Fight Club (The Idiot Box)

[hehfest]

Is that because you pooped your pants at the track today and forgot to pack a diaper in your picnic basket?

Fukker has IBS, and is a drunk on top of it.....of course diapers are intact. I'm kidding DrunkHorsey but I had to laugh.

[Eddy Munny]

Not at all, looks typical to me.

He said horse guys, not horse gays.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Fukk you and your boyfriend/avatar bitch.

[Eddy Munny]

That's like the second time Johnny Vegas has shit on Drunk Horse Banger's elementary school zingers. That's tough.

In Banger's mind, he's slaying to a standing ovation, but in reality he's dropping bombs even JV can't endorse.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

That's like the second time Johnny Vegas has shit on Drunk Horse Banger's elementary school zingers. That's tough.

In Banger's mind, he's slaying to a standing ovation, but in reality he's dropping bombs even JV can't endorse.

JV's opinion is as good as his and your picks, bitch.

[Eddy Munny]

Aww shit man, Johnny catching strays from the pony shagger. What's this world coming to?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Sounds like Johnny and yourself are getting a bit too friendly, bitch.

[Eddy Munny]

Sounds like Johnny and yourself are getting a bit too friendly, bitch.

Oh that's right, you only condone friendly relations with quadrupeds.

How many petting zoos have you been banned from again?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

You and your boyfriend/avatar know all about petting, don't you two?

[Eddy Munny]

You and your boyfriend/avatar know all about petting, don't you two?

I don't think this dud of a reply is gonna earn back Johnny's respect. Try harder.

Don't you have an ace you can go to for times like these? Something that always kills, no matter the situation?

Now would be the time to unleash your best roast. You're flailing hard, better play the ace card.

Just trying to help you out here. Johnny's watching.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

I don't give a shit about JV's respect.

[Eddy Munny]

I don't give a shit about JV's respect.

Why not? He has authored more threads on SBR than almost anyone.

It behooves you to earn the respect and good graces of Johnny. Don't you wanna be popular?

Don't you wanna shed your reputation as the weird guy who spends an inordinate amount of time on the farm?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Big deal, he's quantity over quality.
No, I don't care.
Get back to the bathhouse, fool.

[Eddy Munny]

Big deal, he's quantity over quality.
No, I don't care.
Get back to the bathhouse, fool.

What are you wearing?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Am I with your mother or not?

[Eddy Munny]

Am I with your mother or not?

I don't think you're gonna win Johnny's heart with that one. If that's your ace then you're in trouble.

I only ask what you're wearing because Johnny Vegas has a "type." Would you consider yourself a casual bloke or lean more in the direction of formal attire? Do your sport nifty, little saddle shoes or do you rock dad sneakers?

Gimme something to work with here.

I'd like to set up a play date with you and Johnny, and please don't take that out of context. This doesn't mean you have to go the whole sexual route, unless of course that's something you wish to explore with him. I just think it would present you with a great opportunity to make a new friend. Does that make sense?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

I wear Washington Redskins apparel, now stick to your own kind queerbait.

[Eddy Munny]

I wear Washington Redskins apparel, now stick to your own kind queerbait.

Hey, that's pretty cool man... I think Johnny would be into something like that. He's a real sports nut himself.

Would you care to elaborate a little more on your wardrobe?

Are we talking jerseys, blazers, pajama bottoms, Snuggies? What's your jam?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Your queer ass wouldn't like it, way too normal for you.

[Eddy Munny]

Your queer ass wouldn't like it, way too normal for you.

Don't lose sight of the objective, Horse Banger. Don't make this about me. This is about you and Johnny's play date.

Give him a taste of what he has to look forward to. Not the whole enchilada, just a taste. A nibble, if you will. Tease him.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Quit fantasizing, bitch. Get some help; see a therapist.

[Eddy Munny]

If that were true, nobody would mess with you.

How many more posts must I delete before you learn your lesson?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

How many more posts must I delete before you learn your lesson?

Shut up and post plays instead of talking shit, fool.

[Eddy Munny]

Shut up and post plays instead of talking shit, fool.

The reason myself and the arch moderator decided to delete your posts is because we decided you give off "retard vibes" and that's not a good look for people visiting the site. If they see your mentally disabled posts, they'll leave, thinking it's some kind of handicapped community.

Does that make sense? Are you okay with our decision to delete your posts for the betterment of SBR?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

It's "the arch moderator and I"; improve your grammar, clown.

[Eddy Munny]

He should've said monkey infested.

You said the the exact same thing about the Apollo Theater in Harlem and I'm beginning to wonder if you're the most racist member SBR has ever had.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

You said the the exact same thing about the Apollo Theater in Harlem and I'm beginning to wonder if you're the most racist member SBR has ever had.

If I was a racist, I would say Heil Hitler, you fool but I won't say that because I'm not a racist.

[Eddy Munny]

If I was a racist, I would say Heil Hitler, you fool but I won't say that because I'm not a racist.

That would make you antisemitic, you moron.

At least you didn't deny the monkeys in Harlem comment. Now everyone can see you for who you are.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

You're a dumbass; I've never mentioned that neighborhood in NY in any of my posts on this forum.