Which one of these girls would you bang?

[Plaza23]

I just got this snapchat from a friend of mine - skinny one taking the picture. She is a yoga instructor on vacation with I guess one of her girlfriends. What a prick tease. At least I got a screen shot.

[mpaschal34]

Let me guess....they are both dudes. Isn't that the way these threads usually go?

[mpaschal34]

He does have a nice ass though!

[Big Bear]

Let me guess....they are both dudes. Isn't that the way these threads usually go?

[Optional]

Think you left an n't out of the thread title.

[Big Bear]

some bangable hoez in this vid

[Auto Donk]

don't ask, don't tell

and don't look at whether there's a vag or a sack....... ass bang em both doggystyle without confirmation of what sex they are, and report back......

don't forget to use the new-favorite sbr line to get some attention to the stepchildren while taggin' em doggystyle: "REACH BACK AND GRAB SOME SACK"

(used a variation of it last night during round 2.... well, actually about 4 am this morning.... with my wife...... moderate to very firm grasp got me there as usual....)

[SharkAA]

Who's the female journalist on the TV?

[bigballa]

for looks i go with your friend taking the picture, for body i go the other one....

[hugh_jorgan]

The one taking the pic looks like a crackhead.

[BrickJames]

They stay at the Wynn so they are aces in my book. I personally would be on my knees with face burried in that chicks ass!

[Auto Donk]

They stay at the Wynn so they are aces in my book. I personally would be on my knees with face burried in that chicks ass!

i still have "hint of cinnamon ring" on my face from last night's/this morning's sessions..... wife was quite the little anal freak over the past 12 hours.......

not much compares to preppin' a totally gorgeous, big breasted brunette for a doggy style anal pounding by diving in "face-first" in between her hot ass cheeks, and giving that sweet little baloon knot a damn good tongue lashing. Put a little smear of vaseline on it after you've "made out" with it with it for 3-4 minutes (ripping that little flap that connects your tongue to the bottom of your mouth if your really try to get your tongue way up that hot sphincter -- mine is torn and hurting as I type this), and you're prettty much ready to ease the tip in.........

five mins later you'll be tearing it up just the same as you do the front door......

she did, however, inform me at about 5:15 am, as we started up again, that the anal festivities were definitely done for the day....... apparently her ass hurts as bad as my "frenum", or whatever they call that little flappy thing under our tonges........

[ADR51]

I'd hit both...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I don't think that is a man.

I choose the one with the nice ass.

Got anymore pics?

[packerd_00]

The one with the yellow thong,very nice

[FlipsideRM]

i still have "hint of cinnamon ring" on my face from last night's/this morning's sessions..... wife was quite the little anal freak over the past 12 hours.......

not much compares to preppin' a totally gorgeous, big breasted brunette for a doggy style anal pounding by diving in "face-first" in between her hot ass cheeks, and giving that sweet little baloon knot a damn good tongue lashing. Put a little smear of vaseline on it after you've "made out" with it with it for 3-4 minutes (ripping that little flap that connects your tongue to the bottom of your mouth if your really try to get your tongue way up that hot sphincter -- mine is torn and hurting as I type this), and you're prettty much ready to ease the tip in.........

five mins later you'll be tearing it up just the same as you do the front door......

she did, however, inform me at about 5:15 am, as we started up again, that the anal festivities were definitely done for the day....... apparently her ass hurts as bad as my "frenum", or whatever they call that little flappy thing under our tonges........

Dang bro you eat the booty like that?!?

[JMon]

Since the inception of tranny and gay pride in America

I'm not fukking responding to the question until I see a snatch.

[jjgold]

pass

[thechaoz]

Both

[Auto Donk]

Dang bro you eat the booty like that?!?

as JJ Gold so eloquently stated in a recent video, "AUTO DONK DOES IT ALL!!!!!!!"

obviously, tossing my hot ass wife's salad easily falls within doing it all!

what can I say, she's so f'n sexy and has a wonderful nasty streak that comes out every so often......

[Eddy Munny]

Is Auto Donk an out-of-work writer for Penthouse Forum?

It takes a special brand of sleaze to describe any sex act imaginable, and do it so effortlessly, and casually, the way the local weather man delivers the five-day forecast. And the vivid imagery imparted can only come from a man who's been there, done that... a man who's done time down in the trenches, and has been eye to eye with his share of assholes. He narrates a rim job with the unabated zeal of an archaeologist who's plunging into the earth, seeking some ancient, lost relic. The words "sweet little balloon knot" don't just roll of the tongue of your average joe... not unless that tongue has been buried in many a brown-eye. The passion is real.

