Thinking About Going Tout and Using SBR to Launch My Enterprise. That's How I Roll!

[Jeffie]

Pro status is for kids who wanna throw pizza parties... Thank you for your donation, but I'm above and beyond such meager titles.

I'll see your 73k and raise... I don't think you can sit at my table, small fry.

Just purchase my package. I know that's what you really want. You keep pawing at my package. I'll cut you a break on the price since you're probably broke and destitute. It's always the guys who are first to throw out dollar figures because they think it'll add inches to their tallywacker, that are really sleeping on an air mattress and eating ramen noodles with a spork.

Eddy congrats you have me crying.

[bobbywaves]

Perhaps, but I can afford to sit at a real poker table.

Then meet me in Atlantic City for some real poker.

[Eddy Munny]

I've quoted Bono and the Bible and all you can respond with is Judge Judy?

You might as well have thrown some of Jerry Springer's "Final Thoughts" at me, you hack.

[bobbywaves]

I've quoted Bono and the Bible and all you can respond with is Judge Judy?

You might as well have thrown some of Jerry Springer's "Final Thoughts" at me, you hack.

Still waiting for my infraction broke dikk, bring it on.

[Eddy Munny]

Then meet me in Atlantic City for some real poker.

I'm afraid if I sit next to you at the poker table, your hand will find it's way onto my junk.

You figure, if you can't afford my package, then you'll lure me to Atlantic City and seize it with an iron fist.

[rkelly110]

Why doesn't it say moderator under your avatar? How can a moderator be a non pro broke dikk, by not supporting your employer?

The boy needs a troll badge. SBR do the right thing here.

[bobbywaves]

The boy needs a troll badge.

This broke dikk needs a c-note.

[Eddy Munny]

This broke dikk needs a c-note.

You need a C-section... so you can give birth to the growing jealousy that's festering in your fetus and eroding your manhood.

[bobbywaves]

You might as well have thrown some of Jerry Springer's "Final Thoughts" at me, you hack.

"This Eddy Munny, asswipe thinks he's funny.
Claims to be a mod, proven to be a nimrod.
Claims to be a tout, unproven without a doubt."

Jerry Springer's Final Thoughts

[Eddy Munny]

Springer's a lame talk show host, not a lame emcee.

Springer Final Thought FAIL!

[bobbywaves]

Still waiting for my infraction broke dikk....You have my permission, bring it on.

[Eddy Munny]

Still waiting for my infraction broke dikk....You have my permission, bring it on.

I'm afraid I just can't take you seriously with that silly emoticon beckoning me towards you with a contemptuous look.

Tough Guy 101 states that you can't look badass with emoticons. You'll have to pursue an alternate avenue.

[Eddy Munny]

Alright now, enough with the mindless chatter... let's get this thread back on course. The month of March is available on request. I am a hoops guru, both NBA and NCAA. You'll get the tournament included in the package. Act now and I'll throw in a random Tuesday sometime in mid-May absolutely free of charge. My approval rating has been soaring of late. Even VividJohn45, a well respected capper in his own right, has dubbed me one "nasty azz capper."

[bobbywaves]

Why isn't this Eddy Munny clown banned yet?

[Eddy Munny]

Why isn't this Eddy Munny clown banned yet?

Because I'm free to earn a living however I so choose... the same way you make ends meet by peddling Thin Mints and Caramel Delites door-to-door.

Now stop whining and pony up the dough for my picks package, you square.

[Jayvegas420]

I don't like caramel delights. The thin mints are really really good though

[Ghenghis Kahn]

Because I'm free to earn a living however I so choose... the same way you make ends meet by peddling Thin Mints and Caramel Delites door-to-door.

Now stop whining and pony up the dough for my picks package, you square.

how do i buy your package? give me your paypal email. i want your picks starting tomorrow.

[Jayvegas420]

[bobbywaves]

Because I'm free to earn a living however I so choose... the same way you make ends meet by peddling Thin Mints and Caramel Delites door-to-door.

Now stop whining and pony up the dough for my picks package, you square.

I wonder why your shit thread was salooned, fukkin loser.

[Eddy Munny]

I wonder why your shit thread was salooned, fukkin loser.

I bet you stay up late nights wondering why your life has been salooned. It takes a special kind of loser to brag about his betpoints like he's Bam Bam Bigelow on Saturday Night's Main Event.

All insults aside, you really want my package, don't you? This pissing and moaning is just your cry for help, yes?

Fear not. I, the gambling messiah, am here to save you from yourself.

[Eddy Munny]

how do i buy your package? give me your paypal email. i want your picks starting tomorrow.

Now hold on just a minute there. I can't just go around giving out my paypal email indiscriminately. I gotta size you up, suss your motives. I'm not oblivious to your blatant douchebaggery, but then again, even sleazeballs seek salvation from the messiah. My March package kicks off this Friday. Message me and you'll be auto-prompted to submit some details as well as take a short survey and we'll get you started. Don't forget to enter the code "Munnymaker" for a break on the price, and make sure you let me know you heard about this through SBR. If you have any questions that need immediate answers, I'm likely unavailable 1am-1pm EST, and due to high volume, LT Profits is fielding inquiries in this particular time slot. He'll answer them the best he can, or forward them to me.

Thank You,
EM

[Eddy Munny]

New enrollees for the 2018 football season qualify for a 33% discount now through August 15th. Thanks again for making this happen folks and let's keep it rolling!

[Eddy Munny]

2019 football season right around the corner folks. Act now while supplies last!

[BigdaddyQH]

2019 football season right around the corner folks. Act now while supplies last!

Is this some kind of a joke? NO ONE in here is even close to having enough knowledge to try and become a tout. You could not beat me in a contest, and I know many players who are as good, or better than I am. You also do not have enough money to become a tout. Where are you going to get our information from? Since you claim to have so much money, why don't we do a little contest, just between the two of us. I seriously doubt that you will take me up on this. Just like the other phony's in here. But if you are interested, and more importantly, if you are legit (I will check and find out), let me know.

[bigtymer56]

I bet you stay up late nights wondering why your life has been salooned. It takes a special kind of loser to brag about his betpoints like he's Bam Bam Bigelow on Saturday Night's Main Event.
.

[Eddy Munny]

Is this some kind of a joke? NO ONE in here is even close to having enough knowledge to try and become a tout. You could not beat me in a contest, and I know many players who are as good, or better than I am. You also do not have enough money to become a tout. Where are you going to get our information from? Since you claim to have so much money, why don't we do a little contest, just between the two of us. I seriously doubt that you will take me up on this. Just like the other phony's in here. But if you are interested, and more importantly, if you are legit (I will check and find out), let me know.

Sounds like a cheap trick to get me to reveal my picks to you at no charge under the pretext of a "contest."

I'm hip to your shenanigans QH. Your checkers strategy will not work at the chess table, kiddo.