Amber/Johnny saga, anyone else catch that part about Amber wanting her DI*K SUCKED???

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I already know ttwarrior's response to this question, and probably funnyb's, and maybe diggity's if he's drunk or on molly, but is anyone else on this site up for giving in to Amber Heard's demands to have her cokk sucked????

poor johnny......


on a side note, if I was doing the cross exam of amber, I would have demanded she answer the question the entire nation is now left wondering about, and not sure the answer of:

"Amber, this dikk that you are demanding Johnny to suck, is it a real, biological standing hampton, such that you are a tranny, or was it a strap-on cokk???"

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succck my d****K lol lol

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something about the way she says it does kind of turn me on.......

no, not the sucking d-ck part -- that'd be pretty fukkin' gay -- but the way she aggressively demands sex.... assertive and demanding, not going to be denied...... reminds me of chris rock's take on avoiding dry balls...... if you don't straight up demand your bitch to suck your balls, if you are wishy-washy about it, you'll wind up with dry balls.......

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Amber is so desperate today, she's resulted to the BIG PUSSY DEFENSE.......

specifically, when asked how she could take a liter vodka bottle up her snatch and not show injuries, her only defense was "I have a really big pussy....."

Johnny corroborated the size of her gaping fuk hole/vent, with a text talking about how flappy her gash is.......

at this point, my suggestion to ms. heard, if she were my client, would be to throw in the towel and parasail out of the courtroom using her giant pussy flaps as the sail....

I assume that would mean turning herself upside down, and spreading her flaps, and soaring out of the court, legs spread wide, feet up in the air, head nearly draggin' the ground as she soared right the fuk outta there......

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Took my daughter and a friend of hers to lunch yesterday.

They had me laughing my ass off, talking about "Amber Turd" and how she's nuts.

Can't believe how much they knew by watching tiktok videos on youtube.



They all side with Johnny Depp...lmao...I warned that he was a nutcase too, she just makes him look sane...

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all I can say is that some studio needs to take the risk and hire johnny for a major film, the good will he's developed during this trial will make it his biggest box office hit yet.......

her career? Over!!!!

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I agree.

After all this, I think fans would flock to a Depp movie.

Meanwhile Aquaman 2 is a already a flop a year before being released thanks to her crazy-ass.

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I loved her testimony this morning, attesting that she now receives non-stop death threats and her career is finished, just as Captain Jack promised her would be the outcome if she fukked with him....