Is There Any Way the Falcons Don't Win the NFC South this year?

[Eddy Munny]

You're entitled to your opinion and you're wrong; take it like a man you fool. I never said tough divisions are easy to handicap, only that weaker ones are more difficult. I rarely bet futures; usually too much juice and too many unknowns, especially in cases like the the NFC South.

If I'm wrong then you clearly have the correct answer... Who is it then? Because despite your claims to the contrary, you've been nothing but wishy washy on the subject. Make it nice and easy for everyone and tell us who wins the division. I have a feeling no answer is forthcoming and I'm willing to bet on it at chalk odds.

Apparently the only thing I'm "wrong" about is daring to have an opinion.

And if you believe tough divisions are difficult to cap and that weak divisions are impossible, then why are you bothering to comment at all, much less dragging your petty objections out over multiple mind numbing posts?

Just say you'd rather not bet it and get the fukk out of the way. This thread obviously isn't for you.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

The correct answer is that the division is too hard to predict; if you think that the Falcons are an easy call, which you obviously do based on the title of the thread, you're wrong. If I knew who would win it, I'd have a huge bet on it. I don't know who'll win it...and neither do you. Sucks when someone doesn't buy your bullshit, doesn't it fool.

[Eddy Munny]

The correct answer is that the division is too hard to predict; if you think that the Falcons are an easy call, which you obviously do based on the title of the thread, you're wrong. If I knew who would win it, I'd have a huge bet on it. I don't know who'll win it...and neither do you. Sucks when someone doesn't buy your bullshit, doesn't it fool.

You're a moron. Anyone could say anything is too hard to predict. You didn't prove that I was wrong, you only proved that you have no balls. Why bother gambling at all? If certainty is what you're seeking then you need to find another hobby.

I don't bet on golf because it's not my strength, yet I know a couple people who pocketed Scottie Scheffler tickets a few days ago at +325. I didn't shame or scold them for doing so. They know golf better than I do.

I actually have a pretty good track record with NFL futures and season win totals. If you don't, that's on you. It's not your job to tell others what to bet and what to avoid, fukking weirdo.

See this is what you do, you go around pouting about betting being too tough and how it's become unbeatable and yada, yada, yada. You're a defeatist and insist someone shouldn't attempt something since you personally find it daunting.

Get off the forum and go sit on a park bench somewhere, geezer.

[bhoor]

You're predicting things in a league that is basically WWE 2.0, rigging games on the fly, good stuff!

[Eddy Munny]

You're predicting things in a league that is basically WWE 2.0, rigging games on the fly, good stuff!

Professional wrestling is one of the most predictable events on the planet.

Bet on Hogan in the main event, fade Tito Santana on the undercard.

Bhoor you've never expressed a pregame opinion on a single sporting contest in your entire SBR career, your take is utterly meaningless. You seldom see sunlight as it just bounces off your tinfoil teepee.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

You're a shithead trying to be another jj; unlike him, your stupidity isn't an act.

[Eddy Munny]

You're a shithead trying to be another jj; unlike him, your stupidity isn't an act.

Stop whining, puss. Get off the forum and get into a retirement home. The game has passed you up and you're worse for the wear.

[Eddy Munny]

This Drunk Horse Banger is a real tool.

Never seen a grown man so salty over a thread title tinged with a splash of hyperbole. Unreal.

This dude needs a life or a sponsor or something... someone to wheel his chair out onto the lawn so he can smell grass.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

You're a dumbass bitch, take your shit elsewhere.

[Eddy Munny]

You're a dumbass bitch, take your shit elsewhere.

Cry some more, you impotent corpse. Hyperbole broke you. Skip the dead cat bounce and snuggle up in a body bag.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Keep complaining pussyboy, someone doesn't believe your garbage; you aren't gonna do anything about it.

[Eddy Munny]

Keep complaining pussyboy, someone doesn't believe your garbage; you aren't gonna do anything about it.

You've lost the plot. You're senile. I stated an opinion on sports in a sports forum, you're the one complaining.

