Post some Retro HAIRBAND BALLADS that aren’t half bad
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dlowillySBR Posting Legend
- 11-09-16
- 13870
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Post some Retro HAIRBAND BALLADS that aren’t half bad
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boscokidSBR MVP- 04-03-10
- 1496
#2Scorpions pre-date hairbands by almost 20 years. Shame on you for mentioning them in the same post as Warrant and Winger
Be better WillyComment -
dlowillySBR Posting Legend
- 11-09-16
- 13870
#4That definitely occurred to me, but these pics are undeniable...Originally posted by boscokidScorpions pre-date hairbands by almost 20 years. Shame on you for mentioning them in the same post as Warrant and Winger
Be better Willy

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pologqSBR Posting Legend- 10-07-12
- 19899
#12you mean this doesn't deserve a grammy?
Well, swingin' on the front porch
Swingin' on the lawn
Swingin' where we want
'Cause there ain't nobody home
Swingin' to the left
Swingin' to the right
I'm thinkin' about baseball
I'll swing all night, yeah
Yeah, yeahComment -
stevenashModerator
- 01-17-11
- 66080
#13I said this as a kid 25 years ago, and I still say it.
Sweet was a very good band, and vastly underrated.
If one didn't rock out to this one back in the day, one is lying.
The rowdy intro, the echo chamber effect, Sweet was the real deal.
This tune sold like, I don't know, a gazillion records.
And who didn't rock out to Bar Room Blitz?
Shout out Opti, thanks for the Sweet reference, one of the forgotten glam bands.
p.s. don't you love these music threads, they can drift off topic and nobody would mind one bit.Comment -
stevenashModerator
- 01-17-11
- 66080
#14Well, if Milli-Vanilli won a Grammy, give Warrant two statues.Originally posted by pologqyou mean this doesn't deserve a grammy?
Well, swingin' on the front porch
Swingin' on the lawn
Swingin' where we want
'Cause there ain't nobody home
Swingin' to the left
Swingin' to the right
I'm thinkin' about baseball
I'll swing all night, yeah
Yeah, yeah

Not for nothing, that babe was steaming hot.
I read someplace she was a beauty contest winner.
Why do I believe this?Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43572
#15Originally posted by stevenashI say this with all due respect, we watch it for the babe, but...
Worst...Song...Ever...
that stupid big-mouthed -- literally -- mother fukker is almost single-handedly responsible for the death of rock n roll..... between that idiotic no-talent fukstick and half a dozen other similar late 80's mother fukkers, they brought the world the end of rock and ushered in the grunge movement.....
one item on my bucket list that I haven't achieved is putting my fist in his oversized pie hole.......Comment -
stevenashModerator
- 01-17-11
- 66080
#18You talking about what's his name, John Lane, Jani Lane, whatever?Originally posted by Auto Donkthat stupid big-mouthed -- literally -- mother fukker is almost single-handedly responsible for the death of rock n roll..... between that idiotic no-talent fukstick and half a dozen other similar late 80's mother fukkers, they brought the world the end of rock and ushered in the grunge movement.....
one item on my bucket list that I haven't achieved is putting my fist in his oversized pie hole.......Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43572
#19have no clue what this fuktard's name is.... probably why I haven't found him yet to punch him in his huge f'n mouth as of this date:Originally posted by stevenashYou talking about what's his name, John Lane, Jani Lane, whatever?
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Lex_iconSBR MVP
- 04-29-14
- 2212
#20I watched them live back in 1996. It was one of the most remarkable shows that I've watched in my whole life. They've been literally kick out of the stage. In the first song someone hit Sebastian's face with a bag of cookies, later a full schoolbag, a whole stadium seemed like a funeral. Maybe it is the first cancelation event that I've seen in my life. Just angry people making sure to show their disgust for the band. Autodonk would love it.Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43572
#23damn...... when you first said "remarkable", I thought you were goin' to say how great those losers were.... thank God, Lex, I still have faith in you.... I would love to see the video on that!!!!!!!Originally posted by Lex_iconI watched them live back in 1996. It was one of the most remarkable shows that I've watched in my whole life. They've been literally kick out of the stage. In the first song someone hit Sebastian's face with a bag of cookies, later a full schoolbag, a whole stadium seemed like a funeral. Maybe it is the first cancelation event that I've seen in my life. Just angry people making sure to show their disgust for the band. Autodonk would love it.Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43572
#24well, fukk.... I guess I need to amend my bucket list.......
from "punch fukkface lead singer of warrant in the mouth" to "shit on fukkface lead singer of warrant's grave for killing rock n roll"
article above on his death starts off with some shit about his "fade into oblivion".... if there was any justice in this world, or common sense, this fuktard never would have been out of oblivion in the first place......
hands down the sorriest of all the fukkin' hair bands that killed rock....Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43572
#25any word on who discovered "warrant" and made those fukks famous for fifteen minutes? I may add punching that mother fukker in the mouth to my bucket list.......Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43572
#26in hindsight, that fukstick from warrant was rivaled only by one other band, so bad mike judge let those assholes have it by emblazoning their name on the lamest cartoon character ever:
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stevenashModerator
- 01-17-11
- 66080
#30Is Kiss a hair band?
I always thought of them as glam rock.
I guess you can call them a hair band too.Comment -
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#33Skidrow I Remember You
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OptionalAdministrator
- 06-10-10
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#34The man at the back said everyone attack!Originally posted by stevenashAnd who didn't rock out to Bar Room Blitz?.Comment -
stevenashModerator
- 01-17-11
- 66080
#35Yeah.Originally posted by OptionalThe man at the back said everyone attack!
That was Brian Connelly, he never met a substance he didn't abuse.
I think substance abuse killed him.
Shame, Connelly was huge.
The whole band has passed away except for Andy Scott, who's an incredible bass player.
I can't give enough props to Sweet, legendary glam rock/punk band.Comment
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