Fly Me #3 "The Resurrection" Sports Talk,Good Tunes,Great Times, Anything Goes

**KVB** · 08-30-20, 11:55 AM

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 08-30-20, 11:58 AM

Woke up with the sweetest boner today.

**KVB** · 08-30-20, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Woke up with the sweetest boner today.

Me too and my wife was right there next to me, naked.

Let's just say things worked out well for my sweet boner.

"Woke up to the Angels singing in my head.
You look so good naked next to me
An Angel in my bed."

**KVB** · 08-30-20, 12:55 PM

It's just too early for that big lead in the NBA and the the Boston's MLB game, a contrarian tracking play (though not a backbone play) just started.

Went LIVE to pick up Toronto but the line isn't very sexy at +5.5 so I paid and took +6.5, +5.5 and even some +4.5.

Fuk it.

**KVB** · 08-30-20, 01:32 PM

Texas +1.5 (+122)

**turtledoves** · 08-30-20, 07:56 PM

**KVB** · 08-30-20, 08:23 PM

Fuk I bought Vegas to win tonight, called it in and everything and then realized I had forgotten they won as the swing game last week convincingly 5-0.

Fuk.

I did not mean to put them in that position again. I was working another angle.

Fawk.

Like I said. FUK!!

Mistakes cost money. And when that loses I will have gone from winning in every sport yesterday to losing in NHL, NBA LIVE, PGA, horses, and MLB vig today.

Give and muther fukkin take!

**KVB** · 08-30-20, 08:30 PM

Of course if Vegas pulls it out then I mitigate much of the damage today.

So go Vegas!

**KVB** · 08-30-20, 08:35 PM

Here's the Channel 13 Vegas Golden Knight's promo...

Preseason Channel 13 Promo | Vegas Golden Knights

https://www.nhl.com/goldenknights/video/preseason-channel-13-promo/t-282798380/c-68787303

The Golden Knight and his friends are pretty excited that the VGK preseason games are going to air on Channel 13!

If you didn't know, now you know.

**KVB** · 08-30-20, 08:42 PM

Vegas fans are crazy...

**KVB** · 08-30-20, 08:43 PM

LMAO turns out Vancouver fans gots some wild streaks too...

**turtledoves** · 08-31-20, 08:50 AM

which ranking method do you guys like?

method{‘average’, ‘min’, ‘max’, ‘first’, ‘dense’}, default ‘average’
How to rank the group of records that have the same value (i.e. ties):

average: average rank of the group

min: lowest rank in the group

max: highest rank in the group

first: ranks assigned in order they appear in the array

dense: like ‘min’, but rank always increases by 1 between groups.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 08-31-20, 09:46 AM

Hey Doves, is this for sports or rooster size?

**turtledoves** · 08-31-20, 11:10 AM

doesn't matter cuz it only applies to ties

my rooster size is ranked #1

...in smallest to largest

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 08-31-20, 02:30 PM

A husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?"

"We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes", she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

**KVB** · 08-31-20, 04:01 PM

**KVB** · 08-31-20, 04:02 PM

The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

959	31-Aug	WAS +131
962		BOS +167
968		MIN +110

BOS is the back bone play here. Backbone plays are 5-5 over their last 10 plays.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 08-31-20, 04:11 PM

Would you bang Cindy andolt?

Be honest. Would you let her rip your rooster off?

Are we looking at the Yankees today?

**KVB** · 08-31-20, 04:22 PM

**KVB** · 08-31-20, 04:24 PM

Remember Blake Edward's Skin Deep?

There was a muscle chick in that one.

John Ritter classic John RItter too...

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 08-31-20, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by KVB

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 08-31-20, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Remember Blake Edward's Skin Deep?

There was a muscle chick in that one.

John Ritter classic John RItter too...

She was one of the American Gladiator chicks, right?

**KVB** · 08-31-20, 06:42 PM

The KVB NBA Contrarian Fund has picked up...

718

31-Aug

OKC +5 (-102)

That first game will be uncertain up until the end, but this one triggered in the Fund.

**KVB** · 08-31-20, 06:45 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

She was one of the American Gladiator chicks, right?

That does sound familiar, lol, I think you're right.

Can't high five during the Kung Flu so hip bump!!!

**stevenash** · 08-31-20, 07:18 PM

For a little girl that Lily from AT&T has some mighty beefy bitties.

**KVB** · 08-31-20, 07:26 PM

Not cool Nasher, she's a victim.

A victim at the keyboard hands of every healthy straight mail and a good portion of lesbians too..lol...

Actress who plays AT&T's Lily is facing waves of online sexual harassment

Actress who plays AT&T's Lily is facing waves of online sexual harassment

https://news.yahoo.com/actress-plays-ts-lily-facing-212546360.html

Milana Vayntrub, an actress who is best known as Lily from commercials for AT&T, is now facing a wave of sexual harassment online after social media users rediscovered her videos for the company.

**KVB** · 08-31-20, 07:28 PM

Wait, there's no article to quote, just a vid.

DDD, didn't you make a thread objectifying MIlana Vayntrub?

If not perhaps it's time to.

**stevenash** · 08-31-20, 07:54 PM

Doesn’t change the fact she’s got big bitties though.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 08-31-20, 07:57 PM

Objectifying???

No way man, my thread was classy.

Sportsbook Review Forum

https://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-talk/3606805-do-you-like-t-commercial-girl-lilly.html

**KVB** · 08-31-20, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

...https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...irl-lilly.html

**KVB** · 08-31-20, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Objectifying???

No way man, my thread was classy...

Uhhhh, I don't recall challenging the classiness of any of your threads, DDD.

Speaking of classy, Mickey D's always trains their managers well...

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**KVB** · 08-31-20, 08:12 PM

Speaking of titties, did you see those flying titittes^^^^?

Originally posted by stevenash

Doesn’t change the fact she’s got big bitties though.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 08-31-20, 09:40 PM

Wait... Was McDonalds serving crab legs that day??

**KVB** · 08-31-20, 10:13 PM

Crab Legs! Crab Legs y'all!!

**KVB** · 08-31-20, 10:13 PM