DonkLand on the Open Seas: Royal Caribbean Cruise tomorrow........

**VeggieDog** · 03-15-23, 10:38 AM

Bon Voyage.

**Auto Donk** · 03-15-23, 10:44 AM

line em up........ wife and I will be unicorn hunting......

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-15-23, 11:01 AM

Will we get

pics this time??

**Auto Donk** · 03-15-23, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Will we get

pics this time??

ask sbr andy....... I think he will frown on them........

he might be a little limp-wristed.....

all hetero people should smile at these:

**KnuckleHeadz** · 03-15-23, 03:16 PM

We are still waiting on pics from Daytona Sir.
Got us all sitting here with Blue Balls!

**TheMoneyShot** · 03-15-23, 07:14 PM

Enjoy Donker! Royal is the only Cruise Line I'd go on... Great pick sir

**mjsuax13** · 03-15-23, 09:24 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

ask sbr andy....... I think he will frown on them........

he might be a little limp-wristed.....

all hetero people should smile at these:

Nice rack. I hope you find that unicorn and give her the old Donk.

**hehfest** · 03-16-23, 12:17 AM

Is JJBronze going with you as well to tag team with you?

**Auto Donk** · 03-16-23, 04:03 AM

Originally posted by hehfest

Is JJBronze going with you as well to tag team with you?

I may inquire if he is available as a fluffer......

well, I guess he could "rub klits" with em, as his marble is very akin to one.....

**manny24** · 03-16-23, 05:32 AM

never seen a horn scraped unicorn before happy hunting Donker

**Auto Donk** · 03-16-23, 05:44 AM

Originally posted by manny24

never seen a horn scraped unicorn before happy hunting Donker

wife's "unicorn bait"......

I just set back and let those puppies bring in the babes.......

one golden rule in unicorn hunting is always let your wife/girlfriend pick the babe....... for if you pick her, it will be a no-go......

**Ebumdude** · 03-16-23, 07:01 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

told my wife she better saddle up, as I plan to be jockin' the bitches, slappin' the hoes......

we haven't turned out Sum Yung Ho in a while, so we plan to corrupt some babe, or two, who doesn't even know she's bi yet during our voyage......

will post some vids/photos, tho recent censorship of even pg-13 material by sbr (see metal pole guy gif, for example) has me thinking I won't be able to post anything that we do on this f'n cruise......

we'll see.......

If you are going on the Ruby, be careful man. A couple of weeks ago, 200 ppl return with gastro issues. Maybe someone didn’t wash their hands before making the soup.

**manny24** · 03-19-23, 06:03 AM

Dangles is afraid to ask

what does unicorn pvssy taste like skittles ?

**Auto Donk** · 03-21-23, 02:41 PM

Originally posted by manny24

Dangles is afraid to ask

what does unicorn pvssy taste like skittles ?

so tasty.........

**DwightShrute** · 03-21-23, 02:44 PM

where are ya stopping along the way?

**Auto Donk** · 03-21-23, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by DwightShrute

where are ya stopping along the way?

four night/five day, only stop in cozumel....

free balcony seaside stateroom

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-21-23, 11:14 PM

Originally posted by manny24

Dangles is afraid to ask

what does unicorn pvssy taste like skittles ?

**TheMoneyShot** · 03-21-23, 11:22 PM

Just checking that new Royal Caribbean Icon Of The Seas Ship for 2024... sweet jesus..... Around $2,000 - $2,800 per person 7 nights. Are they on crack?

**Auto Donk** · 03-22-23, 09:12 AM

I need to update the unicorn thread..... we could have had her.... fine ass brunette babe hiding some sort of little electronic pigs around the ship's casino, hit on me at the bar, begging me to take one of her pigs..... I put it in the cleavage of this statute that is barred off from touching it in the middle of the casino, of a couple dancing in black tie garb from like back in the twenties. As you cant reach the couple from the railing around out, I had to perfectly toss it up into the statute babe's .... accomplished that feet like penny hardaway draining a three on my first attempt.....

my wife rolls up, and, due to the "rules", she saw how bad that babe wanted to bang, and squelched the whole scenario. I didn't have time to tell the uni, "hey, come find my wife and act like you have never talked to me before in my life -- this has to be her decision or it ain't happening....." fine british accented big tittied slut who was clearly bi.....

not all hunting stories end in success like the one below obviously did.....

unicorn hunting was made difficult by cruise conditions, as well. not the weather or waves, but the fact that Sigma Gamma Rho was having a huge reunion and conference on the ship..... while those heavy weights made up about 40 percent of the women on the boat, they made up 80 percent of the weight on the boat.... I've never seen so many fat black women in my life.......

diggity, manny, etc., zoom in on those pigs, ie, hogs, and see if you can find even one that isn't over 175 pounds.......

