Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

**KVB** · 08-31-20, 10:31 PM

All I'm saying is that if she wants to dance around in a bikini then the classy thing to do would be to objecify her...

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Right???

**KVB** · 08-31-20, 10:31 PM

Just sayin'

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**KVB** · 08-31-20, 10:32 PM

OKC flexed early in the 4th but now it's a game.

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**DiggityDaggityDo** · 08-31-20, 11:13 PM

Did we ever find out if the Kool-Aid Man was the liquid or the jug?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 09-01-20, 09:34 AM

He can't be both.

Can he???

**KVB** · 09-01-20, 01:05 PM

Acupuncture time, again. If a play triggers I won’t know.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 09-01-20, 03:40 PM

KVB, I hope you are getting a happy ending with that acupuncture.

**KVB** · 09-01-20, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

KVB, I hope you are getting a happy ending with that acupuncture.

If by happy ending in acupuncture you mean a needle to my dikk, then no, I did not get that.

Also, in case CV1 stimulation was your idea of happy ending, know that did not take a needle to the taint, ain't no man going that route with me...

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 09-01-20, 04:12 PM

Nice anus, KVB.

**stevek173** · 09-01-20, 04:16 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Nice anus, KVB.

Plus one

**KVB** · 09-01-20, 05:23 PM

The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

914	1-Sep	BOS +160
918		KC +182
927		ARI +202

BOS and KC are the backbone plays.

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**stevenash** · 09-01-20, 09:27 PM

Originally posted by KVB

The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

914	1-Sep	BOS +160
918		KC +182
927		ARI +202

BOS and KC are the backbone plays.

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I bet she has a nice anus too.

**BrickJames** · 09-02-20, 01:34 AM

Originally posted by KVB

Uhhhh, I don't recall challenging the classiness of any of your threads, DDD.

Speaking of classy, Mickey D's always trains their managers well...

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Get that big ol titty back out.

She was kinda hot. Might have to give her treatment at my home for wayward women.

**turtledoves** · 09-02-20, 06:08 AM

**KVB** · 09-02-20, 04:19 PM

The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

956	2-Sep	MIA +107
979		ARI +187

Arizona is the backbone play here and backbone plays are coming off of 4 straight losses.

**KVB** · 09-02-20, 10:11 PM

I'm not putting enough analysis in here when there is plenty to write about. Both Monday and tonight we had splits with the spreads being the same number, something I've written about in the past.

After all kinds of trading I am in the end hoping Houston wins tonight, especially 2nd half, seems like most of my analysis was done over text, not posted.

The KVB NCAAF UPSET Basket is also churning and made buys but I have to post the current lines I suppose, it's only the first 3 games. They probably lose anyway lol.

The MLB Contrarian Fund has lost 4 in a row with the last two losses giving up 10 runs and only scoring 1 and 3. It's an interesting little bubble style, often we see it with a deeper losing streak, but I really like Zona tonight.

**stevenash** · 09-03-20, 10:10 AM

Good fukking morning all!

**KVB** · 09-03-20, 01:01 PM

Not sure how much of this I am going to track this year but just in case...

The KVB NCAAF ATS/ML Fund has picked up...

248

3-Sep

UAB -21 (-105)

Good Luck.

**stevenash** · 09-03-20, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Not sure how much of this I am going to track this year but just in case...

The KVB NCAAF ATS/ML Fund has picked up...

248

3-Sep

UAB -21 (-105)

Good Luck.

I like my Beiber baked, not roasted.

(sorry, that's the best I got so far today)

**KVB** · 09-03-20, 02:48 PM

**KVB** · 09-03-20, 02:51 PM

The KVB NCAAF UPSET Basket has picked up...

241	5-Sep	M TENN ST +155
243	7-Sep	BYU -120
403	12-Sep	COAST CAR +150

Need to get these plays down, lost about 16 cents on the BYU line which I'm a little less worried about if it wins as far as tracking at SBR, but I'm more worried about not getting credit for beating the closer here, that's an important gauge that we look at.

I will get charts and results out as this is one of those of those market tracking Funds.

**turtledoves** · 09-03-20, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by KVB

If by happy ending in acupuncture you mean a needle to my dikk, then no, I did not get that.

Also, in case CV1 stimulation was your idea of happy ending, know that did not take a needle to the taint, ain't no man going that route with me...

seem to know a lot about it for someone who's never had it done before

**stevenash** · 09-03-20, 08:05 PM

Why is it every time I run into the grocery store "for 20 bucks of items" I wind up spending like 80 dollars.
160 dollars if I'm stoned.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 09-03-20, 08:46 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Why is it every time I run into the grocery store "for 20 bucks of items" I wind up spending like 80 dollars.
160 dollars if I'm stoned.