"Oh YoU CaN't Do THat HeRE... It'S tOo HaRd tO PRediCt STufF... EvERyone ShoUld CUck oUt Like MEEEEeeeeeeeeee!"

Drunk Horse Diddler has spoken and he is not a happy camper, folks.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Mrs. Munny can't handle any kind of disagreement, she must be an only child.

[Eddy Munny]

Guys be on the lookout for Drunk Horse Diddler's world P.S.A. tour this summer entitled "Gambling Hard, Drinking Easy" where he warns against the dangers of stating an opinion on football and, moreover, the use of reckless hyperbole when doing so.

[GunShard]

Falcons are going to draft the best pass rusher.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Coming soon: Mrs. Munny's tout service: she knows it all, how dare you think different; just give her your cash.

[homie1975]

looks solid, good points on the other teams.

[Eddy Munny]

Coming soon: Mrs. Munny's tout service: she knows it all, how dare you think different; just give her your cash.

This clown is so frazzled by someone putting forth an opinion on a gambling site, that he's actually resorted to calling me a tout. Imagine the mental gymnastics this washed up degen has to do to convince himself I'm a bad guy for saying I think a team might win the division. In his world indecision is a virtue I guess.

[Slurry Pumper]

Well the Falcons are just like the Jets last year, and just like the Jets, they will find a way to suck.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Mrs. Munny can't handle a difference of opinion; just believe what she says, don't question anything.

[Eddy Munny]

Mrs. Munny can't handle a difference of opinion; just believe what she says, don't question anything.

You're coping really hard right now. I created a Falcons to win division thread. You keep on with this "difference of opinion" ideology as if you've been attacked. You literally don't have an opinion to oppose, yet you insist it has been maligned. Victim identity much?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

I keep repeating the truth, which you can't handle fool.

[Eddy Munny]

I keep repeating the truth, which you can't handle fool.

No, you keep repeating a mantra with no foundation... it's just a coping mechanism.

[Eddy Munny]

Look Horse Banger... I know you're desperately trying to save face in the court of public opinion, but I'm afraid that ship has long sailed.

You entered a pick thread apparently to promote abstinence, which in and of itself is bizarre to begin with.

"I don't know, therefore no one should bet it. Be like me."

Then you insisted I was "wrong" over and over, yet couldn't articulate what I was wrong about, since, well, you didn't actually have an opinion on the subject.

Lastly you played the victim card and have been howling ever since. You can repeat your warped interpretations of events til the cows come home, it doesn't make them objectively true. It just means you need to fabricate an emotional crutch to get you through your day.

Seems like you just need a friend, or someone to talk to... Someone to acknowledge your existence. I'm not up to the challenge of becoming your online therapist. I hope that doesn't send you further down the self-pity spiral.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

You're a dumbshit through and through; I said the division is too much of a crapshoot to bet, nothing more. You wanna bet it, do it. You think the odds are worth it, be a fool. I don't give a shit; if you think Atlanta is worth a bet, you're wrong.

[Eddy Munny]

You're a dumbshit through and through; I said the division is too much of a crapshoot to bet, nothing more. You wanna bet it, do it. You think the odds are worth it, be a fool. I don't give a shit; if you think Atlanta is worth a bet, you're wrong.

What's hilarious is you said you wouldn't bet anything north of -150 on this yet the actual odds are only -110 so you're technically higher on the Falcons than the market, yet you've spent countless posts in here declaring me "wrong."

Moreover, you still haven't clarified how I'm wrong if, in your estimation, the division is too tight to call. Someone has to win it, numbnutz... the NFL isn't gonna declare a four way draw just because Drunk Horse Banger said so.

Aaaaand go!

[DrunkHorseplayer]

The NFL isn't gonna declare Atl the winner because Mrs. Munny bet on it and the fact that the Falcons' odds are so suspiciously juicy brings to mind one phrase: if it's too good to be true, it probably is.

[Optional]

The NFL isn't gonna declare Atl the winner because Mrs. Munny bet on it and the fact that the Falcons' odds are so suspiciously juicy brings to mind one phrase: if it's too good to be true, it probably is.