[Da Manster!]

Is Auto Donk an out-of-work writer for Penthouse Forum?

It takes a special brand of sleaze to describe any sex act imaginable, and do it so effortlessly, and casually, the way the local weather man delivers the five-day forecast. And the vivid imagery imparted can only come from a man who's been there, done that... a man who's done time down in the trenches, and has been eye to eye with his share of assholes. He narrates a rim job with the unabated zeal of an archaeologist who's plunging into the earth, seeking some ancient, lost relic. The words "sweet little balloon knot" don't just roll of the tongue of your average joe... not unless that tongue has been buried in many a brown-eye. The passion is real.

[Da Manster!]

I just got this snapchat from a friend of mine - skinny one taking the picture. She is a yoga instructor on vacation with I guess one of her girlfriends. What a prick tease. At least I got a screen shot.

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[TheMoneyShot]

That is one fine ass. I'm not even an ass guy. Boobs are my fav

More photos!

[FlipsideRM]

Is Auto Donk an out-of-work writer for Penthouse Forum?

It takes a special brand of sleaze to describe any sex act imaginable, and do it so effortlessly, and casually, the way the local weather man delivers the five-day forecast. And the vivid imagery imparted can only come from a man who's been there, done that... a man who's done time down in the trenches, and has been eye to eye with his share of assholes. He narrates a rim job with the unabated zeal of an archaeologist who's plunging into the earth, seeking some ancient, lost relic. The words "sweet little balloon knot" don't just roll of the tongue of your average joe... not unless that tongue has been buried in many a brown-eye. The passion is real.

Funniest post I've ever read on sbr

[GoBlue77]

Is Auto Donk an out-of-work writer for Penthouse Forum?

It takes a special brand of sleaze to describe any sex act imaginable, and do it so effortlessly, and casually, the way the local weather man delivers the five-day forecast. And the vivid imagery imparted can only come from a man who's been there, done that... a man who's done time down in the trenches, and has been eye to eye with his share of assholes. He narrates a rim job with the unabated zeal of an archaeologist who's plunging into the earth, seeking some ancient, lost relic. The words "sweet little balloon knot" don't just roll of the tongue of your average joe... not unless that tongue has been buried in many a brown-eye. The passion is real.

lmfao.

+1 he's a real casanova that one. #classy

[downsouth]

Is Auto Donk an out-of-work writer for Penthouse Forum?

It takes a special brand of sleaze to describe any sex act imaginable, and do it so effortlessly, and casually, the way the local weather man delivers the five-day forecast. And the vivid imagery imparted can only come from a man who's been there, done that... a man who's done time down in the trenches, and has been eye to eye with his share of assholes. He narrates a rim job with the unabated zeal of an archaeologist who's plunging into the earth, seeking some ancient, lost relic. The words "sweet little balloon knot" don't just roll of the tongue of your average joe... not unless that tongue has been buried in many a brown-eye. The passion is real.

Well done sir, this gave me a good laugh.

[Big Bear]

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Is Auto Donk an out-of-work writer for Penthouse Forum?

It takes a special brand of sleaze to describe any sex act imaginable, and do it so effortlessly, and casually, the way the local weather man delivers the five-day forecast. And the vivid imagery imparted can only come from a man who's been there, done that... a man who's done time down in the trenches, and has been eye to eye with his share of assholes. He narrates a rim job with the unabated zeal of an archaeologist who's plunging into the earth, seeking some ancient, lost relic. The words "sweet little balloon knot" don't just roll of the tongue of your average joe... not unless that tongue has been buried in many a brown-eye. The passion is real.

been saying it for a while now, this guys post are hilarious

[DwightShrute]

I just got this snapchat from a friend of mine - skinny one taking the picture. She is a yoga instructor on vacation with I guess one of her girlfriends. What a prick tease. At least I got a screen shot.

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[chipper]

The one in the gold bikini has a great ass... that's the one I'd pick.

[Plaza23]

Unfortunately they didn't snap anything since that first picture. I did attach a few of my friend if you want a more clear shot of what she looks like. She is an average 30-35 yr old with no kids and never been married. Not sure what the other girl does.

[hugh_jorgan]

WTF is in her pants?

[GUMMO77]

[marcoloco]

bang them both you puss