Men. They think about one subject almost all the time, but what about women?

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  • ABEHONEST
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    • 06-27-09
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    #1
    Men. They think about one subject almost all the time, but what about women?
    Now, men, you will slow down as you reach a mature age but until then, we are all alike.

    But what about the other half that's not packing any meat?
    What do you believe girls/women think or ponder over many hours of the day?

    We must consider healthy men, not over 70, and healthy women not over 60. But start with the age 13 for both

    I do believe I've seen definite signs that young girls are ready to experience sex by 2 or 3 years younger than males.

    I have one profound experience I can remember when I was 45 and she was 3i.
    I didn't know her too long but I had my eyes on her for a few months, maybe even a year? Well, like most humans, she had a problem or two, I soon found out about a month later. Too late for me though I was still on the hunt and she was now beckoning me on..
    Me, I was a health-nut [and a major gambler] and she was the complete opposite. So, you can guess the ending.
    But she had what men lose their brains over; Pretty looks [damn], big jugs and a rather goofy personality.

    See? Me, I've got this thing called a George Washington complex. I cannot tell a lie, especially a bold-faced lie.

    Her weakness: Beer and cigarettes, especially the booze. Okay, once we were settled in and starting to trust each overs motives for hooking up, we did have a couple sexual experiences, like 95% of couples.

    No fireworks yet because she just could be sober long enough to keep me focused on what I call natural instincts. Yeah, I know.
    Okay, here is the thing most healthy males would call a sexual dream come through: It will be blunt, but I will try to keep it an R-rating.

    She was already lit up pretty good as were lying side-by-side on her bed. And I was working her upper parts, and suddenly, she abruptly spouted out rather gently and straight forward--She said;"sit on my chest and *** in my mouth. Maybe a word slightly different but the mission was well understood.
    What!. You talk about a shock, and yes, I was still quite naive about women and their sexual "tastes."
    To make it short, I simply could not do it.

    I respected Frank for that.

    Anyway, I think she probably took it as an insult, well, it seemed that way about a week later.
    Within 2 weeks after that little shocker, she hinted that we were over.

    ** Here's how I feel about it years later: If it wasn't me following through it would have been some other male in my place, and 9 out of10 chances he would have followed through.

    Now, how about explaining to me--I still don't know women, divorced for 15 years.
    What's your idea of what healthy women dream about thorough their everyday lives?

    ** I did reduce the 4-letter word to a 3-letter word.
    Last edited by ABEHONEST; 03-14-22, 09:42 PM.
  • Bostongambler
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    • 02-01-08
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    #2
    Abe take the green pill in the morning and the blue one at night.

    Do you have anyone there to help you sort your meds?
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    • ABEHONEST
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      • 06-27-09
      • 9470

      #3
      Originally posted by Bostongambler
      Abe take the green pill in the morning and the blue one at night.

      Do you have anyone there to help you sort your meds?
      After all the survival tips..tell me what you know about "your" experiences with women?
      No, not a long one like mine. Make it brief.
      Now get to it!
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      • Bostongambler
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        #4
        Pass. Take your meds. Thanks
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        • pimike
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          • 03-23-08
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          #5
          Women in the bigger better deal
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          • ABEHONEST
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            • 06-27-09
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            #6
            Originally posted by pimike
            Women in the bigger better deal
            I didn't get that?
            How about a consensus of all the women you've known?
            What makes them tick?
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            • Bostongambler
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              • 02-01-08
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              #7
              Originally posted by ABEHONEST
              I didn't get that?
              How about a consensus of all the women you've known?
              What makes them tick?
              Their heart makes them tick.
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              • ABEHONEST
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                • 06-27-09
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                #8
                A solid answer. Are you feeling okay?
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                • OldBill
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                  • 11-02-21
                  • 6416

                  #9
                  pussy controls the world ..................men keep trying to get back in after coming out
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                  • ABEHONEST
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                    • 06-27-09
                    • 9470

                    #10
                    Little tricky there, Bill?
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