Would you smash or pass?

[stevenash]

Everyone knows it's not gay if you keep your socks on.

But what about the hat?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Is that your private jet, Pavy?

[homie1975]

Hard Pass.

Never stick your junk in another human being's house. There is a baby in her tummy who owns that real estate.

stay out.

[MT Casings]

Smash. You can’t do anymore damage than has already been done.

[Auto Donk]

Smash. You can’t do anymore damage than has already been done.

I was once warned I could do damage with my wand if I pounded too hard and entered the dilated cervix of a ho; worst case cave the tyke's skull in, mildest case give him/her one helluva migraine headache in utero......

the harder i pounded this 8 mo preggers ho, the madder she got, eventually trying to fend me off by squirting her nips into my face..... and open mouth, as I shouted obscenities at her for hitting me with the "ohio jets"...... breast milk tasted nasty af.......

[Auto Donk]

with that much weight crawling on board, i'm pretty sure someone will be calling their local news station the following day reporting the names of the pilots on this doomed flight, as these guys:

[KVB]

[JIBBBY]

Hard Pass.

Never stick your junk in another human being's house. There is a baby in her tummy who owns that real estate.

stay out.

Agreed! You don't want to pound the top of the babies soft head when banging and cause major deformities and brain damage.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Agreed! You don't want to pound the top of the babies soft head when banging and cause major deformities and brain damage.

Oh wow

That’s KVB’s friend!

He’s a huge soccer fan

[KVB]

Oh wow

That’s KVB’s friend!

He’s a huge soccer fan

That guy is awesome, he wins some bets he loses some bets and clearly he pushes some bets.

But he always lives to bet another day.

[TheMoneyShot]

Hard Pass.

Never stick your junk in another human being's house. There is a baby in her tummy who owns that real estate.

stay out.

My check list....

1. If she says my man isn't present in my life....

2. If she says I'll meet you anywhere.... (other than her place)

3. She's all over you like white on rice....

I don't see the issue here. You aren't marrying her.... and she doesn't want to marry you either.

Note: I'm talking grade A prego here.... not some sloppy jalopy.

[homie1975]

My check list....

1. If she says my man isn't present in my life....

2. If she says I'll meet you anywhere.... (other than her place)

3. She's all over you like white on rice....

I don't see the issue here. You aren't marrying her.... and she doesn't want to marry you either.

Note: I'm talking grade A prego here.... not some sloppy jalopy.

i need to see the face, though, isn't that important ??

[OldBill]

PASS

[Roscoe_Word]

Plus you can get a bj from the baby when you're balls deep in the mother.

[BeatTheJerk]

Plus you can get a bj from the baby when you're balls deep in the mother.

As long as it’s a girl “we’re good” pal, I’ll finally get my 1st threesome.

[JIBBBY]

You fellas are getting a little twisted in this thread now. Babies giving BJ and what not, come on now. What is wrong with you people? May GOD have mercy on your souls ..

[BeatTheJerk]

We’re keeping it light Jibbby.

[Slurry Pumper]

I'm a no on the smash. I'm not into pregos, not saying I wouldn't hit a pregnant chick, but they would have to be hotter. I can't believe I'm typing this however. At my advanced age, I would pound down on just about anything with a vag that isn't heavier than me. So I guess I do have standards.

[konck]

Cheating on her husband right before she's about to pop
Not concerned for the baby health
Pass all day what a Ho

[DiggityDaggityDo]

You fellas are getting a little twisted in this thread now. Babies giving BJ and what not, come on now. What is wrong with you people? May GOD have mercy on your souls ..

That’s where you draw the line, Jibbs?

[JIBBBY]

I would not smash and grab you sick focks!

[TheMoneyShot]

Cheating on her husband right before she's about to pop
Not concerned for the baby health
Pass all day what a Ho

Who said she was married? It's 2022. Most of these younger women aren't even married. They just crave dikk attention.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Who said she was married? It's 2022. Most of these younger women aren't even married. They just crave dikk attention.

It literally says “If you know my husband don’t tell him”

[homie1975]

It literally says “If you know my husband don’t tell him”

[TheMoneyShot]

It literally says “If you know my husband don’t tell him”

lol well... I don't know where that profile came from... could possibly be fake? But, the ones I've seen on Bumble are women 23-27... having BF issues, independent wannabies, can't tie me down, rebellious bitches.... I need attention... and one of the lines always say... "I hope you don't mind I'm pregnant."

Clearly they are a wreck lol but what do you care? You just want to SMASH... and DASH.

[JIBBBY]

I could never do a pregnant woman showing even if she was my wife. Leave that uterus alone I say!!

[KVB]

lol well... I don't know where that profile came from... could possibly be fake? But, the ones I've seen on Bumble are women 23-27... having BF issues, independent wannabies, can't tie me down, rebellious bitches.... I need attention... and one of the lines always say... "I hope you don't mind I'm pregnant."

Clearly they are a wreck lol but what do you care? You just want to SMASH... and DASH.

Money give her a call.

Maybe she'll sign up at SBR, maybe even go Pro.

Besides, Amy from page 30 needs a pal to shoot the shit with around here.

[Crusherrr]

It's a no. Her husband probably USMC and will show up with a gun to the back of your head and rob you once you're standing at the edge of the bed naked with a boner.

[thinwhiteduke]

No.
But who cares? I've never been with anyone anyway

[MinnesotaFats]

It's a no. Her husband probably USMC and will show up with a gun to the back of your head and rob you once you're standing at the edge of the bed naked with a boner.

Exactly

Your murder is the next episode of NCIS

[TheMoneyShot]

Money give her a call.

Maybe she'll sign up at SBR, maybe even go Pro.

Besides, Amy from page 30 needs a pal to shoot the shit with around here.

OMG. That chick was psychotic. All time classic though lol

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Money give her a call.

Maybe she'll sign up at SBR, maybe even go Pro.

Besides, Amy from page 30 needs a pal to shoot the shit with around here.

That was one of the funniest things to ever happen on SBR.

Probably second to that one thread where that one guy got called out for being a stiff on his betpoints loan.

[manny24]

smash the gash until baby gets a rash then grab the cash she left next to her purse

[BeatTheJerk]

smash the gash until baby gets a rash then grab the cash she left next to her purse

That’s pimp af

[TheGoldenGoose]

Pass
Run
As fast
As possible.
Do not look
Back
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