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  • The Kraken
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    • 12-25-11
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    #1
    Airlines should WEIGH Customers
    Im about to board a flight with a 600lb woman, she has two large carryons and no telling how many checked

    Doubt we even achieve lift

    If nothing else, her ticket should cost 2-3 times what mine did. Im 180lb with a backpack and duffle bag. She's a full pear shape too.

    Anyways, if yall see an airplane driving down I-40 somewhere between OKC and PHX, be sure to wave!
  • edawg
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    • 07-09-11
    • 2820

    #2
    Only question is if you spill your peanuts in her seat will you still try to dig them out an eat them?
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    • Bostongambler
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      • 02-01-08
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      #3
      Well it’s like buying clothing. Shouldn’t the larger people pay more?
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      • DiggityDaggityDo
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        • 11-30-08
        • 81454

        #4
        Kraken if she encroaches onto your seat charge her a fee.
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        • The Kraken
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          • 12-25-11
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          #5
          She pre-boarded boys

          In row 1

          She's hanging out halfway into the aisle, every single person was turning sideways to get by

          I sat on the opposite side of the plane to help balance, but Im only 180, should prolly switch with the #2 fatty on this flight
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          • The Kraken
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            • 12-25-11
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            #6
            Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
            Kraken if she encroaches onto your seat charge her a fee.
            She aint movin Daggles

            Id bet $1000 she couldnt fit in the bathroom and take a piss
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            • Bostongambler
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              • 02-01-08
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              #7
              I’ll Venmo 10K right now if you do the mile high with her in the bathroom.
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              • The Kraken
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                • 12-25-11
                • 28917

                #8
                It would look like one of those "Oops I got stuck" films, as her ass would get stu k in the doorway

                And now that Im thinkin about it, I might not be built to get the job done

                Im no Donk, my friend
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                • 19th Hole
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                  • 03-22-09
                  • 18845

                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Kraken
                  She pre-boarded boys

                  In row 1

                  She's hanging out halfway into the aisle, every single person was turning sideways to get by

                  I sat on the opposite side of the plane to help balance, but Im only 180, should prolly switch with the #2 fatty on this flight
                  ~~~

                  YIKES! The gelatinous overhang...
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                  • pologq
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                    • 10-07-12
                    • 19899

                    #10
                    i need more details to bust. does she have cankles?
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                    • firstclass
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                      • 12-10-08
                      • 2652

                      #11
                      Worst part is ,shes prob unvaxxed and healthier then you .
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                      • KnuckleHeadz
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                        • 12-11-19
                        • 8194

                        #12
                        This is why Vitty and his partner never leave Philly!!
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                        • Kermit
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                          • 09-27-10
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                          #13
                          They should make these people take a train.
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                          • guitarjosh
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                            • 12-25-07
                            • 5746

                            #14
                            Originally posted by The Kraken
                            She pre-boarded boys

                            In row 1

                            She's hanging out halfway into the aisle, every single person was turning sideways to get by

                            I sat on the opposite side of the plane to help balance, but Im only 180, should prolly switch with the #2 fatty on this flight
                            They should make her buy 2 seats. She shouldn't mind, she'll get 2 meals.
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                            • Bostongambler
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                              • 02-01-08
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                              #15
                              She sounds hot.
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                              • gauchojake
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                                • 09-17-10
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                                #16
                                Maybe she's on her way to get gastric bypass surgery
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                                • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                  • 11-30-08
                                  • 81454

                                  #17
                                  Kraken post pics
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                                  • vitterd
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                                    • 09-14-17
                                    • 58460

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by The Kraken
                                    Im about to board a flight with a 600lb woman, she has two large carryons and no telling how many checked

                                    Doubt we even achieve lift

                                    If nothing else, her ticket should cost 2-3 times what mine did. Im 180lb with a backpack and duffle bag. She's a full pear shape too.

                                    Anyways, if yall see an airplane driving down I-40 somewhere between OKC and PHX, be sure to wave!
                                    Mrs Knuckleheadz finally left her husband. Good for her.
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                                    • flyingillini
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                                      • 12-06-06
                                      • 41219

                                      #19
                                      Can you imagine the yeast smell coming from between her legs????? Mighty tasty !
                                      המוסד‎
                                      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                        • 11-30-08
                                        • 81454

                                        #20
                                        Ilinni whats the heaviest girl you’ve blessed with your tool?
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                                        • Ebumdude
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                                          • 11-15-12
                                          • 2189

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by The Kraken
                                          Im about to board a flight with a 600lb woman, she has two large carryons and no telling how many checked

                                          Doubt we even achieve lift

                                          If nothing else, her ticket should cost 2-3 times what mine did. Im 180lb with a backpack and duffle bag. She's a full pear shape too.

                                          Anyways, if yall see an airplane driving down I-40 somewhere between OKC and PHX, be sure to wave!
                                          I like your logic sir. The same can be said about raising health insurance rates for them as well.
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                                          • MaltedHopsFrenzy
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                                            • 10-08-10
                                            • 8944

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by The Kraken
                                            Im about to board a flight with a 600lb woman, she has two large carryons and no telling how many checked

                                            Doubt we even achieve lift

                                            If nothing else, her ticket should cost 2-3 times what mine did. Im 180lb with a backpack and duffle bag. She's a full pear shape too.

                                            Anyways, if yall see an airplane driving down I-40 somewhere between OKC and PHX, be sure to wave!
                                            Too bad you weren’t flying over an ocean, because in case of an emergency landing, she could’ve been used as a floatation device…..

                                            Plus, this thread needs pictures - DDD approved - fly the horny skies!


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                                            • Bostongambler
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                                              • 02-01-08
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy
                                              Too bad you weren’t flying over an ocean, because in case of an emergency landing, she could’ve been used as a floatation device…..

                                              Plus, this thread needs pictures - DDD approved - fly the horny skies!


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                                              Malty, she is one grape away from popping a button which in turn could take out an eye.
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                                              • Thrilla
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                                                • 03-10-15
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                                                #24
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                                                • gauchojake
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                                                  • 09-17-10
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                                                  #25


                                                  Was this her?????
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                                                  • Bostongambler
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                                                    • 02-01-08
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                                                    #26
                                                    Is that Shaq with a wig?
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                                                    • OldBill
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                                                      • 11-02-21
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                                      I’ll Venmo 10K right now if you do the mile high with her in the bathroom.

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                                                      • MaltedHopsFrenzy
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                                                        • 10-08-10
                                                        • 8944

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                                        Malty, she is one grape away from popping a button which in turn could take out an eye.

                                                        I’d take that chance, that’s why God gave you 2 eyes…..

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                                                        • gauchojake
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                                                          • 09-17-10
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                                          Is that Shaq with a wig?
                                                          She was on a recent flight to Vefas. At least she bought a first class seat.
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                                                          • JIBBBY
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                                                            • 12-10-09
                                                            • 83691

                                                            #30
                                                            Obese fat slobs should have to pay for 2 or 3 seats on planes, live music concerts and or public seating events. Nothing worse then sitting next to a fat pig that is evading your space and breathing heavy.

                                                            Over eating is a disease just like when people getting hooked on crack or meth. Makes life miserable for the people sitting around you!
                                                            Last edited by JIBBBY; 07-09-22, 07:05 PM.
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