasComment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#76just got the hair trimmed, but may let her wax my pubes for a "smoother" -- and "bigger" -- look (and additional shock factor) when I drop trow in the hottub at the Bash in front of all the SBR Brass relaxin' in same.....
Brenna Clanton
Haircutting Specialist, Brenna moved to Austin to pursue her dream of becoming a hairstylist. Brenna has been in the industry for over six years and has trained with top companies and top stylists, such as, Pivot Point International, Yosh Toya, Martin Parsons, and Aveda. When you sit in Brenna's chair, you know you are in the hands of an expert, and one that takes a very special interest in you. Brenna is a stylist of ultimate confidence when it comes to giving her clients a flawless haircut and style. Her men’s cuts are also in great demand. Brenna is certified in Satin Smooth Waxing and Speed Waxing. Come see her to get that unwanted hair taken care of!Comment -
PAULYPOKERBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-06-08
- 36581
#77What the fukk she wearin a wig for?Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#78cause she likes the feel of a nice warm sack with two big jewels contained inside rollin' around on her shaved head.....
either that, or she experimented with her own hair and burned it off in some hair coloring gone wrong episodeComment -
Da Manster!SBR Posting Legend
- 07-13-07
- 17720
#80I'm pretty sure she will get plenty of marriage proposals, endorsement offers, men begging to be her boyfriend, etc. after this video interview and after that video with her holding the sign at the Dallas game went viral....Comment -
PAULYPOKERBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-06-08
- 36581
#81She's hot with out the wig and fake smile......
Definitely a do.......
Not a ho either...
The guy definitely lost a keeper......
Dumb fukk will regret it down the road.......Comment -
PAULYPOKERBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-06-08
- 36581
#82
Ever have a chic on top miss a stroke on the way down?
Brings instant water to the eyes...Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#83i winced at the recollection of the two times it has happened....
physically winced....
and still dealing with a "retraction toward the taint" type reflex a full minute after reading that..... if I was JJ I'd be showing nothing right now....
unreal.....Comment -
Eddy MunnySBR Posting Legend
- 08-13-13
- 15767
#84Why are we assuming she's wearing a wig? That's just colored hair as far as I can tell.Comment -
Da Manster!SBR Posting Legend
- 07-13-07
- 17720
#85I'd eat the shit out of suicide girl's snatch in Pauly's avatar and would gladly go balls deep in her bareback!...Comment -
Eddy MunnySBR Posting Legend
- 08-13-13
- 15767
#87No doubt Manster, I'm just trying to defend the poor girl against erroneous wig allegations.Comment -
DiggityDaggityDoSBR Aristocracy
- 11-30-08
- 81450
#89Need JJ to come in here and confirm if that's a rug or not.Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#90
i'm not eating shit dumped any babe's vag, not even my own...... kiddin' aside, I hope "eat the shit out of" means like "eat it like there's no tomorrow", and not literally eat an alabama hott pocket.....
and I think we all would; i'd use her pony tails as reins..... maybe even use em as toilet paper should I dedide to drop an alabama hott pocket in her, or treat her to a cleveland steamer.....Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
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Da Manster!SBR Posting Legend
- 07-13-07
- 17720
#93wow.... even if it was some sbr'er fatass who left her with the always troublesome "alabama hot pocket"????
i'm not eating shit dumped any babe's vag, not even my own...... kiddin' aside, I hope "eat the shit out of" means like "eat it like there's no tomorrow", and not literally eat an alabama hott pocket.....
and I think we all would; i'd use her pony tails as reins..... maybe even use em as toilet paper should I dedide to drop an alabama hott pocket in her, or treat her to a cleveland steamer.....Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#94Comment -
Da Manster!SBR Posting Legend
- 07-13-07
- 17720
#95^^^....christ, donk!...that's a thread killer!...Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#96i can't even post the photos that go along with this, but i learned some new sick shit tonight that made me almost puke....
and that takes a lot.....
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Da Manster!SBR Posting Legend
- 07-13-07
- 17720
#97
ALASKAN PIPELINE
n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#98if you hit "images" when googling that shit (literally), you'll see a homo with a toilet seat around his head and a trash can lid of "fresh" (apparently not in the freezer yet) alaskan pipelines placed right under his nose.... he appears to be restrained in a gay warehouse/bathhouse situation...... that got one dry heave.....
another homo chowing on one got multiple dry heaves (it appeared to be thawed out and chewable.... perhaps a "greenhouse effected alaskan pipeline")......
thank God I never had a f'n scat kink..... that shit is nasty......Comment -
Da Manster!SBR Posting Legend
- 07-13-07
- 17720
#100I agree, donk...I never was into that B+D, S+M, chains, whips, gagging, golden showers and scat bullshit!......funny thing is shit like that and bestiality are mainstream and considered "normal" now!...
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Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#101
in all seriousness, I think those particular hardcore scat/animal kinks are still outside the realm of normality, tho bi-babes and light bondage/exhibitionism has indeed become less sinister and much more mainstream....Comment -
KVBSBR Aristocracy
- 05-29-14
- 74817
#102Well, this thread took off.Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#104pussy always a popular topic...... throw out a few photos of some babes, ask for opinions, show more skin, more opinions, repeat......
moneyshot's "would you drive this far for this ho" threads always carry on for months, sometimes years..... they pop up and I realize I responded a mere three posts above.... but it was five months ago....Comment -
Plaza23SBR Hall of Famer
- 12-29-13
- 7392
#105
This shit really pisses me off. I have no idea when girls began thinking that tattoos on themselves made them sexy. It never did. It's sickening. When really weird looking chics get ink, it doesnt bother me as much because it just completes their look. But when I see perfect looking girls tat themselves up I'm like WTF. Stop ruining yourself.
Tattoos used to be strictly a guy thing. But way too many women nowadays get them and it diminishes their femininity. Hate it.Comment
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