Thinking seriously of a retirement home

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  • ABEHONEST
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-27-09
    • 9470

    #1
    Thinking seriously of a retirement home
    I am thinking about it? Where the residents are all old beat-up codgers who don't even watch any games on TV.
    Nice and quiet with nothing but bingo and shuffleboard games going on.
    Food is a freebie, that's good, and I and going to buy myself a brand new shuffleboard because I hear the ladies go hog wild over the best male shuffleboard player.

    Johnny V., how about you joining up with me at the same time?
    We can talk about the glory days where "We" were the ones who kicked those G.D. Book's asses routinely, as simple as brushing your teeth each and every morning,

    Get yourself a new shuffleboard and if we win as expected, we can share the hottest babe. And I understand, they just lay in bed most of the day just dying to be laid?
  • edawg
    SBR MVP
    • 07-09-11
    • 2820

    #2
    A 90 year old man is standing by the pond with his 90 year old female friend at the retirement home. 90 year old man says to 90 year old female " I know I can no longer do much but would you please touch my pecker" 90 year old female agrees. Next day 90 year old man is standing by the pond with new 70 year old female retiree. 90 year old female says " You have got to be kidding me is it because she is only 70 years old?" 90 year old man says " No not at all it is because she just got diagnosed with Parkinsons disease!"
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    • ABEHONEST
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 06-27-09
      • 9470

      #3

      If you're making fun at me, don't let me know?
      Where's my soon to be gambling partner, Johnny Vegas? We know he's seen his name on here so I guess he's in denial?
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