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  • Fischnasty
    SBR MVP
    • 02-10-09
    • 1931

    #1
    Re: Message from Venditto
    a few hours ago i recieved this email from patty venditto. he told me that he was having trouble logging into his SBR account and requested that i post this in players talk. original message to follow:



    Fischnasty,

    Over the past several days, I have had difficulty logging into my account at SBRForum. My password has not been working with my account. I believe CrazyLou is behind this, in a pitiful attempt to blackball me from Players Talk. I am attempting to resolve this isssue and have been in contact with SBR John directly. In the meantime, I am sending this message to you in the hopes that you will post it in Players Talk in order to clear my name.

    A few days ago, a person posting under the handle "UntilTheNDofTimE" contacted me regarding an electronic transfer of monies. The deal was that he would wire me 200 USD via PayPal and I would subsequently transfer 200 USD to his FullTilt pokker (sic) account.

    Next, UntilTheNDofTimE transferred me the $200 with PayPal succesfully. At or around this time, however, I had just learned of the recent tragedy that befell the nation of Haiti (the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere).

    As you know, Fischnasty, Lady Luck has been less than kind to me over the last few months. I have seen first hand what a gambling addiction can do to a man, his family and his other personal relationships. I have successfully exited the world of gambling in order to better myself as a brother, son and member of the human race. I hope one day you too can do the same.

    My next move was one about which I thought long and hard. While I do not know UntilTheNDofTimE very well, I know he is headed in a bad direction and if he continues to gamble he will regret it. Maybe not today; maybe not tomorrow; but soon--and for the rest of his life. So I took the $200 he sent me and donated it to one of the many relief efforts provided to the Haitian people by Good Christians such as myself.

    Please inform UntilTheNDofTimE that a reciept in his name for said donation is currently being processed and I will send it via electronic mail to him at my soonest opportunity. I also realize that he may be angry with me regarding my decision, but I know that in time he will learn that what I did was best for not only him but humanity in general. Thank you in advance for posting this message in the Players Talk Forum.

    Cordially Yours,
    Patrick T. Venditto, Esq.
  • smitch124
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-19-08
    • 12566

    #2
    I have a tear in my eye...
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    • roasthawg
      SBR MVP
      • 11-09-07
      • 2990

      #3
      He's like Robin Hood.
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      • Pecos Bill
        SBR MVP
        • 05-27-09
        • 1958

        #4
        Props to patty if this is true, the haitians are going thru hell right now.
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        • madmaxx
          SBR MVP
          • 03-14-07
          • 3289

          #5
          bahahahaha, simply awesome
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          • minet123
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-17-07
            • 10280

            #6
            if anyone believes this crap...seek help
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            • 1st and Ten
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 11-13-09
              • 5131

              #7
              Good Job Venditto. Keep up the good work.
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              • mmike032
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-11-08
                • 8905

                #8
                Patty is a stand up guy.
                UTEOT, that was kind of you to donate to Haiti
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                • pavyracer
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 04-12-07
                  • 82503

                  #9
                  We need Wal to send Patty some flowers. He is a hero!
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                  • blittydeuce
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 06-11-08
                    • 5572

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                    Props to patty if this is true, the haitians are going thru hell right now.

                    you've gone soft pecos. I would expect you to do a line of blow off a dead Haitian baby carcass
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                    • Iwinyourmoney
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-18-07
                      • 18368

                      #11
                      post of the yr! hahahah
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                      • flyingillini
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 12-06-06
                        • 41219

                        #12
                        Patty, call me please. 416 line
                        המוסד‎
                        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                        • juni
                          SBR High Roller
                          • 10-03-09
                          • 169

                          #13
                          reet
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                          • treece
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 11-28-07
                            • 6298

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                            Props to patty if this is true, the haitians are going thru hell right now.
                            The Haitians are always going through hell.
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                            • BadBeatBodog
                              SBR MVP
                              • 06-05-08
                              • 1006

                              #15
                              LOL. Parts of that letter are so damn eloquent.

                              Originally posted by smitch124
                              I have a tear in my eye...
                              This!
                              "Things happen for a reason, they say, but I say there's a reason things happen"

                              "Not everybody talks, but everybody lies / Not everybody lives, but everybody dies"
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                              • Fischnasty
                                SBR MVP
                                • 02-10-09
                                • 1931

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BadBeatBodog
                                LOL. Parts of that letter are so damn eloquent.
                                indeed. possibly a little too eloquent. word on the street is that patty hired one of those public affairs firms (allegedly the same one that a-rod hired amidst steroid allegations) and they in fact wrote this for him.
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                                • TheLock
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 04-06-08
                                  • 14427

                                  #17
                                  I guess it's cool to joke about a guy getting stiffed $200.
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                                  • Brock Landers
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 06-30-08
                                    • 45360

                                    #18
                                    what a croc of shit
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                                    • ZetaPsi808
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-18-08
                                      • 12119

                                      #19
                                      patty u fukkk pay UTEOT his money. u fukkin stiff
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                                      • BadBeatBodog
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 06-05-08
                                        • 1006

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Fischnasty
                                        indeed. possibly a little too eloquent. word on the street is that patty hired one of those public affairs firms (allegedly the same one that a-rod hired amidst steroid allegations) and they in fact wrote this for him.
                                        "Things happen for a reason, they say, but I say there's a reason things happen"

                                        "Not everybody talks, but everybody lies / Not everybody lives, but everybody dies"
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                                        • ZetaPsi808
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 09-18-08
                                          • 12119

