Thinking About Going Tout and Using SBR to Launch My Enterprise. That's How I Roll!

[vividjohn45]

I'm sorry, the dick pics are for the female clientele only. I thought I made that clear in the original post.

I suppose if the price is right, I could send pics of my banana hammock, but that's where I draw the line.

Thank you for your interest.

When i say pik. Im talking about your sports piks. Not your dik pik. Nasty azz capper. I aint interested in ur dik. The guys on twitter document for year. U think i give a fuk about 1 day of piks.? Lol. Im documented for 8 months on twitter dude. Time stamped. Before the game.

[vividjohn45]

Im vividjohn1 on twitter eddy. Thats a way a free play capper documents. Touts ahould use cappertek or other service.

[Eddy Munny]

Before the game even? I'm impressed. I had been submitting a good portion of my picks the following morning as I read the newspaper... I guess that could account for my lofty numbers. I'll definitely give this "before the game" strategy a whirl. Thanks for the advice.

By the way, do you also soak yourself in lamp oil and offer hot-air balloon rides? Because I think that's what separates a true tout from the pretenders who only give sports picks.

[manny24]

[boomer62]

When i say pik. Im talking about your sports piks. Not your dik pik. Nasty azz capper. I aint interested in ur dik. The guys on twitter document for year. U think i give a fuk about 1 day of piks.? Lol. Im documented for 8 months on twitter dude. Time stamped. Before the game.

LMAO sign me up lol

[jjgold]

Eddy we will run you off here so fast if you turn tout

[Eddy Munny]

Eddy we will run you off here so fast if you turn tout

JJ, you know that won't happen. Your power around here is but a peashooter to my intergalactic missile silo.

I've been doing as I please for quite some time now, without repercussions.

But this opposition was to be expected of course. Like I said, I am the gambling messiah, and as we all know, history often repeats itself. JJ, you may crown me with thorns or nail me to a chunk of wood, but I won't be subdued. I will only emerge stronger than before, and the masses will bear witness, and my following will increase exponentially.

[Eddy Munny]

Hey VividJohn45, just so I'm clear... you did mean that as a compliment when you called me a "nasty azz capper" correct? Much the same way one might regard Iverson's "nasty crossover" back in the day?

[Dirty Sanchez]

[RubberKettle]

[Smoke]

The day I pay a tout I put a bullet in my head and all you should also

Why? Somr pick winners. You dont.

[Jayvegas420]

Smoker.
He's 10-0
A true Pro

[chico2663]

Ever since I became a moderator here at the forum, I've been somewhat abusive of my privileges but it's only human nature to do so. Power corrupts and I'm no exception. Don't begrudge me for overstepping the boundaries here and there, it'll only make you look envious... and those who covet the throne will ultimately be shown the door. See, I've hastened my ascent due in part to silencing the voices of the dissenters, and I won't hesitate to thin the herd as I see fit.

Anyways, as my power has grown I've felt it's time for me to exert my dominance and piss on one of the biggest rules SBR holds dear to it's heart. It's not out of spite, but simply an effort to expand my kingdom and bolster my brand. I plan on selling picks. It only makes sense. I pick winners at a 71.3% clip and the majority of you can't pick a radish from Mr. McGregor's garden.

I've proven to be such a successful gambler that Tony closed my account at 5Dimes after my last cashout. It's really a misnomer to even call it "gambling" when you're receiving a steady income from sportsbetting. I consider myself to be more of an alchemist, in that I'm basically transmuting knowledge into gold. It's modern day wizardry. In another time and place, I probably would have been persecuted by the Catholic church for possessing powers considered to be from an unearthly realm.

So let's get this party started. I am reaching out to you people, the peasant class, and extending a hand. It's a win-win situation. You make a small investment and see a profit returned in spades. I take your investments and spend it on whimsical indulgences such as dandelion wine and Fairbury twine. I may even spring for a shiny, new pair of tap-dancing shoes and cut the crotch out of my finest pinstripe pants. But that's neither here nor there.

Let's agree to enrich ourselves, both financially and otherwise. See, in addition to making you money, I will offer advice in other arenas of life. I will dole out fortune-cookie style wisdoms and anecdotes. I will post photographs of myself bathing in greenbacks... literally filling my bathtub with cash that you've sent me.

I'll soak myself in lamp oil and dance through a gauntlet of flame and fury. How many other touts can make this claim? They know not of Roman candle flirtations and the fine tightrope I walk along the precipice of madness.

I will arrange for meet and greets, and even be willing to sign autographs. For my lady clientele, there will be hot-air balloon rides and personal training sessions. I'll even promise to send dick-pics upon request.

But before we get into this full swing of this, I need to get an idea of how many of you degenerates are willing to enlist. Let's hear it. Who's on board? Who wants to make that scrilla?

