Had Tinder movie date last night...

[MinnesotaFats]

Get gal to come over.

Made a romantic fire (its still snowing in Minny here) and ask her if she had a favorite movie or genre she preferred.

She deferred to me, so I chose to watch 'Porkey's', which I feel is HILLARIOUS and a great sexually charged movie.

Well, needless to say, this didn't finish like I thought it would.

Was Porkeys a poor choice?

[gauchojake]

Great movie.

[MinnesotaFats]

Great movie.

Thank you!

[Foxx]

I've never seen it, but having checked out the trailer just now, it definitely wasn't a safe bet. Plus, maybe it wasn't age appropriate. How old was she?

[Bostongambler]

Should of put on the Spice channel and got busy.

[Memento]

I have a vivid memory as a young kid in the 80's when my parents rented that movie and watched it with some neighbor friends one Friday night. They sent me and my sister to my bedroom so we couldn't watch and I just remember them laughing and giggling the whole time. Never could figure out why they wouldn't let me watch it....until it came to HBO on cable.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Porkey’s is a great movie

So, not even a blowie, Fatty?

[KnuckleHeadz]

Maybe it had a burrito earlier

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Maybe it had a burrito earlier

[MinnesotaFats]

LOL nope no blowie and a stern look when I started snorting laughing at the Principles scene after the weiner thru the hole part.....I got a bad case of the giggles.

She didn't even smile

[edawg]

LOL nope no blowie and a stern look when I started snorting laughing at the Principles scene after the weiner thru the hole part.....I got a bad case of the giggles.

She didn't even smile

Fatty go with Top Gun or Dirty Dancing if she is around 40. Body language will tell you everything go for the old yawn and reach in the romantic scenes.

[las8]

You should have turned on the movie Transamerica. "They" would have probably enjoyed the movie a bit more.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

You should have turned on the movie Transamerica. "They" would have probably enjoyed the movie a bit more.

I didn’t even know that was a movie.

Worth watching?

[MinnesotaFats]

I didn’t even know that was a movie.

Worth watching?

It is

Felicity Huffman

Old movie thou

[gauchojake]

This is 40

Guaranteed

[ttwarrior1]

terrible choice and i think you knew it,

what u do is pick 4 movies, let her pick out of those 4 or vice versa

perhaps airplane next time

[Chi_archie]

don't show your chronological, mental and emotional age with a first date movie choice like that

[MinnesotaFats]

don't show your chronological, mental and emotional age with a first date movie choice like that

I was hoping the sexuality would charge up her vag

[Ebumdude]

Should of put on the Spice channel and got busy.

Damn. Spice channel is still a thing?

[manny24]

couldn't think of an older movie Fatty?

By the Sea is a real panty dropper

[Thrilla]

I was hoping the sexuality would charge up her vag

Wtf worst choice for that. Idiot. You watch that shit with your homies.

You made her think that she was merely an object for sex and that you are a pig.

There are countless romantic comedies nowadays with sex in it that you could have used.

[Thrilla]

God damn it fatty

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Poor choice in movie for a first date, fatty

This reminds me of a fail I had 20+ years ago...had this chick over and put on the movie Friday. The scene where John Witherspoon is taking a dump and spraying the air freshener gave me a chuckle but she was not amused...at all

[FullStrength]

Porky's is for men to drool over. I can't believe a chick would choose that type of movie. Gotta have something that gets them girl horny. Movies with good looking guys like superhero movies or movies with Brad Pitt (Fightclub). Looking at these guys gets them fantasizing and turned on.

[gauchojake]

should have just gone with 50 shades of grey at that point fats

[Thrilla]

God damn it fatty

[Thrilla]

Gawd

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

I was hoping the sexuality would charge up her vag

You should’ve gone with ‘Magic Mike’ then…..

[mcaulay777]

I think Porky's has about 5 felonies in it now.Can you imagine young kids between 19 and 25 watching that movie today. Oh Yes Lassie,I put that movie in about once a year.Alex Karris and Cherry Forever both were in Webster, of Course the girl from Mannequin and Sex In the City The Kid From Caddyshack was in it also so a lot of actors got good work.I remember before i stopped listening to Stern i believe he bought the rights to that movie!.I remember going to theatre and watching the second one as well it was a totally different movie.

[nick1976]

Well did she like the movie? Was she laughing?

[JIBBBY]

Chicks like romance and sensitive movies. Guys like ROAD HOUSE!!

[Slurry Pumper]

Sorry you couldn't close the deal. I think the movie was a poor choice. From what I've seen lately you would have a much better chance just putting on some serial killer documentary but not some well known one who kills bitches on the first date like several of them do. I would have chosen a female serial killer like Aileen Wuornos, Jane Toppan, or probably the more interesting one Dorothea Puente who killed old Fvcks in a nursing home she was running.

[JIBBBY]

Tinder dates! Yuck.

I prefer to meet chicks face to face and in the real person for the first time. People are so afraid to just say hi in real life and just shoot the shit and be cool with people these days.

It's all online garbage now.

[MinnesotaFats]

I agree, I prefer meeting social like at the bars, or at the tennis center or whilst out & about.

But sometimes you just gotta swipe

[captrobey]

Something gentle and sweet like Rambo First Blood Part 2 .If she bitches tell her its just like The Sound of Music except there's Grenades.