MUST READ. I've been talking to a witch for 3 months now.

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  • sunshine11
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    • 04-13-14
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    #1
    MUST READ. I've been talking to a witch for 3 months now.
    She has cast me 3 spells. They have all worked.
    Next one she wants to turn me into a beautiful woman. True. She has changed thousands of guys and have sent me hundreds of pics.
    What should I do?
    How do I post my before and after pic here.
  • sunshine11
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    • 04-13-14
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    #2
    She can transform you into a sexy blonde with DD breasts if you'd like. 20 years old. Will live along time also.
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    • Kermit
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      #3
      Nice to see that you are still a weirdo.
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      • Foxx
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        #4
        What were first 3 wishes?
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        • sunshine11
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          #5
          I've always had bad neuropathy. Completely gone now.
          People are calling me ma'am she her in public and I'm still a guy.
          My ex girlfriend was bugging and harrassing me. And her guy friend. So I asked the witch to give her size Z breasts and turn the guy into a woman. Both for 2 weeks. They both worked.

          Kinds spooky. She has shown me her alter.
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          • sunshine11
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            #6
            Originally posted by sunshine11
            I've always had bad neuropathy. Completely gone now.
            People are calling me ma'am she her in public and I'm still a guy.
            My ex girlfriend was bugging and harrassing me. And her guy friend. So I asked the witch to give her size Z breasts and turn the guy into a woman. Both for 2 weeks. They both worked.

            Kinda spooky. She has shown me her alter.
            I've seen her picture. Cute witch.
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            • Bostongambler
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              #7
              If you can’t post a pic of a broom 🧹 I’m calling sus.
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              • sunshine11
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                #8
                Lol
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                • TheGoldenGoose
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                  #9
                  Wifey knows all about this s#it. She told me three weeks ago that Gisele cast a spell on Tom Brady, the Buccaneers Team, and the entire State of Florida. Nothing but a hurricane and losses since for Tampa Bay. Do not fukk with that witchcraft s#it because it draws negative energy.
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                  • StackinGreen
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                    • 10-09-10
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                    #10
                    Maybe Brady realized she was into the occult. It explains a lot also of her model meteoric rise. It's not a good idea interacting with demons, when you as a human are in way over your head regarding spiritual things, especially if you aren't actively communing with the only (one true) God ... in which case you'd already know they are demons that are pathetic and not to be paid mind.
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                    • Foxx
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                      #11
                      Sunshine, ask your witch to conjure up the winner of the Breeder's Cup Classic on Saturday please.
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                      • OldBill
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                        #12
                        ya meet up n instead of her riding a broom see if she ride your woody
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                        • Bostongambler
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                          #13
                          Oldmanbill, how much do you charge to haunt a house?
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                          • OldBill
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Bostongambler
                            Oldmanbill, how much do you charge to haunt a house?

                            shiiiiiiiitttttttttt only $1000 scrae the owners out and buy it chaep then resell it
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                            • sunshine11
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Foxx
                              Sunshine, ask your witch to conjure up the winner of the Breeder's Cup Classic on Saturday please.
                              Ok I'll ask her. She looks at her altar. It's always right she said. See if it picks the ponies. I know she don't like my gambling though.

                              Powerball 1.2 billion now. I'll see if she has the winning numbers. lol
                              She told me today her altar says there's a 80% chance I'll be a woman on Saturday night. She lets you pick what you want to look like how old etc. I'll be 20 a good long life ahead.

                              My cat is almost 10 now. She said she can put a spell on Tigger and make him 1 again. Love it.

                              She lives in Canada she said.

                              She said after I'm a woman she wants to date me and fall in love with me. Lolol true.
                              How wierd is that?
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                              • sunshine11
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by OldBill
                                ya meet up n instead of her riding a broom see if she ride your woody
                                Sure Bill but by Saturday night I'll have a vagina. Lol
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                                • sunshine11
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                                  • 04-13-14
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                  If you can’t post a pic of a broom 粒 I’m calling sus.
                                  She has sent me pics of her altar.
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                                  • Foxx
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by sunshine11
                                    She told me today her altar says there's a 80% chance I'll be a woman on Saturday night. She lets you pick what you want to look like how old etc. I'll be 20 a good long life ahead.
                                    What are you doing Sunday?
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                                    • Ebumdude
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                                      #19
                                      Lockdowns didn’t age well for him.
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                                      • Bostongambler
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                                        #20
                                        Is he still around or did she turn him into a frog 🐸?
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                                        • sunshine11
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                                          #21
                                          She don't do animals she said. Only human.
                                          No gambling. Altar doesn't do that.
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                                          • sunshine11
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Foxx
                                            What are you doing Sunday?
                                            Nothing with you. Lol. Give it to me hard Foxx. Lolol
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                                            • sunshine11
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                                              #23
                                              I'll be a 20 year old woman at midnight tomorrow she said. How do I post pics?
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                                              • sunshine11
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                                                #24
                                                I'm 56 now btw. I'm gonna live along time she said thanks to her.
                                                She was 46 but only 23 now.

                                                Who wants to be a rich young woman? She accepts new clients everyday.
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                                                • sunshine11
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                                                  #25
                                                  Her altar was right again. Hasn't been wrong yet. A week ago her altar said I'd be a rich young woman Saturday night.
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                                                  • sunshine11
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                                                    #26
                                                    Btw 100 million. You can have it too.
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                                                    • OldBill
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                                                      #27
                                                      sunshine your dealing with the occult and it always winds up bad
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                                                      • Buckandadime
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by sunshine11
                                                        Her altar was right again. Hasn't been wrong yet. A week ago her altar said I'd be a rich young woman Saturday night.
                                                        What happens when you wake up Sunday morning and you're still a broke, old toad?
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                                                        • sunshine11
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by OldBill
                                                          sunshine your dealing with the occult and it always winds up bad
                                                          She's not a evil witch she has said. Never uses animals.
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                                                          • Bostongambler
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                                                            #30
                                                            Are you a frog yet?
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                                                            • sunshine11
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                                                              #31
                                                              The strangest thing happened earlier. This is true. I still talk to her every day.
                                                              Well she showed me the woman I'm gonna marry. She changed him into a woman like 2 months ago she said. Jessica is her name. She only likes women. She has said lots of times I don't want to talk or date you unless I'm a woman also. True.
                                                              How wierd is that?
                                                              The witches altar said I'll be a woman and marry Jessica. She hadn't talked to me all week because I'm still guy.

                                                              Lily the witch asked me tonight how long has it been since Jessica talked to me? So I told her. Along time. Than guess what at the same time Jessica messages me and tells me that she loves me. Crazy. So we chatted for awhile. She had to go she was going to dinner.
                                                              Than I go back to talk to the witch I asked her how did that happen? She put a love spell on Jessica to talk to me and say she loves me. Just crazy. True story.
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                                                              • sunshine11
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                                                                #32
                                                                Wonder how she did that. It was at the exact same time also. So she didn't have time to call her and tell her to talk to me. Plus I was talking to Lily when Jessica appeared out of nowhere.
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                                                                • sunshine11
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                                                  Are you a frog yet?
                                                                  No animals didn't you read.
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                                                                  • Bostongambler
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by sunshine11
                                                                    No animals didn't you read.
                                                                    Which thread? You started like 5 on the same subject.
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                                                                    • cincinnatikid513
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                                                                      • 11-23-17
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      they just burned this lady alive in india thinking she was a witch

                                                                      scary time out there

                                                                      witcheslivesmattertoo


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