Once I establish a client base at SBR, I'll hammer out the details. The revolution is here. Get on board and dance with the winners, or get in the bread line and cry with the losers.

penetrating can't afford to be a pro but your a tout. get the penetrate out of here!

[Eddy Munny]

penetrating can't afford child support but you're a pro. get the penetrate out of here!

[Ghenghis Kahn]

[Eddy Munny]

Fantastic, fifty people have signed up. That's not a bad way to start. Now start sending me money, folks.

[Jayvegas420]

Whether he's clearly kidding or exercising his right to be sarcastic, hes breaking the fukkin rules.

So Ed's either fukkin a mod or his a mod ghost.

Either way, his act is getting old.


Get rid of this clown.


I think these are the 1st 4 picks this guy has made at SBR.
I have been very patient & tolerant towards this account but he's been very unproductive lately & is developing into quite a troll.

Time to go Ed.

[Eddy Munny]

JV, just relax... now I understand I went 2-2, but that's certainly not the end of the world. You have to cut me a little slack. The Wolves were very close, and couldn't close down the stretch, or that would have given me 3/4. Don't expect a parting of the Red Sea every time out. I think everyone realizes those .500 days are inevitable, but if that's what's considered a "bad" day for me, than that's a pretty good thing.

As for my role as a Mod, of course I am... I've said as much in the past and I will continue to be going forward. Pretty soon all of SBR will be under my thumb and I believe that's a positive development for whom it concerns. As for the "first four picks" I've made at SBR, surely that's a joke, right? You know that's not true, JV... either that or you haven't been paying close attention.

Your "patience and tolerance towards my account" are welcome, but certainly not a necessity in my continued role here at the forum. I'm not even sure what that means. Are you my probation officer or something? I'm not going anywhere. My presence will only get stronger. I'm a Mod, I'm inching ever closer towards becoming a full blown tout, and there is no limit to what I'll do next. I am rewriting SBR's constitution as we speak.

What I need you to do, Jay, is settle down and embrace your role as one of the peasant peeps. You don't have the clout to speak against my authority or impede the Advance of the Unseen Swarm. Just fall back and mix with the herd and we shouldn't have any problems. I've had quite a prolific past when it comes to making problem people disappear.

Now feel free to message my staff and we'll get you started on my NBA/NCAAB picks package for the month of March. If you use the code word "Munnymaker" you can get a 50% discount for the first month. And no, you don't qualify for the dick pics, but I can set you up for a free autograph if you so desire. You're welcome.

[eidolon]

... It's really a misnomer to even call it "gambling" when you're receiving a steady income from sportsbetting. I consider myself to be more of an alchemist, in that I'm basically transmuting knowledge into gold. It's modern day wizardry. In another time and place, I probably would have been persecuted by the Catholic church for possessing powers considered to be from an unearthly realm...

[bobbywaves]

Ever since I became a moderator here at the forum

Why doesn't it say moderator under your avatar? How can a moderator be a non pro broke dikk, by not supporting your employer?

[Eddy Munny]

Well Bobbywaves, I've already addressed such matters, at length, in other threads. I don't think it it needs to be rehashed just because you're a little late to the party. In a nutshell, I was originally to act as a go-between amongst the SBR staff and the peasantry, but it soon became clear that I wasn't very good at protecting my cover. I pretty much revealed my role here at the forum in a thread about another member, whom I was an key part of having had banned. That thread was subsequently private zoned for obvious reasons, but I've been involved in other key administrative decisions since then, however, I can't provide all the details when it encompasses the greater whole.

The bottom line is, I really don't need the belief or the approval of SBR members to carry on with my duties. I've assumed the privileges and the responsibilities of a moderator, which isn't contingent upon any special logo or specific title. I support my employer and my employer supports me. If you think John or Shari would allow me to issue false claims about being a moderator, and use the site as a launchpad for my touting exploits, then you clearly don't know them like I do. They run a tight ship, trust me.

Now then, can I interest you in my package, Bobbywaves? Huh? How's that sound, shooter?

Something tells me you want my package. Would you like my package?

Let's work out a deal since you're one of the first 100 to sign up... Sound good?

You want my package? Huh, boy? Do you need my package?

Is that what's got you all lathered up? Let me give you my package, ok?

Alrighty then... package.

[tony_come]

Absolutely a blow out
-money talks

[jose21_us]

What are your next 4 plays so I can fade...

[bobbywaves]

Well Bobbywaves, I've already addressed such matters, at length, in other threads. I don't think it it needs to be rehashed just because you're a little late to the party. In a nutshell, I was originally to act as a go-between amongst the SBR staff and the peasantry, but it soon became clear that I wasn't very good at protecting my cover. I pretty much revealed my role here at the forum in a thread about another member, whom I was an key part of having had banned. That thread was subsequently private zoned for obvious reasons, but I've been involved in other key administrative decisions since then, however, I can't provide all the details when it encompasses the greater whole.

