PURPLE-HAIRED Dallas Cow-ho..... to bang or not to bang, SBR decides......

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  • Eddy Munny
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-13-13
    • 15767

    #71
    If that's her, then the question posed at the top of the page is moot... I'm not a big fan of all the ink but that body is pure bliss. Would bang without hesitation. Anybody with trifling issues about her gums is probably more inclined to shag the guy who dumped her.
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #72
      even JJ, with his "turtle head a pokin' air" chub, might make a run at her.....

      tho it probably wouldn't be bangin' like a screen door in a hurricane......

      more like:

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      • JIBBBY
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-10-09
        • 83686

        #73
        Chick is a midget with a thunder thighs, gums, no ass and a million tats and purple hair.... Still take a pass... I'm not that picky either these days... Certainly not a chick you wanna bring back home to meet mom either..


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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #74
          i like thunder thighs..... as you call them.....

          i call them well-developed, nice muscle tone for a chick thighs....

          enable babes to do stuff like this:

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          • DiggityDaggityDo
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-30-08
            • 81450

            #75
            Originally posted by Auto Donk

            diggity's investigative work on poontang is almost always spot on......

            here's the last card she sent the guy that curbed her:


            Donker, go get a haircut by her and report back.

            austin, brenna clanton, hair, haircolor, haircut, sash, sash salon, shawna digaetano


            Don't forget to let her know that you made her famous on SBR.




            Myself in a sentence: I am a blessed, unique individual and I always try to love life as much as possible, even when it hurts so much that is hard to breathe.


            Occupation: Salon owner/Hairstylist and waxing specialist


            Hometown: Austin, Texas
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #76
              just got the hair trimmed, but may let her wax my pubes for a "smoother" -- and "bigger" -- look (and additional shock factor) when I drop trow in the hottub at the Bash in front of all the SBR Brass relaxin' in same.....

              Brenna Clanton

              ​Haircutting Specialist, Brenna moved to Austin to pursue her dream of becoming a hairstylist. Brenna has been in the industry for over six years and has trained with top companies and top stylists, such as, Pivot Point International, Yosh Toya, Martin Parsons, and Aveda. When you sit in Brenna's chair, you know you are in the hands of an expert, and one that takes a very special interest in you. Brenna is a stylist of ultimate confidence when it comes to giving her clients a flawless haircut and style. Her men’s cuts are also in great demand. Brenna is certified in Satin Smooth Waxing and Speed Waxing. Come see her to get that unwanted hair taken care of!
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              • PAULYPOKER
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 12-06-08
                • 36581

                #77
                What the fukk she wearin a wig for?
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #78
                  cause she likes the feel of a nice warm sack with two big jewels contained inside rollin' around on her shaved head.....

                  either that, or she experimented with her own hair and burned it off in some hair coloring gone wrong episode
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #79
                    now she's giving interviews..... seems like a sweet down home girl to me.......



                    with a freaky side and love of ink.....
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                    • Da Manster!
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-13-07
                      • 17720

                      #80
                      I'm pretty sure she will get plenty of marriage proposals, endorsement offers, men begging to be her boyfriend, etc. after this video interview and after that video with her holding the sign at the Dallas game went viral....
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                      • PAULYPOKER
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 12-06-08
                        • 36581

                        #81
                        She's hot with out the wig and fake smile......

                        Definitely a do.......

                        Not a ho either...

                        The guy definitely lost a keeper......

                        Dumb fukk will regret it down the road.......
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                        • PAULYPOKER
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 12-06-08
                          • 36581

                          #82
                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                          i like thunder thighs..... as you call them.....

                          i call them well-developed, nice muscle tone for a chick thighs....

                          enable babes to do stuff like this:

                          My cokk hurts just watchin that!
                          Ever have a chic on top miss a stroke on the way down?

                          Brings instant water to the eyes...
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #83
                            i winced at the recollection of the two times it has happened....

                            physically winced....


                            and still dealing with a "retraction toward the taint" type reflex a full minute after reading that..... if I was JJ I'd be showing nothing right now....

                            unreal.....
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                            • Eddy Munny
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 08-13-13
                              • 15767

                              #84
                              Why are we assuming she's wearing a wig? That's just colored hair as far as I can tell.
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                              • Da Manster!
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 07-13-07
                                • 17720

                                #85
                                I'd eat the shit out of suicide girl's snatch in Pauly's avatar and would gladly go balls deep in her bareback!...
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                                • Da Manster!
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 07-13-07
                                  • 17720

                                  #86
                                  Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                                  Why are we assuming she's wearing a wig? That's just colored hair as far as I can tell.
                                  does it really matter?......wig or no wig, I'd still would give her a flesh injection of the ole pork sword!...
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                                  • Eddy Munny
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 08-13-13
                                    • 15767

                                    #87
                                    No doubt Manster, I'm just trying to defend the poor girl against erroneous wig allegations.
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                                    • Da Manster!
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 07-13-07
                                      • 17720

                                      #88
                                      Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                                      No doubt Manster, I'm just trying to defend the poor girl against erroneous wig allegations.
                                      good man, Eddy!......I concur 100%...
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                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 11-30-08
                                        • 81450

                                        #89
                                        Need JJ to come in here and confirm if that's a rug or not.
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #90
                                          Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                          I'd eat the shit out of suicide girl's snatch in Pauly's avatar and would gladly go balls deep in her bareback!...
                                          wow.... even if it was some sbr'er fatass who left her with the always troublesome "alabama hot pocket"????