I live by that one mostly.

But when it comes to betting I can often convince myself that the books are wrong and I am the only one who is correct


You two are getting boing repeating the same stuff over and over btw.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Sometimes I can as well but my experience has been that more often that not, when the line is way off the linesmakers are right and I'm wrong.

[Eddy Munny]

The NFL isn't gonna declare Atl the winner because Mrs. Munny bet on it and the fact that the Falcons' odds are so suspiciously juicy brings to mind one phrase: if it's too good to be true, it probably is.

The first line is another non-answer. You keep skirting the the question with failed attempt at humor. Look, you're not a funny guy, I don't know who told you otherwise, but you wouldn't even last 2 minutes at open mic night. You have TikTok brain trapped in a retiree's body, that's a really sad combination.

Also, the fact that you call ATL odds to win the division "suspiciously juicy" isn't even congruent with your position this entire thread. Odds at -110 to win a basic straight wager are par, odds at -110 to win a division are chalky. The fact that I have to explain this to you demonstrates how far gone you are.

You've repeated ad nauseam that this four team division that make up the NFC South is super tight yet one of the teams is -110 and you're basically calling it generous. That's not spoken like a person who truly believes the division is tight.

You've betrayed yourself once again. Idiots tend to do that.

[Eddy Munny]

He won't reply any time soon, I think the previous post just broke his brain.

And if he does reply, it won't be anything of substance... just his usual "MuNny cAn't HaNdle tHat I DiSagree" go to card.

[getaloadoffatso]

I think this dispute should be solved by you two guys going in a room, closing the door, taking off all of your clothes and wrestling in a big tub of vanilla pudding

Of course I will be there, naked as well, videotaping it all for safety purposes

As Big John McCarthy would say, let's get it on

[Eddy Munny]

I think this dispute should be solved by you two guys going in a room, closing the door, taking off all of your clothes and wrestling in a big tub of vanilla pudding

Of course I will be there, naked as well, videotaping it all for safety purposes

As Big John McCarthy would say, let's get it on

He'd probably take you up on that, as long as there was a horse involved.

He worked hard for that Drunk Horse Banger moniker and old habits die hard.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

The first line is another non-answer. You keep skirting the the question with failed attempt at humor. Look, you're not a funny guy, I don't know who told you otherwise, but you wouldn't even last 2 minutes at open mic night. You have TikTok brain trapped in a retiree's body, that's a really sad combination.

Also, the fact that you call ATL odds to win the division "suspiciously juicy" isn't even congruent with your position this entire thread. Odds at -110 to win a basic straight wager are par, odds at -110 to win a division are chalky. The fact that I have to explain this to you demonstrates how far gone you are.

You've repeated ad nauseam that this four team division that make up the NFC South is super tight yet one of the teams is -110 and you're basically calling it generous. That's not spoken like a person who truly believes the division is tight.

You've betrayed yourself once again. Idiots tend to do that.

You're an absolute fool. On the face of it Atlanta, in a division with no powerhouse and after signing an extremely sought after QB, should be a clear favorite but for some reason they're not. The books love jungle monkeys like you who think "Is there any way they won't win it?", see the great price and jump on it.Yes, Atlanta might win it and do so easily but odds are they won't.

[Eddy Munny]

You're an absolute fool. On the face of it Atlanta, in a division with no powerhouse and after signing an extremely sought after QB, should be a clear favorite but for some reason they're not. The books love jungle monkeys like you who think "Is there any way they won't win it?", see the great price and jump on it.Yes, Atlanta might win it and do so easily but odds are they won't.

Oh now it's a great price! I must have won this nutjob over. I honestly don't even think -110 is a great price.

Then he follows that up with "Atlanta might win it and do so easily but odds are they won't." Uh, okay... way to cover all your bases there, guy. No wonder you don't fukking bet, you're like a senior on prom night trying to choose her dress.

Holy shit, this guy is a mess... Enough mental gymnastics to make Mary-Lou Retton blush.