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-22-23, 09:36 AM

It’s like trying to find Waldo but Waldo isn’t even in the picture.

**Auto Donk** · 03-22-23, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

It’s like trying to find Waldo but Waldo isn’t even in the picture.

we hit rough seas and wind on the next to last day of the cruise; these big mamas were rolling around the decks after losing their balances, I've never seen so many fatasses rolling around screaming in my life.....

wife and I sat in the Windjammer cafe, where they could feed endlessly on the buffet, laughing our asses off, trying to be discreet about what we were laughing at, lest one of this bigones coming over and kicking our asses for laughing at em.....

definitely one of the highlights of the trip....

I kept wanting to ask one of them, "so, like was your sorority the 'fat black chick' sorority?"

**manny24** · 03-23-23, 03:30 AM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

Just checking that new Royal Caribbean Icon Of The Seas Ship for 2024... sweet jesus..... Around $2,000 - $2,800 per person 7 nights. Are they on crack?

Donker said yes 80% crack

big tan crack

**Ebumdude** · 03-23-23, 06:47 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

I need to update the unicorn thread..... we could have had her.... fine ass brunette babe hiding some sort of little electronic pigs around the ship's casino, hit on me at the bar, begging me to take one of her pigs..... I put it in the cleavage of this statute that is barred off from touching it in the middle of the casino, of a couple dancing in black tie garb from like back in the twenties. As you cant reach the couple from the railing around out, I had to perfectly toss it up into the statute babe's .... accomplished that feet like penny hardaway draining a three on my first attempt.....

my wife rolls up, and, due to the "rules", she saw how bad that babe wanted to bang, and squelched the whole scenario. I didn't have time to tell the uni, "hey, come find my wife and act like you have never talked to me before in my life -- this has to be her decision or it ain't happening....." fine british accented big tittied slut who was clearly bi.....

not all hunting stories end in success like the one below obviously did.....

unicorn hunting was made difficult by cruise conditions, as well. not the weather or waves, but the fact that Sigma Gamma Rho was having a huge reunion and conference on the ship..... while those heavy weights made up about 40 percent of the women on the boat, they made up 80 percent of the weight on the boat.... I've never seen so many fat black women in my life.......

diggity, manny, etc., zoom in on those pigs, ie, hogs, and see if you can find even one that isn't over 175 pounds.......

That’s the entire fan base that watches The View.

**manny24** · 03-23-23, 07:38 AM

had unicorn tags but turns into yellow whale hunt

Greenpeace should have boarded the vessel and arrested Donker

**Auto Donk** · 03-23-23, 10:23 AM

at one point during the rough sees, so many of those yellow whales were rolling back and forth on every deck of the ship so bad I thought it may turn out like this:

or this:

**MaltedHopsFrenzy** · 03-23-23, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

unicorn hunting was made difficult by cruise conditions, as well. not the weather or waves, but the fact that Sigma Gamma Rho was having a huge reunion and conference on the ship..... while those heavy weights made up about 40 percent of the women on the boat, they made up 80 percent of the weight on the boat.... I've never seen so many fat black women in my life.......

diggity, manny, etc., zoom in on those pigs, ie, hogs, and see if you can find even one that isn't over 175 pounds.......

View of Donker & his wife looking for some shoreline space to lay down their towel at the Caribbean port…..

**manny24** · 03-23-23, 04:09 PM

i would rather bring Covid home from the cruise than one of those swamp donkeys

**Auto Donk** · 03-23-23, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by manny24

i would rather bring Covid home from the cruise than one of those swamp donkeys

**las8** · 03-24-23, 11:07 AM

titties?

**manny24** · 03-25-23, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by las8

titties?

you guys are relentless !!

**KVB** · 03-25-23, 10:52 PM

**Auto Donk** · 03-27-23, 12:44 PM

I'm trying to persuade my wife into sending me the selphy she took of her rack at the daytona 500, in the turquoise shirt.....

she scrunched her luscious melons together to really show 'em off, but she knows exactly what I'm gonna do with the photo, and doesn't want to betrayed as sex object.....

tonight, I may take her phone, face id it while she's sleeping, and send that fukker to myself so I can display her as a sex object....

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-27-23, 12:48 PM

$25 for 5lbs of crawfish is a steal

Lets see some

**Auto Donk** · 03-27-23, 12:52 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

$25 for 5lbs of crawfish is a steal

Lets see some

diggity, this past weekend I was at a crawfish boil at my son in law's place..... ate ten pounds of crawfish for free....

oh, until I can finagle some recent ta ta photos, you pervs will have to get by with this classic: