Amber Heard night in DonkLand (parental advisory -- explicit content)

[Auto Donk]

so, many of us, my sexy, big-breasted wife included, have seen or heard Amber Heard's testimony that Johnny "sexually assaulted" her with a vodka bottle, which Amber wasn't sure at first whether she was being fisted or something else invading her ample hole......

well, last night, after finishing off a bottle of grey goose, empty liter bottle sitting on the island in the kitchen, my somewhat intoxicated better half suggested we channel OPTI and his australian whereabouts, and engage in a little role playin', as she coyly eyed the bottle..... (an exemplar of which is below):





well, without going into graphic detail, the night got a bit crazy, a lot of lube was spilled, and we came to the conclusion that Amber Heard must have an absolutely huge vagina........

we'll let her take over from here:

[19th Hole]

so, many of us, my sexy, big-breasted wife included, have seen or heard Amber Heard's testimony that Johnny "sexually assaulted" her with a vodka bottle, which Amber wasn't sure at first whether she was being fisted or something else invading her ample hole......

well, last night, after finishing off a bottle of grey goose, empty liter bottle sitting on the island in the kitchen, my somewhat intoxicated better half suggested we channel OPTI and his australian whereabouts, and engage in a little role playin', as she coyly eyed the bottle..... (an exemplar of which is below):





well, without going into graphic detail, the night got a bit crazy, a lot of lube was spilled, and we came to the conclusion that Amber Heard must have an absolutely huge vagina........

we'll let her take over from here:

~~~


Where are the tears...this bitch never has tears when play acting.

If she had a vodka bottle manipulating her cavernous taco, the mere
memory of that moment would bring a torrent of tears.

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

I thought you were going to tell us you $#!T the bed…..

[pologq]

i think she liked the bottle and even drank the alcohol thru her backdoor. little kinky vixen she is.

[Auto Donk]

I thought you were going to tell us you $#!T the bed…..

that's a different story, and a different girl, who warned me not to go back door after she'd taken a molly or two at a party we were at down in galveston.....

my buddy, who was with his babe in the next room, with his girl, and who'd been voicing concern about possibly losing his security deposit on the beach house several times during the night (a number of couples were down there celebrating my bday weekend, many of whom were swingers), lost wood when he heard me yell out "NOW THERE GOES THE SECURITY DEPOSIT!!!!" as my babe's bowels let loose, spraying -- fortunately for me -- in the direction of the couple laying next to us in the bed....... she "shiner bock blasted" all over the bed, that couple, the wall, and numerous other items in the room before regaining control.... what a mess....

i'll never forget the guy and his babe next to us, not realizing what exactly had happened, saying "ewwww, what's that smell?!?!?"! before even realizing he and his babe had taken fire.....


I was lucky, and received the least "damage" -- only having to shower down my choco-stick.....

[slayer14]

[pologq]

that's a different story, and a different girl, who warned me not to go back door after she'd taken a molly or two at a party we were at down in galveston.....

my buddy, who was with his babe in the next room, with his girl, and who'd been voicing concern about possibly losing his security deposit on the beach house several times during the night (a number of couples were down there celebrating my bday weekend, many of whom were swingers), lost wood when he heard me yell out "NOW THERE GOES THE SECURITY DEPOSIT!!!!" as my babe's bowels let loose, spraying -- fortunately for me -- in the direction of the couple laying next to us in the bed....... she "shiner bock blasted" all over the bed, that couple, the wall, and numerous other items in the room before regaining control.... what a mess....

i'll never forget the guy and his babe next to us, not realizing what exactly had happened, saying "ewwww, what's that smell?!?!?"! before even realizing he and his babe had taken fire.....


I was lucky, and received the least "damage" -- only having to shower down my choco-stick.....

but did you finish? lol

[Auto Donk]

but did you finish? lol

later I did, but no, it's hard to come during the midst of a shit storm spawned from your woman's innerds....... next load I shot was down on the beach.... during a game of "see who can blast a ghost crab".... our women were jerking us off and aiming our wands at the little bastards as they scurried about the beach....... pretty sure my third spurt got one right between their creepy eyes.....

[pologq]

later I did, but no, it's hard to come during the midst of a shit storm spawned from your woman's innerds....... next load I shot was down on the beach.... during a game of "see who can blast a ghost crab".... our women were jerking us off and aiming our wands at the little bastards as they scurried about the beach....... pretty sure my third spot got one right between their creepy eyes.....