Becausr Oreo cookies and Pringles are fukking delicious.

**stevenash** · 09-03-20, 08:49 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Becausr Oreo cookies delicious.

Those double stuffed ones are amazing with a big fat glass of cows milk.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 09-03-20, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Those double stuffed ones are amazing with a big fat glass of cows milk.

God damn right

**KVB** · 09-03-20, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by KVB

We have another long course here at East Lake in Atlanta.

It's another Par 70 and it stretches about 7,350 yards and is similar to last week as far as average fairway widths, much more narrow than TPC Boston.

Here's what I know...The fairway is Meyer Zoysiagrass and the rough is only 2.5" but am told it's a bitch with the Tifway Bermudagrass.

Greens are also a bermudagrass known as MiniVerde UltraDwarf and I see the stimp as 12.5.

They set this thing up so that the 18th hole can provide drama as a par 5 590 yarder.

Not so sure this course is all about the long hitters though, there needs to be accuracy off the tee. I count 6 par 4's at more than 450 yards and after the 6th hole par 5 you don't see another par 5 until that 18th hole. That means there needs to be tight play in between and hitting out of the Tifway Bermuda rough is not ideal, not to mention the trees.

That par 3 15th looks cool with the green and trap nearly surrounded by water. I think water comes into play on at least 4 of the holes.

These greens should be pretty fast with the 12.5 stimp and they have a back to front slant or pitch. Placement on the green will be important here as golfers don't want to be putting downhill with the expected speeds of the greens.

We need a ball striker here that has been accurate off the fairways, has been a scrambler, and controls his putter in recent performance metrics.

Speaking of needs, we also need a golfer that is stong in recent performance in a few of my strokes gained metrics. I'm looking around the green, at putting, and overall rankings in particular.

Speaking of speaking of the needs we need we have to consider the odds when measured against these metrics.

Brendon Todd is as accurate off the tee as any golfer out there as far as my recent performance skill stats are concerned. An argument can be made for Morikawa being #1 on my list, but Todd is right there. Todd is top 15 on my scrambling and putting average per greens in regulation.

When it comes my recent strokes gained metrics I have Todd top 5 around the green, top 10 in putting, and overall top 15 relative to the field.

He's accurate off the tee and skillful with the short game but the best thing is that he pays pretty well considering his current skill level on a course where even the best golfers of today and their long wild hitting can be equalized.

I've avoided the staggered start and BM has the best odds for both bets when I went ahead and picked up...

Brendon Todd +5250 lowest 72 hole score.
Brendon Todd +2628 lowest first round score (excluding handicap).

Good Luck.

Originally posted by KVB

...Brendon Todd +5250 lowest 72 hole score.
Brendon Todd +2628 lowest first round score (excluding handicap)...

I actually made a typo here with that +2628. That was the BM line but I also picked it up at BOL...

Brendon Todd +3300 lowest round 1 score (starting strokes do not count).

I added a third unit to the tourney and picked up...

Brendon Todd +225 Top 10 Finish

This bet will count the staggered start and is available at BOL and Heritage.

Good Luck.

**KVB** · 09-03-20, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

God damn right

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**KVB** · 09-03-20, 11:06 PM

I've played it over and over in slow mo, grabbed the slider and replayed it, the clockwork is amazingly accurate.

Somehow his release is on time. Amazing pass, amazing shot.

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**KVB** · 09-03-20, 11:18 PM

I have Celtics futures and I can't believe this wasn't the game winner...

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**stevenash** · 09-04-20, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by KVB

I have Celtics futures and I can't believe this wasn't the game winner...

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Reminds me of Ray Allen all over again.

**KVB** · 09-04-20, 11:28 AM

The KVB NCAAF ATS/ML Fund has picked up...

241 M TENN ST +4 (-108)

**KVB** · 09-04-20, 11:29 AM

The KVB NCAAF Totals Fund has picked up...

244 BYU/NAVY UNDER 49.5 (-106)

**KVB** · 09-04-20, 03:18 PM

The KVB NBA ATS/ML Fund has picked up...

739

4-Sep

HOU +6.5 (-108)

I also have +6 (-101).

**KVB** · 09-04-20, 04:06 PM

The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

961	4-Sep	WAS +146
972		LAA +102
979		ARI +123

None of these are backbone plays.