                                          #21
                                          patty u fukkin ask the guy if he wants to donate to HAITI before he fukkin lends u the money u barreled in FUKK. U DONT tell him after the fact
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                                          • BadBeatBodog
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 06-05-08
                                            • 1006

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by TheLock
                                            I guess it's cool to joke about a guy getting stiffed $200.
                                            Not sure if you're referring specifically to me but either way, laughing at this letter doesn't mean I don't think what Pat did is wrong. Although I admit it's poor taste to laugh at UTEOT's expense. I apologize for that UTEOT.
                                            "Things happen for a reason, they say, but I say there's a reason things happen"

                                            "Not everybody talks, but everybody lies / Not everybody lives, but everybody dies"
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                                            • pico
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 04-05-07
                                              • 27321

                                              #23
                                              thread of the year
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                                              • tltaylor89
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 06-19-09
                                                • 19610

                                                #24
                                                Holy shit we have the post of the year already
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                                                • tltaylor89
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 06-19-09
                                                  • 19610

                                                  #25
                                                  Wait till Untiltheend oftime sees this
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                                                  • Iwinyourmoney
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 04-18-07
                                                    • 18368

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by tltaylor89
                                                    Wait till Untiltheend oftime sees this
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                                                    • SHADYLANKY
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 10-13-09
                                                      • 1137

                                                      #27
                                                      I fixed it for Patty ...probably to long for most to read.

                                                      Originally posted by Fischnasty
                                                      a few hours ago i recieved this email from patty venditto. he told me that he was having trouble logging into his SBR account and requested that i post this in players talk. original message to follow:

                                                      Fischnasty,

                                                      Over the past several days, I have had difficulty logging into my account at SBRForum. My password was long forgotten, not wanting to face UTEOT. I know I'm behind this, in a pitiful attempt to save face in Players Talk. I am attempting to resolve this isssue and have been chasing none stop since. In the meantime, I jacked three 7-11's,two funeral homes and a partridge in a pear tree. I'm sending this message to you in the hopes that you will post it in Players Talk. I know I'm showing my true degenerate tendencies and hope the numbers on the fortune cookie I stole from the Chinese restaurant helps me hit the lottery to pay my debt to UTOET and many others.

                                                      Next, UntilTheNDofTimE transferred me the $200 with PayPal succesfully. At or around this time, however, I had just learned of the recent tragedy that befell the nation of Haiti. I thought to myself (Patty we can loose this on a bet at 5 Dimes and claim we donated to Haiti)

                                                      As you know, Fischnasty, Lady Luck has been less than kind to me over the last few months. I have seen first hand what a gambling addiction can do to a man, his family and his other personal relationships. I have successfully hid the world of gambling from my family and other personal relationships in the last few weeks. In order to continue my addiction at all costs.

                                                      My next move was one about which I thought long and hard. Should I take the fav or the dog? Home or away? Ov or Und? While I do not know UntilTheNDofTimE very well, I know it wouldn't matter if he was my mother,father or brother. I will screw them all the same.Action is all I care about. If I don't continue to gamble I will regret it. Maybe not today; maybe not tomorrow; but soon-proabably the next 5 minutes. So I took the $200 he sent me and lost it on the first bet I saw on the board.

                                                      Please inform UntilTheNDofTimE that he is SH!T OUTTA LUCK. I sent him an IOU. (A piece of toilet paper I wiped my ass with) I will send it via snail mail to him at my soonest opportunity. I also realize that he may be angry with me regarding my decision, but I know that in time he will get over it (or not I don't care). Thank you in advance for posting this message in the Players Talk Forum.

                                                      Cordially Yours,
                                                      Patrick T. Venditto,Capt. Douchebag.
                                                      Best of luck collecting UTOET. I hope your bank stopped the transfer. I haven't read enough to know.
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                                                      • BGS 9.5
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 01-10-08
                                                        • 4628

                                                        #28
                                                        lol, he wrote you a book
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                                                        • Fischnasty
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 02-10-09
                                                          • 1931

                                                          #29

                                                          great editing shady
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                                                          • SHADYLANKY
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 10-13-09
                                                            • 1137

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Fischnasty

                                                            great editing shady
                                                            Thanks, I hoped a couple people would read it. Kind of long. My 1st attempt at real humor on SBR.
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                                                            • StraitShooter
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 07-22-09
                                                              • 10464

                                                              #31
                                                              Bull shit..fuk off thief
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                                                              • landers781
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 02-27-09
                                                                • 4774

                                                                #32
                                                                Unreal. Did he really this forum would say "awwww well it was for a good cause, well done". Get the fuk outta here with that riff raff.

                                                                The guy tried to steal the 200 bucks, period. A 24 yr old is in no position to decide what to do with someone else's money. God damn
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                                                                • Grandmaster B
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 09-05-09
                                                                  • 6035

                                                                  #33
                                                                  just....WOW
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                                                                  • Jonah
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 10-21-09
                                                                    • 4042

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Am I thick? Is this letter from Ven a joke...If not, some of you's have absolutely lost it, giving this guy props for having the lowlife audacity to pull this selfish save the world, screw your neighbors type of stunt that is driving this country into the toilet.
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                                                                    • DeluxeLiner
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 01-29-08
                                                                      • 4132

                                                                      #35
                                                                      What a piece of shit liar. Venditto is also not a lawyer and signed it esquire. What a low life. This is stealing, it doesn't matter if he donated the money (he didn't).

                                                                      Hope you stopped that payment untiltheend...venditto needs to stop making up bs excuses for why he is a coward and not getting on the forum. This is also really none of the forums business to begin with so he need not post this ridiculous statement. We should start a fund to hunt this guy down and ruin him.
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