                                          i'm not eating shit dumped any babe's vag, not even my own...... kiddin' aside, I hope "eat the shit out of" means like "eat it like there's no tomorrow", and not literally eat an alabama hott pocket.....

                                          and I think we all would; i'd use her pony tails as reins..... maybe even use em as toilet paper should I dedide to drop an alabama hott pocket in her, or treat her to a cleveland steamer.....
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                                          • Auto Donk
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-03-13
                                            • 43558

                                            #91
                                            Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                                            No doubt Manster, I'm just trying to defend the poor girl against erroneous wig allegations.
                                            im pretty sure she just likes purple hair.....

                                            probably a perfect match to the purplish veins on my rod......
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43558

                                              #92
                                              Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                              good man, Eddy!......I concur 100%...
                                              as this babe has a lot of good will on the site, I say we petition sbr to open up another bash slot for her, so she can come down to the D.R. and relax with us and get all this media firestorm off her mind......
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                                              • Da Manster!
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 07-13-07
                                                • 17720

                                                #93
                                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                wow.... even if it was some sbr'er fatass who left her with the always troublesome "alabama hot pocket"????

                                                i'm not eating shit dumped any babe's vag, not even my own...... kiddin' aside, I hope "eat the shit out of" means like "eat it like there's no tomorrow", and not literally eat an alabama hott pocket.....

                                                and I think we all would; i'd use her pony tails as reins..... maybe even use em as toilet paper should I dedide to drop an alabama hott pocket in her, or treat her to a cleveland steamer.....
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                                                • Auto Donk
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                  • 43558

                                                  #94
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                                                  • Da Manster!
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 07-13-07
                                                    • 17720

                                                    #95
                                                    ^^^....christ, donk!...that's a thread killer!...
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                                                    • Auto Donk
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                      • 43558

                                                      #96
                                                      i can't even post the photos that go along with this, but i learned some new sick shit tonight that made me almost puke....

                                                      and that takes a lot.....

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                                                      • Da Manster!
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 07-13-07
                                                        • 17720

                                                        #97


                                                        ALASKAN PIPELINE
                                                        n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
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                                                        • Auto Donk
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 09-03-13
                                                          • 43558

                                                          #98
                                                          if you hit "images" when googling that shit (literally), you'll see a homo with a toilet seat around his head and a trash can lid of "fresh" (apparently not in the freezer yet) alaskan pipelines placed right under his nose.... he appears to be restrained in a gay warehouse/bathhouse situation...... that got one dry heave.....

                                                          another homo chowing on one got multiple dry heaves (it appeared to be thawed out and chewable.... perhaps a "greenhouse effected alaskan pipeline")......

                                                          thank God I never had a f'n scat kink..... that shit is nasty......
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                                                          • Eddy Munny
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 08-13-13
                                                            • 15767

                                                            #99
                                                            Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                            im pretty sure she just likes purple hair.....

                                                            probably a perfect match to the purplish veins on my rod......
                                                            These words are a Hallmark card waiting to happen.
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                                                            • Da Manster!
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 07-13-07
                                                              • 17720

                                                              #100
                                                              I agree, donk...I never was into that B+D, S+M, chains, whips, gagging, golden showers and scat bullshit!......funny thing is shit like that and bestiality are mainstream and considered "normal" now!...
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                                                              • Auto Donk
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 09-03-13
                                                                • 43558

                                                                #101
                                                                Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                                I agree, donk...I never was into that B+D, S+M, chains, whips, gagging, golden showers and scat bullshit!......funny thing is shit like that and bestiality are mainstream and considered "normal" now!...
                                                                yep, I can walk my sheep around the neighborhood with em wearing pink tutus and nipple clamps and noone blinks an eye.....

                                                                in all seriousness, I think those particular hardcore scat/animal kinks are still outside the realm of normality, tho bi-babes and light bondage/exhibitionism has indeed become less sinister and much more mainstream....
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                                                                • KVB
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 05-29-14
                                                                  • 74817

                                                                  #102
                                                                  Well, this thread took off.
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                                                                  • Da Manster!
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 07-13-07
                                                                    • 17720

                                                                    #103
                                                                    Originally posted by KVB
                                                                    Well, this thread took off.
                                                                    this is how the various "Fly Me" threads have taken off over the years!...
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                                                                    • Auto Donk
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                                      • 43558

                                                                      #104
                                                                      pussy always a popular topic...... throw out a few photos of some babes, ask for opinions, show more skin, more opinions, repeat......

                                                                      moneyshot's "would you drive this far for this ho" threads always carry on for months, sometimes years..... they pop up and I realize I responded a mere three posts above.... but it was five months ago....
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                                                                      • Plaza23
                                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                        • 12-29-13
                                                                        • 7392

                                                                        #105
                                                                        Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                                        Chick is a midget with a thunder thighs, gums, no ass and a million tats and purple hair.... Still take a pass... I'm not that picky either these days... Certainly not a chick you wanna bring back home to meet mom either..



                                                                        This shit really pisses me off. I have no idea when girls began thinking that tattoos on themselves made them sexy. It never did. It's sickening. When really weird looking chics get ink, it doesnt bother me as much because it just completes their look. But when I see perfect looking girls tat themselves up I'm like WTF. Stop ruining yourself.

                                                                        Tattoos used to be strictly a guy thing. But way too many women nowadays get them and it diminishes their femininity. Hate it.
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