The bottom line is, I really don't need the belief or the approval of SBR members to carry on with my duties. I've assumed the privileges and the responsibilities of a moderator, which isn't contingent upon any special logo or specific title. I support my employer and my employer supports me. If you think John or Shari would allow me to issue false claims about being a moderator, and use the site as a launchpad for my touting exploits, then you clearly don't know them like I do. They run a tight ship, trust me.

Now then, can I interest you in my package, Bobbywaves? Huh? How's that sound, shooter?

Something tells me you want my package. Would you like my package?

Let's work out a deal since you're one of the first 100 to sign up... Sound good?

You want my package? Huh, boy? Do you need my package?

Is that what's got you all lathered up? Let me give you my package, ok?

Alrighty then... package.

You can't even afford a c-note for pro status, which should be mandatory for any "moderator."

Match my balance of 73k chump, then come talk to me.

[Eddy Munny]

You can't even afford a c-note for pro status, which should be mandatory for any "moderator."

Match my balance of 73k chump, then come talk to me.

Pro status is for kids who wanna throw pizza parties... Thank you for your donation, but I'm above and beyond such meager titles.

I'll see your 73k and raise... I don't think you can sit at my table, small fry.

Just purchase my package. I know that's what you really want. You keep pawing at my package. I'll cut you a break on the price since you're probably broke and destitute. It's always the guys who are first to throw out dollar figures because they think it'll add inches to their tallywacker, that are really sleeping on an air mattress and eating ramen noodles with a spork.

[bobbywaves]

I'll see your 73k and raise... I don't think you can sit at my table, small fry.

You'll see my 73k & raise with your pathetic 348? No wonder we don't see you at the poker tables.

Face it, you're a non pro broke dikk.....Prove your mod powers by giving me an infraction chump, & I'll report back.

[downsouth]

Alright, not going to go back and read this as Im assuming it is a joke.

If in fact anybody is solicited to buy picks or anything else for that matter from another member that is a direct violation of SBR rules and an ACTUAL mod will give out infractions/bans etc.

Now by all means carry on guys.

[Eddy Munny]

You'll see my 73k & raise with your pathetic 348? No wonder we don't see you at the poker tables.

You'll have to forgive me for snickering, but I honestly thought you were boasting of real life currency. I didn't realize you were all puffed up over your betpoints acquisition prowess... I thought I was talking to an adult.

Face it, you're a non pro broke dikk.....Prove your mod powers by giving me an infraction chump, & I'll report back.

Well... you haven't broken any rules as of yet, so no infraction is forthcoming. You really expect me to "prove" my status by doling out unwarranted penalties? That's just not the way it works. Since I am indeed the gambling messiah, I will defer to the Bible... The book of Luke, chapter 4, verse 12 states, "You shall not put the Lord your God to the test."

[Ghenghis Kahn]

Alright, not going to go back and read this as Im assuming it is a joke.

If in fact anybody is solicited to buy picks or anything else for that matter from another member that is a direct violation of SBR rules and an ACTUAL mod will give out infractions/bans etc.

Now by all means carry on guys.

what are you telling me eddy munny is delusional schitzo high on who knows what?

[Eddy Munny]

All he means by that is that I'm an intermediary, which is what I stated from the top. Don't get such a hard-on over a word. Now start buying my picks package for the month of March. I can get you all set up ASAP.

[bobbywaves]

You'll have to forgive me for snickering, but I honestly thought you were boasting of real life currency.

Coming from a guy who cant afford a c-note to support his employer.

[bobbywaves]

Alright, not going to go back and read this as Im assuming it is a joke.

If in fact anybody is solicited to buy picks or anything else for that matter from another member that is a direct violation of SBR rules and an ACTUAL mod will give out infractions/bans etc.

Now by all means carry on guys.

Well this guy Eddy claims to be a mod & tout. Does this mean Eddy will just ban himself for his ban worthy solicitations? Doubt it, so hopefully you can expedite the process.

[Eddy Munny]

Coming from a guy who cant afford a c-note to support his employer.

Perhaps, but I can afford to sit at a real poker table. Have fun earning peanuts.

If you get down to your last ration of Top Ramen but can't afford to boil the water to heat it, let me know.

I can tell you want my package.

[Eddy Munny]

Well this guy Eddy claims to be a mod & tout. Does this mean Eddy will just ban himself for his ban worthy solicitations? Doubt it, so hopefully you can expedite the process.

Yeah right, Richie knows better. You still don't get it, do you?

[bobbywaves]

Well... you haven't broken any rules as of yet, so no infraction is forthcoming. You really expect me to "prove" my status by doling out unwarranted penalties? That's just not the way it works.

I don't care abut infractions & I'm giving you permission, so prove you're a mod. Why would a mod such as yourself, break SBR rules with tout solicitations? "When something doesn't make sense, it's not true." - Judge Judy