Mudcat is pissed off about this.......

[betplom]

Mudcat hates when they have a so-called lesbian layout but the girls don't touch each other.
Like one will lick the air a foot from the other's snatch.
They will pucker up but not even touch lips. Like what? You can't even do a little peck?

It's not that he find it frustrating or whatever - it is so easy to find girls who will do everything.
It takes seconds.
It just seems so pointless and stupid.

For the same reason, he is not crazy about "teen" models who are obviously in their 40's.

[BGS 9.5]

[sickler]

40 yr olds in pigtails.

Should outlaw that shit.

[betplom]

40 yr olds in pigtails.

Should outlaw that shit.

I picked up a hooker years ago that was obviously in her 40's but was trying to convince me she was 18!

I let her blow me anyway.

[sickler]

I picked up a hooker years ago that was obviously in her 40's but was trying to convince me she was 18!

I let her blow me anyway.

The point being the younger ones can charge more.

[Sam Odom]

I picked up a hooker years ago that was obviously in his 20's but was trying to convince me he was 14!

I let him blow me anyway.

[betplom]

I picked up a hooker years ago that was obviously in his 20's but was trying to convince me he was 14!

I let him blow me anyway.

Sam, you got balls calling my threads weak pal.

[sickler]

I picked up a hooker years ago that was obviously in his 20's but was trying to convince me he was 14!

I let him blow me anyway.

[Chi_archie]

mudcat was born to recall porn